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Heckler

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  1. Heckler

    Euro is turning people into nazi's :)

    This not a new thing, heck Mel Brooks was doing Spring Time for Hitler about thirty years ago in the Producers.
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    Why the red face?

    It was one of those "Hey I've got a good idea" type of dumb ideas. "Let's toast some marshmellows, get your mate the pilot to buzz us with the afterburner on"
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    I almost got in trouble at work today

    Stupidest thing I ever did, this girl said "Marry Me?" and dumbass that I am I did. Most stupid and expensive mistake of my life.
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    Us army to release first person shooter

    Do you get to shoot Canadians?
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    Grand theft auto 3 for the pc

    My copy is reserved and I'm looking forward to it in a carmagedden sort of way.
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    Natalie portman appreciation thread

    Hmmmm she arouses stranges feelings in me, on the one hand she is very nice but the trouble is she does indeed look about 14 so I would be fearful of the legal issues "Honestly officer she said she was 21". As my colleague at work suggested "She's f**king jail bait mate".....
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    The deep end

    My goal is to discover if I surround myself with the objects I see everyday in advertisements whether I can somehow attain the lifestyle and happiness everyone seems to have in said adverts. I haven't got there once though I did come close once to having a mystical experience while eating my second bowl of Kellogs crunchy nut corn flakes...
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    How did you stumbled on operation flashpoint?

    Having often wanted to go to foreign countries and kick off with whatever indiginous or invading peoples were there I have to say this game was just mana from heaven for me. By the way I am of course joking.....
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    Hair choice in women

    Redheads - they are filthy........
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    What is man's deadliest weapon?

    Anal knowledge?
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    What is man's deadliest weapon?

    I once saw a very dangerous looking special forces trained Aardvark in a bad mood
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    The captain!

    5 cats? Well I guess in the event of a natural disaster you will at least have something to eat!
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    2nd time 100th post!

    Or this one
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    2nd time 100th post!

    Can I just point out that I never Spam. Apart from this post......
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    How much does it cost?

    London 1-7 : Much more than everywhere else. I'm not saying it's expensive to live here but I had to take out a second mortgage just to buy a newspaper! I read recently that the average house price in the uk will be Å300,000 by 2010. That's about $432,000 u.s.
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    The captain!

    My parents had two Persians, get very used to taste of cat hair 'cause dude no matter how careful you are you will end eating a whole lot of it, it gets everywhere!!
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    War on terrorism the computer game!

    That part of the movie was so sixties, like wow baby.....
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    The captain!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> that is a pretty cat <span id='postcolor'> Hmmmm I think you need to get out more or go to cat fanciers anonymous or something. Or is it just because you overheard guys saying they like pussy and misunderstood?
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    New rh grounded problem

    Best thing to do is download a complete campaign file and then go the next mission after the bugged one and revert it so as not to spoil the narrative flow. The rest of the missions are relatively bug free. I had exactly the same problem as you and even if I engaged auto-hover the chopper was dropping like an anvil so I just shrugged, cursed Cash counting codemasters and moved on........
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    What would you think of an official spam thread?

    Spam? I ain't got time to spam!
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    What would you think of an official spam thread?

    I spam therefore I am
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    Heat & noisy fans

    Wearing earplugs sorted out my noisy fan wonderfully
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    What would you think of an official spam thread?

    I love the smell of spam in the morning......
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    1111

    I almost soiled myself reading it....
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    Ofp player's age

    28 (inches)
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