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  5. Posted

    I remember when i went to EPISODE I. I wanted to go with my brothers, but my ex-g/f had to come along. (she waved her hand and said: you take me along, yes you do)

    And all I wanted is SEE the movie, and all SHE did was trying to kiss me and tough me. I though: Jeez bitch leave me alone I WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE. She didn't like the movie, and I BOUGHT HER TICKET. SO WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE BITCH. That is why i will NEVER take another broad the a starwars movie again, period mad.gif

  9. Posted

    One of my favourite quotes from "Army of Darkness".

    I want this movie on DVD, and i know it's there. But i have never seen it. I could download a DVD-rip from internet, so i could watch the movie (that's why i know it's there), but i want to buy it. I haven't seen it here in Holland. Has anybody seen this movie from Bruce Campbell. I must have it  sad.gif

  10. Posted

    Chicken shit that is. Yep, the chickens on this lab are scared shitless.

    Sometimes we need to incubate eggs in a stove to let a virus grow. Well, sometimes people forget to get them out on time, as the eggs are 17 days old. Then when you let them in the stove for another 4 days, you have some cute yellow furry hatchlings peeping for their mom in the stove. And it makes a mess as they shit everything under. Oh well, almost weekend.

    BTW, does anybody know how big the island will be in resistance. It look pretty neat from the shots and trailers what i have seen. smile.gif

  12. Posted

    Raven software always seem to make the best 1st person shooters. Well, in my opinion that is. They get an old engine, they make it better and whoopie a game. Let's look at a few shall we:

    Heretic; Nice game based on the doom engine. They made it possible to look up and down (45 degrees up and 45 down) and fly with the "wings of wrath" spell. therefore they also modified the engine to have the same x,y coordinates as other objects in the game

    Hexen; Same as above, but based on DoomII engine. Possibility to jump also included, and a hub based level. You could go to one level, and return later to the other. Some nice RPG element in this one

    HexenII; Based on the Quake I engine. Also hub based levels, possibility to fly and nice RPG element. Nice graphics for the time being.

    Heretic II; Based on the Quake II engine. I loved this one. 3rd person few, and some nice acrobatic moves. Hub based and much modifications.

    Soldier of Fortune; Last game based on QuakeII engine. A shitload of modifications on this one. Very nice grapics and an exellent game. In tribute to Id software's Quake II engine they created the last level in a Castle in Germany. This was based on Wolfenstein. Nice level it was.

    Elite Force; Based on the Quake III engine. Very nice graphics, but i don't like startrek sad.gif

    Jedi Knight II; Also based on the Quake III engine. I love it.

    Soldier of Fortune II; Same as above, haven't played it yet.

  14. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ May 24 2002,09:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ May 24 2002,10:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I just saw a pretty girl walk by the office. Yessir, a swell girly. But then she turned around and she had a nose like an elephant. She's beautifull, but the nose ruins everything  sad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    But I don't have a twin sister living in Holland!

    Oooops. sad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    Ghehe LMAO biggrin.gifsmile.giftounge.giftounge.giftounge.gif

    You don't have a nose of an elephant,

    but an elephants ass tounge.giftounge.giftounge.giftounge.giftounge.giftounge.giftounge.gif

    just kidding, i have never seen your ass before biggrin.gif

  15. Posted

    I like my freedom. Two of my brothers live together with their g/f. One lives in Australia with his woman. They other has no freedom at all. When we are playing Risk for example, she says: Ohh (name of my brother), i want you to sit next to me and watch tv. Be sociable with me. Don't play Risk with your friends and brothers, sit next to me.

    The bitch. Then i told her she was fat and her tits where hanging. And now she is mad at me. Now my brother may not play Risk too much anymore from her. mad.gif

  17. Posted

    I just saw a pretty girl walk by the office. Yessir, a swell girly. But then she turned around and she had a nose like an elephant. She's beautifull, but the nose ruins everything sad.gif

  18. Posted

    I'm single too. I need to play computer games, and woman don't want me to do that. That is why i dumped my g/f. I felt sorry for over a month, but i am happy now biggrin.gif

    Kann ich anhalte Ihren Stichel, während Sie ein Pipi nehmen.

    Lassen Sie mich bitte ihn anhalten?

  19. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ May 24 2002,09:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Do these braindeads really say/write "Bohrung"?!?  confused.gif

    Can`t believe that... because "Bohrung" means drilling and is normally only used if you search for oil or so...  biggrin.gif

    But in one thing you are right: the germans driving to the dutch beachs are in 98% really big belly guys! The athletic and goodlooking germans like me don`t drive there...

    ...they have/make no holidays at all  sad.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    I'm not sure it was Bohrung, but it sounded something like that. And yes it is true, all the Germans who go to Holland digging a hole are fat. I almost never saw a athletic German in my life. But your chicks are neat. They also come to Holland, and they are the daughters of the fat people. When i see their mothers which look like whales, i never approach the babes. I think they get as fat as their parents then.

  20. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ May 24 2002,08:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here`s a link for those who understand german and want the truth about the cheese-affair:

    http://www.kochmesser.de/kaese2001.html

    [proud]It says Germany is the no.1 in European cheese export!!!  smile.gif  biggrin.gif  [/proud]<span id='postcolor'>

    [thiefs]they stole our cheese[/thiefs]

  21. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ May 24 2002,08:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ May 24 2002,08:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ok they saved us from the hidious evil Germans

    (No offence FallenPaladin, but the Germans took my grand

    fathers bike and our cheese)<span id='postcolor'>

    You have to deal with our evil german tourists every holiday season, so I forgive you  tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    Well, i don't want to offend our friendly neighbours, but...

    When Germans go on vacation to Holland they dig a deep hole in the beach (graben Sie eine Bohrung) . They sit in there all day, and then they go home. The next day a little kid finds the hole and plays in it. Suddenly a big belly German stands next to the hole and says:

    <span style='font-size:57pt;line-height:100%'>RAUSS, DAS IST MEINE BOHRUNG</span>

    like they own our beach.

  22. Posted

    lilearl.gif

    No matter what angel you look at your monitor, this dude always seems too look straight into your eyes. And ones in a while he blinks with his eyes which make it even more scarier.

  24. Posted

    Here we go again.

    Oh Amerikanskies, Amerikanskies thou art so great.

    Oh, they are sooo great. Let's make a game of their

    wonderfull army and call it: The American Army.

    Oh yes, and let's make barbie dolls of them.

    Jezus, sick. Ok they saved us from the hidious evil Germans

    (No offence FallenPaladin, but the Germans took my grand

    fathers bike and our cheese) and sure, they make good

    movies. But making a game about their army. Sick persons.

    They should make a game called: The Dutch Army.

    Features:

    - Bring coffee and tea to the Britisch and American while they fight.

    - See from a distance hoe the war is fought

    - run away and hide when the enemy is nearing

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