Gorgi Knootewoot

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ May 30 2002,08:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have absolutely no idea what this looks like in game. Â The quality is not the best but it gives you something to shoot. <span id='postcolor'> Thanks, i will try it friday night I will post what i think of it

No real retards, just people who pretend to be Yessir, Britney is a retard Â

One of my favourite quotes from "Army of Darkness". I want this movie on DVD, and i know it's there. But i have never seen it. I could download a DVD-rip from internet, so i could watch the movie (that's why i know it's there), but i want to buy it. I haven't seen it here in Holland. Has anybody seen this movie from Bruce Campbell. I must have it Â

Every soccer/football player is a retard

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ May 24 2002,13:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What do you think about this: My parents, who have been (happily?) married for ~25 years, were sleeping. My dad was having this dream, that they are eating, and he is passing salt to her. He said "there you go". They both woke up as my mother said: "Thank you." They wondered why they had woken up, and found out that my mother was having dream, where - surprise, surprise - they were having dinner! [insert X-files music here]<span id='postcolor'> Yeah right, i bet they where.

You found them wihihihihi

lol gehehehe NOOOOOOO *Runs away and hides*

If you're a Lebowski-fan you're a

I remember when i went to EPISODE I. I wanted to go with my brothers, but my ex-g/f had to come along. (she waved her hand and said: you take me along, yes you do) And all I wanted is SEE the movie, and all SHE did was trying to kiss me and tough me. I though: Jeez bitch leave me alone I WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE. She didn't like the movie, and I BOUGHT HER TICKET. SO WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE BITCH. That is why i will NEVER take another broad the a starwars movie again, period

I found it HERE It is a girly who played games. first i thought it would be another HAPPY website

Chicken shit that is. Yep, the chickens on this lab are scared shitless. Sometimes we need to incubate eggs in a stove to let a virus grow. Well, sometimes people forget to get them out on time, as the eggs are 17 days old. Then when you let them in the stove for another 4 days, you have some cute yellow furry hatchlings peeping for their mom in the stove. And it makes a mess as they shit everything under. Oh well, almost weekend. BTW, does anybody know how big the island will be in resistance. It look pretty neat from the shots and trailers what i have seen.

Will our chickens ever resist their lot in life.

I hjave the 1st evil dead on DVD, and the 2nd on tape. But i want all of them on DVD. The computer game "Hail to the King" sucked c*ck. Very bad indeed. I hope the make a sequel to the Evil Dead series.

VROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Raven software always seem to make the best 1st person shooters. Well, in my opinion that is. They get an old engine, they make it better and whoopie a game. Let's look at a few shall we: Heretic; Nice game based on the doom engine. They made it possible to look up and down (45 degrees up and 45 down) and fly with the "wings of wrath" spell. therefore they also modified the engine to have the same x,y coordinates as other objects in the game Hexen; Same as above, but based on DoomII engine. Possibility to jump also included, and a hub based level. You could go to one level, and return later to the other. Some nice RPG element in this one HexenII; Based on the Quake I engine. Also hub based levels, possibility to fly and nice RPG element. Nice graphics for the time being. Heretic II; Based on the Quake II engine. I loved this one. 3rd person few, and some nice acrobatic moves. Hub based and much modifications. Soldier of Fortune; Last game based on QuakeII engine. A shitload of modifications on this one. Very nice grapics and an exellent game. In tribute to Id software's Quake II engine they created the last level in a Castle in Germany. This was based on Wolfenstein. Nice level it was. Elite Force; Based on the Quake III engine. Very nice graphics, but i don't like startrek Jedi Knight II; Also based on the Quake III engine. I love it. Soldier of Fortune II; Same as above, haven't played it yet.

No matter what angel you look at your monitor, this dude always seems too look straight into your eyes. And ones in a while he blinks with his eyes which make it even more scarier.

LOL, a jackass

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ May 24 2002,09:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ May 24 2002,10:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I just saw a pretty girl walk by the office. Yessir, a swell girly. But then she turned around and she had a nose like an elephant. She's beautifull, but the nose ruins everything  <span id='postcolor'> But I don't have a twin sister living in Holland! Oooops. <span id='postcolor'> Ghehe LMAO You don't have a nose of an elephant, but an elephants ass just kidding, i have never seen your ass before

I like my freedom. Two of my brothers live together with their g/f. One lives in Australia with his woman. They other has no freedom at all. When we are playing Risk for example, she says: Ohh (name of my brother), i want you to sit next to me and watch tv. Be sociable with me. Don't play Risk with your friends and brothers, sit next to me. The bitch. Then i told her she was fat and her tits where hanging. And now she is mad at me. Now my brother may not play Risk too much anymore from her.

Woehahaha, funny pic. Well, i haven't posted this ass for 24 hours now. I think i am cured. But now it seems other people have caught the Pan-virus

I just saw a pretty girl walk by the office. Yessir, a swell girly. But then she turned around and she had a nose like an elephant. She's beautifull, but the nose ruins everything

I'm single too. I need to play computer games, and woman don't want me to do that. That is why i dumped my g/f. I felt sorry for over a month, but i am happy now Kann ich anhalte Ihren Stichel, während Sie ein Pipi nehmen. Lassen Sie mich bitte ihn anhalten?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ May 24 2002,09:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Do these braindeads really say/write "Bohrung"?!?  Can`t believe that... because "Bohrung" means drilling and is normally only used if you search for oil or so...  But in one thing you are right: the germans driving to the dutch beachs are in 98% really big belly guys! The athletic and goodlooking germans like me don`t drive there... ...they have/make no holidays at all  <span id='postcolor'> I'm not sure it was Bohrung, but it sounded something like that. And yes it is true, all the Germans who go to Holland digging a hole are fat. I almost never saw a athletic German in my life. But your chicks are neat. They also come to Holland, and they are the daughters of the fat people. When i see their mothers which look like whales, i never approach the babes. I think they get as fat as their parents then.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ May 24 2002,08:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here`s a link for those who understand german and want the truth about the cheese-affair: http://www.kochmesser.de/kaese2001.html [proud]It says Germany is the no.1 in European cheese export!!! Â Â Â [/proud]<span id='postcolor'> [thiefs]they stole our cheese[/thiefs]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ May 24 2002,08:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ May 24 2002,08:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ok they saved us from the hidious evil Germans (No offence FallenPaladin, but the Germans took my grand fathers bike and our cheese)<span id='postcolor'> You have to deal with our evil german tourists every holiday season, so I forgive you  <span id='postcolor'> Well, i don't want to offend our friendly neighbours, but... When Germans go on vacation to Holland they dig a deep hole in the beach (graben Sie eine Bohrung) . They sit in there all day, and then they go home. The next day a little kid finds the hole and plays in it. Suddenly a big belly German stands next to the hole and says: <span style='font-size:57pt;line-height:100%'>RAUSS, DAS IST MEINE BOHRUNG</span> like they own our beach.