BLARG_ATTACK!

im almost done with 2 of my missions trust me they r0x0rz j00r nu70rz kthx j00 sux0r 47 t3h in70rn37 one is a 82nd airborne map called airborne in iraq, they require the jungle everon island AND the new desert map like west springs or something, you will need a couple addons for it to work. The second map is called Operation NorthPole it uses winter kolojev and requries a couple units like 2 or something. If someone can plz help me with breifings i have NO experiance in HTML coding and gotta fix a couple cracksmoking probs. I will also need someone to host it up on a site if they are nice enough. Thank you

how do i make briefings? i need to know step by step and no tutorial sites if you do give me one ill poke you with my plastic forks and eat your family

sorry i just read the other post and i dont like 16 page long posts so i decided to make a fresh one (hope you guys dont mind) but we need some transport planes, and some dog fighting planes. That russian one is nice but i wish there is like a f16 or something for west (im not that much of a plane expert so i dont know what is the best plane). Honestly i think it is very stupid to parachute out of a blackhawk..... the Chinnok is an alright idea to parachute out of but i think they should have ropes you climb down and leave the parachuteing to the planes

it doesnt workkkk nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i think i got that file though can you tell me how to use it? im so tired i cnat need sleep need food need water need sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ April 16 2002,09:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (BLARG_ATTACK! @ April 16 2002,10:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">who lives in arkansas<span id='postcolor'> I thought Las Vegas was in Nevada. Â <span id='postcolor'> omfg i got a bee bee gun you stay away dude oyu stay away from my famliy and house.... well you could have the dog but thats it dude what else do you know bout me did you know that i am a l337 h4x0r?

R. Gerschwarzenge im glad that you care for me maybe one day we could get together and have a playdate! it will be fun you can teach me how to talk fun fun fun fun fun but i dont wanna grow up im a toys r us kid. you cant take that away from me...... no one can mauhahahaha. but in reality i am not 10 years old i am a 67 year old man who lives in arkansas lives in my moms basement and dreams to do little boys, i play ofp naked. enough bout me how bout you baby R. Gerschwarzenge a/s/l? tell me salior am i your type?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ April 16 2002,07:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">they r0x0rz j00r nu70rz kthx j00 sux0r 47 t3h in70rn37 <span id='postcolor'> huh?<span id='postcolor'> translation: they rock your nuts ok thx you suck at the internet    Â

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (USSoldier11B @ April 16 2002,07:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Or you could download the OFP Mission Assistant which will create all of the HTML files for you. All you gotta do is type the briefing<span id='postcolor'> can you give me the link to get that thing dude? i would really apperciate it

p.s. i am not filled with rage i never was, i was messing with eskimo jackson's head and i got to it, seems the person filled with rage is eskimo jackson lmao look what he was saying like i bet you wouldnt say that in my face ha! im not even going to start . BUT I STILL DO NOT WANT HIM POSTING IN MY TOPICS DO YOU HEAR ME?

i dont know who you are talking about Major Fubar me or eskimo jackson i hope not me, i do not know, if you are talking to me then what are you saying i am rude? well look at what you are posting about me you are a hipocrite (spelling ) all i am asking is for people not to post in topics unless they have something positive to say well if they have some agianst it then at least do it in a respectful manner. Another thing is if Mods should ban someone it should be advocatexxx look what he said about the school shootings, yes i think that is real funny watching innocent teens get killed when they had their whole lives ahead of them, yeah lets go to the Colobine High School and start laughing at all the kids that died advocatexxx yeah wouldnt that be fun. I might have said some stupid stuff, but you just crossed the line bud

omg eskimo jackson are you that attracted to me man I TOLD YOU STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS I DO NOT LIKE YOU, MAYBE THATS WHY I KEPT TELLING YOU AS IN eskimo jackson TO STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS MR eskimo jackson STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS, OK LET ME EXPLAIN eskimo jackson I SAID TO STOP AS IN DO NOT POST AS IN REPLYING TO MY AS IN MINE TOPICS WHICH IS MY TOPICS THAT I POST PLZ STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS IM NOT LIKE THAT eskimo jackson I DONT LIKE GUYS SO I WOULDNT BE ARRACTED TO YOU THERE IS NO WAY I WILL GO OUT WITH YOU MAN JUST GIVE IT UP DONT YOU KNOW WHEN ENOUGH IS ENOUGH? WHY DONT YOU GO INTO SOMEONE ELSES POST AND SAY SOME GAY INSULT BUT NOT MINE PLZ I DO NOT ASK ANYMORE BUT FOR N00BS LIKE J00 70 57OP PO57ING 7N MY POSTS OK? I DID NOT SAY THING IS CS I DONT KNOW WHY YOU BROUGHT IT UP I JUST SKIMMED TROUGH YOUR POST AFTER I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS AND I DO NOT RECALL SAYING *SNIPE* AND I DO PLAY COUNTER STRIKE BUT I PLAY OFP ALSO. STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS. DO J00 UND0R574NDZ0R WH47 I R 54YING J00 SUX0RZ MY NU70RZ KTHX F4G07

congrats man! i didnt know you were a military man it was me who said that post the reason why i said it man was cus you made fun of what i said about the parachute thing dont take it so seriously. what were you in? btw im 16 im going into army reserve this year! till i finish my school then im going to go on active duty then after i finish my basic im going special infantry 82nd airborne, then going into Rangers my life long dream was to become a SEAL ive been training for a month and it pays off i just hit 4 miles no stop! after that im transfering into the navy and going into the seals, easyier said than done i hope i make it. I never knew you were a military man congrats man!!

excuse eskimo jackson i dont think you read what i said are you that stupid man? omg you are retarded. let me repeat what i said. btw i didnt even read what you said cus i knew it would be some gay post cus you are the stupidest person on this earth kthx let me repeat this time more specific eskimo jackson do not post im my topics agian ok? OH YEAH BY THE WAY eskimo jacksoN DONT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN. WAIT eskimo jackson DUDE! WHATS UP MAN? DONT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN OH YEAH eskimo jackson HEY MAN GREAT PARTY LAST NIGHT REMEMBER WHEN I SAID DONT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN? OH YEAH DONT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN! THIS IS 3 TAKING COMMAND I SAY AGIAN THIS IS 3 TAKING COMMAND THE FIRST ORDER I HAVE TO GIVE IS TO eskimo jackson DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN! I REPEAT THAT COMMAND eskimo jackson DO NOT POST IN TOPICS AGIAN I REPEAT 1 LAST TIME eskimo jackson DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN THAT IS A DIRECT ORDER eskimo jackson! PAGING MR eskimo jackson DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN, AGIAN THERE IS A PAGE FOR A MR eskimo jackson DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN. THERE IS ANOTHER PAGE FOR A MR DUMBASS AKA eskimo jackson DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN. eskimo jackson I KNOW YOU ARE ATRACTED TO ME BUT THIS INTERNET RELATIONSHIP IS NOT WORKING OUT BECUASE YOU KEEP POSTING IN MY TOPICS PLZ STOP CALLING AND STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS. THERE ARE OTHER FISH IN THE SEA BUT YOUR NOT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR ME. HEY eskimo jackson GUESS WHAT? DONT POST IN MY TOPICS! YEAH YOU GOT IT RIGHT! TELL HIM WHAT HE WINS JACK! OK eskimo jackson YOU WIN AN ALL EXPENSE PAID, STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS PROGRAM! MADE BY CODEMASTERS AND BOHEMIA INTERACTIVE WITH THE RETAIL PRICE OF 40 DOLLORS BUT SINCE YOU CANT STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS YOU GET IT FOR FREE!!!! eskimo jackson YOU MIGHT BE l337 IF J00 STOP POSTING IN MY TOPICS (NOTE I SAID MIGHT) kthx

omfg stachel im sorry dude i didnt mean it, it was just a joke man pppllllzzz forgive me man i gott have that skin!!!!!!!! ppppllllzzzz ill be your b*tch for like 4 months pppzplZLLL!@!Z!Z!!!

ESKIMO LOOK AT THE A PLANE WOULD BE NICE TOPIC I MADE IN THE ADDONS AND MODS

excuse me? i said what i would LIKE to see you idiot omg i hate you, im not demanding anyone to do it im saying it would be nice to have a plane. PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK THEY GO IN THE FORUM AND POST IN MY TOPIC ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT. DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN OK? OK ? DO YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT POST IN MY TOPIC? K LET ME SAY THAT AGIAN CUS MAYBE J00R N00B 4R53 DIDNT HEAR ME DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN. THAT IS SOMETHING I ASK FOR MORE THAN THE PLANES DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN I SAY AGIAN DO NOT. OK LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN OK? OH YEAH DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN?? DID I MENTION DO NOT POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN? OH YEAH HHAAHAHAHA DO NOT AS IN DON'T SEE DON'T COMES FROM DO NOT WITHOUT THE O. SO DON'T POST IN MY TOPICS AGIAN. ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY ALL GAY POSTS IN MY TOPIC MAKE ME A DULL BOY

first of all you are listening to me 2nd of all this is getting very gay plz shut up fighting on the internet is gay maybe its funny for like 5 min then it gets very gay. 3rd i never said you hacked my comp, also these are support forums!!!! they are made for people who have problems with their maps are you stupid??? why do you think they were made? for you to go in and start making fun of peoples maps? kthx shudup

ok when i finish them i will, i am trying to figure out how to make breifings still becuase you didnt help me out you just went into my post and said something stupid like no one will help you now or something like that, you know how i knew it was you? cus i remembered how gay it was thats why. these are support forums to help people who have problems with their maps not for people to say no one is going to help you. P.S. can i submit a map when there is alot of addons with it? like opposing force sounds and stuff

dont be mad cus im more l337 than j00........ omfg j00 just go7 pwn3dz0r cu5 j00 sux0r 47 7h3 in70rn37. Does making fun of peoples ofp maps make you feel like a man? i hope it does cus people cant be a puss their whole life

omfg lord you are gay dude i officaly hate mini me now cus of your punk ass, first of all if you have any knowledge at you, you will see that i said jungle everon AND the new derst map you faggot, you know why i did that? becuase the new desert map is empty you idiot, i use extras from jungle everon like bushes and palm trees omfg i wanna crack your skull open. And my maps are good i like them i dont give a crap what you say you never played them, my friends play them and they liked them alot becuase they are challenging and new compared to all these maps out, i used my ideas not anyone elses

you people are weird why do you care what i say oh sorry i mean "type" just scroll down not so hard your probally a Godfather fan............

no offence i just want something new not the same model just reskinned. they are just skins i want new models new stuff, im getting sick of the same model and USSoldier11B you dont gotta be disrespectful i know i say stupid stuff , before you start making fun of my age why dont you act your age? Im sorry im not an expert miltary person who knows everything about it like you USSoldier11B

dude i thought you need a college education to become a pilot.... well the bot pilot in my map smokes crack alot of it. Let me explain why i say this, First of all i want the pilot to fly into the base you spawn in and land, i put a wavpoint directly on the helipad (meaning i clicked the chopper to highlight, then double clicked on the helipad to attach it) i put the type as move becuase load did not work... the only time it would land is if i order my men to get in chopper then it lands... when all the bots are in it takes off even if i am not in it. then it goes to the LZ which is an invisible helipad... i attached it to that also. that is when the pilots crack smoking childhood kicks in. he goes there and passes it a bit then turns around and goes to it (which looks very gay) then hovers over there for like 5 seconds then lands, i autpmaticly get out and then it takes off with my friend and the bots still in so i have to tell them to eject, which really is gay. I have another wave point for it to leave and go back to the base and getout...... but the crackhead doesnt! he just stays there... the wave points are in order first move, then transport unload, then getout (at base) plz someone tell me how to make it land at the base and wait for everyone to get in, then takeoff, land and drop us off wait for everyone to get off! then leave to the base and land then the pilots get out. P.s. i use winter kolegev and it is at night time also i have a custom uh60 an artic one the pavehawk or something but i dont think that is the problem

gracius but still the tutorials suck my butt i looked for it but all i found was the chopper to do all that BUT i CANNOT be the commander

i just want attention