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    Why is ruskie still gaining posts?

    It's true. It must be some curious mod, wanting to see what would happen with a larger than 5000 postcount. No wait, didn't somebody set his postcount to 99999 at some point, just to annoy DamageInc or TheHamster? I have faint memories of the olden days...
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    The alternative

    Uhm... Hasn't anybody here met some interesting people?
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    The alternative

    When I wake up, I'd like to read some stories of encounters with extreme persons. Not "getting beat up by a psychopath" kind of stories, but RL stories of interesting people.
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    The alternative

    I'm safe. She never "penetrated" my aura Honestly, it was not a sexual experience in any way. It was extemely fascinating, as a sort of study of human nature. I can't get over how extreme these days have been. I need to go to bed and sleep for about 20 hours I think.
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    The alternative

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WhoCares @ Aug. 22 2002,21:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">btw: would some cheeky mod please change the line under his avatar to unsatisfied smurf? <span id='postcolor'> That was actually the original caption!! and Denoir ignored my repeated pleads to stop tampering with it. (That was at least a month ago or so, since the "Title-Wars" took place.) But I'm not at all unsatisfied. I'm feeling more satisfied now than I have in a very long time.
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    The alternative

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 22 2002,21:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">who knows? may be he got laid "spiritually"? Â <span id='postcolor'> Yeah, maybe she raped my aura and I didn't even notice
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    The alternative

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 22 2002,20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Why don't you just tell the short truth: you didn't get laid <span id='postcolor'> I had absolutely no interest in getting laid with the strange alternative girl. But the first girl was a different story altogether.
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    Coming soon..

    So many characters would be nice to see. Probably not Bishop, they should stick with the longer lasting characters. Phoenix
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    Hi, hi, hi, hi .....

    And the offense carries Capital Punishment
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    Beating around the Bush

    Enough of that complete moron.
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    Coming soon..

    I thought it was nice, compared to other superhero films. Spiderman sucked more IMO. I've read X-men for about 15 years (*cough*cough*nerd!*cough), and I didn't feel any resentment towards the film. I'll watch the sequel too.
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    Best excuses in the world!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ Aug. 20 2002,15:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 20 2002,08:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">nope..sorry to say..although girls are nice to have around, they can also cause more headache. <span id='postcolor'> You don't believe that. We don't believe that. It's a REALLY poor excuse! E V E R Y B O D Y wants to screw the snob chick.<span id='postcolor'> I concur. Ralph for christs sake, you're not doing anyone any favors by perpetuating this lie!!
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    Best excuses in the world!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 20 2002,03:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Even if the Duke is ignorant or annoying, there's no point in trying to use selprofessed superiority as leverage. IMO.<span id='postcolor'> Uhhh......thanks. <span id='postcolor'> You are so very welcome
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    Al qaeda tapes

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Oligo @ Aug. 20 2002,08:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 20 2002,08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But anyhow I don't think the main purpose of that tape was to show that AQ kills dogs, but they have the capabilites to produce chemical weapons.<span id='postcolor'> I wonder whether the next "news" will be that Iraq supplied these chem weapons to Al Qaeda? Bush has to do something about the eroding international support for his Gulf War II The Vengeance. What better way than this?<span id='postcolor'> You were so close, my friend. Latest from CNN
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    Best excuses in the world!

    Bah! 'Fess up Wiggum! We know you really wanted to shag her, bad!
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    Spiders...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KingBeast @ Aug. 19 2002,23:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I shot it AND squished it with the butt of my gun It was quite a hunt, perhaps I will tell you about it in a pub when I am an old man. Kind of like a war story<span id='postcolor'> Overkill!!
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    Spiders...

    See how beautiful they are!
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    Spiders...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KingBeast @ Aug. 19 2002,22:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Just curious, as i am scared and repulsed by spiders and I dont really know why! How many of you like/dislike them, and do you have any reasons? Heres one of my latest victims... <span id='postcolor'> You shot it, or squashed it with the butt of your gun?
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    Best excuses in the world!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ Aug. 19 2002,22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">6--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 19 2002,106)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ Aug. 18 2002,19:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Denoir, I dont think DOR got yer joke. I did tho.<span id='postcolor'> Wow, that makes you really smart, huh? You spend more time bitching about the Duke than anything else.<span id='postcolor'> He started it! Â <span id='postcolor'> Even if the Duke is ignorant or annoying, there's no point in trying to use selprofessed superiority as leverage. IMO.
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    Best excuses in the world!

    The bunny one or the 'fucked' one?
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    Change your name to turok

    And I don't mean: Isn't it illegal to change your name to "Hitler in Germany" ? I mean: Isn't it illegal, in Germany, to change your name to Hitler?
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    Change your name to turok

    Isn't it illegal to change your name to Hitler in Germany?
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    Worst movie?!?

    Yes. Yes I do.
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    Best excuses in the world!

    "My lamp started shedding dark light." (Leaves room for creative interpretation) "I was approached on the street, by a member of the secret service, and he asked me to join." "I fell and I couldn't get up." "I'm late??  - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH DEAR GOD! PLEASE, NOOOO! SAY IT AINT SO!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!" "I stepped through a rift in the space-time continuum, and just typical of my luck I ended up in a Grünenberg Vortex consisting almost exclusively of 'Slow' time." (nonsense, but they wont know it.) "There was a big conflagration up at the place." (Those that spot the quote earn my respect) "Well, obviously I couldn't leave in the middle of a Brahms symphony!" "I stopped to donate some money, when all of a sudden, someone commenced a hoedown, and you know me and hoedowns! "I was mugged, but I beat the shit out of him, and then i took him to the hospital cause you should see the state he was in." The credible ones: "My mom called." "I felt the prescense of God, and I had to stop and pray." "I was looking at a car-crash." "A plane fell on my building." "I had to stop on the way and think of you." "I needed to unload the mother of all turds." (She/they will be grossed out, but admire you for being honest and thus belive you.)
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    Worst movie?!?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote ([TU]$33ker @ Aug. 19 2002,20:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">omg what a crap! what kind of people write such stories? and what kind of people make films out of these stories!?! <span id='postcolor'> People who are confident no matter how big a turd they produce, we will watch it. And they will make money.
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