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    Women ...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ June 17 2002,17:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 17 2002,07:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Aw. Great topic, lol. My take on it is this: Women want two different kinds of men. 1) They wanna marry a reliable, trustworthy and sensitive guy with a steady job. 2) They wanna fuck an unreliable, no-good smartass with testosterone painted all over his bulging body. They act inconsistently because they can't have both but won't settle for just the one. Which one will you be? The man at home who takes her crap, the laundry and nurse her children -- or the man she's fucking who is also the father of those children? Â <span id='postcolor'> Did you just say the "F" word ? Â And you're a moderator too ? Â Nice. Â Talk about showing a good example.<span id='postcolor'> Speaking of women....advocatexxx if you were my bitch, I'd slap you silly. I can't imagine a more annoying attitude than the one you've adapted towards the mods recently. Good work!!
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    Lyrics

    I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. And I water'd it in fears, Night & morning with my tears; And I sunned it with smiles, And with soft deceitful wiles. And it grew both day and night, Till it bore an apple bright. And my foe beheld it shine, And he knew that it was mine. And into my garden stole When the night had veil'd the pole, In the morning glad I see My foe outstretch'd beneath the tree.
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    Take your pick!

    Whom do you love
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    Take your pick!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 18 2002,00:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">TinkyWinky looks scary to me  <span id='postcolor'> Tinky Winky is scary!
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    Take your pick!

    wow, Cookie is beating Tinky to a bloody pulp
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    Take your pick!

    I don't know if it's even funny...
  7. nordin dk

    God

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 17 2002,23:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ June 17 2002,19:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">We will see how insane that is when we die. And what inconsistances are there in the Bible?<span id='postcolor'> Bible Inconsistencies <span id='postcolor'> Again with the bible. I thought this was about God and Man and not about a collection of myths and fables.
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    Lyrics

    And you know it's time to go Through the sleet and driving snow Across the fields of mourning Light in the distance And you hunger for the time Time to heal, desire time And your earth moves beneath Your own dream landscape Oh, oh, oh... On borderland we run... Hmmmm...hmmmmm... I'll be there I'll be there Tonight We'll build a bridge Across the sea and land The city walls are all pulled down The dust, a smoke screen all around Faces ploughed like fields that once Gave no resistance Oh, oh, oh... On borderland we run And stll we run We run and don't look back I'll be there I'll be there Tonight Tonight I'll be there tonight I'll be there somehow Oh come away oh come away, oh come Oh come away I say I Oh come away oh come away, oh come Oh come away I say Ah, the wind will crack in winter time This bomb-blast lightning waltz No spoken words, just a scream... Tonight We'll build a bridge Across the sea and land I'll be there I'll be there Tonight Tonight And your heart beats so slow Through the sleet and driving snow Across the fields of mourning Lights in the distance Oh don't sorrow, no don't weep For tonight with you I am coming home I am coming home
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    Lyrics

    Pink Floyd "Time" D'oh too slow
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    Invisible objects in ofp

    see?
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    Invisible objects in ofp

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    Invisible objects in ofp

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    Invisible objects in ofp

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    Invisible objects in ofp

    Impressive Espectro and Kegetys, but watch the ultimate invention, Invisible spam:
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    People's awards.

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 17 2002,18:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">3--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Shabadu @ June 17 2002,183)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">contribution through mad-making<span id='postcolor'> that prize goes to nordin  <span id='postcolor'> OMG I can't believe it! I...I...don't know what to say. Let me take a moment to thank my sponsors, Enron and SevenEleven, my mom, Jerry, Donald, Stu, Lis, Andy, Will, Ben, and the wonderful Dan Remington at Universal...thanks for the long talks Dan. Thanks to America for always being there for me, to my mom, my sister and the girl I screwed in High School who said I was the best she ever had. To Bugs Bunny for eternal inspiration, to Brad Pitt and Meryl Streep for the aversion therapy, and to all the people out there who read my posts let me say....I love you.... *cries*
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    What countenance weareth thou?

    And would any mod do it for you if you could? And why not just admit that you are a megalomanic sexfreak ?
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    Fishing

    You really are begging for it advocatexxx...
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    God

    Perhaps it's nature's way of making sure we don't destroy our habitat. By admiring the surroundings, we have a better chance of getting the maximum from it?
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    What countenance weareth thou?

    I thought it was obviously a spit
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    What countenance weareth thou?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ June 17 2002,08:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How long did it take you to write the iB code for those font sizes.. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE">lalalala<span id='postcolor'> God, somebody kill me<span id='postcolor'> 10000 hours
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    God

    But what is the biological benefit of this response? It can't be a plus that you stop to admire the scenery while being chased around the savannah by a flock of angry lions
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    What countenance weareth thou?

    Oh no, let's not start the Simpsons quotes again, we'll be at it all summer. <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>And</span> <span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>besides,</span> <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>where</span> <span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>the</span> <span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'>hell</span> <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>is</span> <span style='font-size:18pt;line-height:100%'>your</span> <span style='font-size:19pt;line-height:100%'>portrait</span> <span style='font-size:20pt;line-height:100%'>RalphWiggum</span>
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    Are you insane?

    Was posted here aeons ago Still fun
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    Are you an orgy type of guy ?

    I doubt you can get two sisters to "perform" simultaneously. Incestuous are they, yees? Anyway, I wouldn't mind a crowd, as long as I didn't have to recieve or give intermasculine fellatio/analsex
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    God

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ June 17 2002,01:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What would those inconsistances be?<span id='postcolor'> I'm not sure you want to get into that Duke_of_Ray. B.t.w. Do you accept that there can be another truth for another person? That your belief of the existance of God does not necessarily apply to others?
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