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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Kegetys, can you make the loop I drew up in the earlier post? This beauty:
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    Looks do matter?

    This is about the ugly truth remember? B.t.w. Are the sites where you can rate other peoples appearances also too offensive? Seriuosly, because I was going to post links to that as well, bu now I don't know.
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    Looks do matter?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 24 2002,14:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 24 2002,14:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Howcome everything I post is offensive <span id='postcolor'> That is a question you should ask yourself, I don't know what motivates you.<span id='postcolor'> Well, Ex-Ronin claimed that posting your pictures on the internet is dangerous, and I gave a perfectly good example of that. My motivations are: Sex, Fame and Money of course.
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    Looks do matter?

    Howcome everything I post is offensive Okay, the guy who makes it is fucked up and offensive, but I was just proving a point. So shoot the messenger...
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    So are we making an official addon?
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    Looks do matter?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RonaldKeating @ Aug. 24 2002,13:2222224)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Posting your pics publicly on the internet is dangerous, it is <span id='postcolor'> <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>YES!</span>
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    So why dont you play ofp anymore?

    I simply haven't the time. Ever since this spring, I've been preparing for my new studies, which begin monday actually. Becoming a conductor is one of the toughest things you can actually imagine, and all my sparetime goes towards improving the vast array of skills that is needed. So that's my explanation. It's not so much that the game lost it's appeal, although I will say this: I didn't find Red Hammer as engulfing as CWC, and MP deteriorated with those ridiculous CS-style maps that Fraghaus and other (otherwise good) servers became infested with. I played for awhile with a swedish-based clan (CIA), and that was extremely satisfying, but I realised I wouldn't be able to keep up to their standard unless I played every day, and that was just too much. Lately I've been considering getting Resistance, as I miss the game. (best game ever for me) I'm not decided on that point yet.
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    Beating around the Bush

    Nonetheless, that's a brilliant way of putting it Tex. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"We're all in the same boat, paddling in opposite directions."<span id='postcolor'>
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    Looks do matter?

    I seem to recall a certain member starting a thread, wherein he begged his Forum compratiotes to share pictures of themselves. While the thread had unlimited potential, not many members shared their pathetic countenance. Said member later achieved divine status by generally being a remarcable person.
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    Looks do matter?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 24 2002,07:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Proof: <span id='postcolor'> Â I know two people IRL that have the same shower curtain, no bullshit!!
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    Wow to the thread. I'm considering starting up OFP for the first time in months, just to produce the ultimate über-stunt. How about a double somersault with a perfect twist, through a flaming hoop (someone make a hoop! ), while being shot at. Someone make a looping ramp also!! Like this:
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    Beating around the Bush

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gadzoo @ Aug. 24 2002,02:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Where do I start with you brainwashed, get my news from Dan Rather, believe all the crap the liberal media and educators have falsely crammed down your throat, blind as a bat morons? After 8 miserable years of Billy boy and Algore.... bla, bla. bla.... etc.<span id='postcolor'> This has got to be the funniest post I've read in months! I never thought people like this were for real, but now that I see it, so many things sudenly make sense.
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    Looks do matter?

    I feel sorry for you now Ralph, now that the truth is out
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    Beating around the Bush

    Well....is they?
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    There are so many variations. How about landing a motorcycle on a fly-by LST? And loops has to be the next thing. If you could get the car spinning somehow... Maybe really small explosions could be used actually. Try setting of handgrenades by the exit of the ramp,see if it produces any results.
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    Beating around the Bush

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 23 2002,20:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">probably the vegetarians will be spared... Â anyhow, I'm thinking that Bush's advisors are now really driving his chance of reelection further away. with corporate-sided actions like these, it's bound to piss ppl off, and they will cast their votes to someone else.<span id='postcolor'> I doubt very much. The voters demonstrated they were clueless in the first place, electing that guy to run the most powerful country in the world. Is our children learning?
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    Beating around the Bush

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Benze @ Aug. 23 2002,18:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span id='postcolor'> Espectro, watch out!!
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    Game movie software

    Obviously, game sounds are in some form or other contained in the software. Even if the file format isn't standard, there's often free conversion tools, which can transform the sounds into a *.wav or *.mp3 file format.
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    The alternative

    I spend the last three days, basically in a drunken haze, as I was on what is in Denmark referred to as a "Rustur". This is a traditional trip you'd take with the people you are about to start studying with. Our trip was 3Ë days in cabin somewhere, very social stuff, practical information, a few short lectures, mostly entertaining, practical info about the program etc. And for some reason....constant drinking. During these 3 days, I had two encounters that were of an extraordinary kind. The first was with the most gorgeus girl, but you guys don't deserve any of the details on that story. You'll only spoil the perfect beauty of it Anyway, this (extremely hot) girl left on the second day, so on the third day of our tour (yesterday), I started talking alot to another girl, and boy was she weird!! She was engulfed in a totally alternative lifestyle. Meaning spiritual stuf...healing, crystals, auras, reincarnation etc. The first time I saw her, she was lying in her bed with a sort of weird copperspiral on her head, apparently the spiral contained water, and she claimed it cleansed her body. She even had a smaller spiral in a necklace, and this smaller one she would press up against any beverage she was about to consume, claiming that the water inside the copper spiral "aligned" the water molecyles of the beverage. When she started talking like this, I decided, for once in my life time, to throw away completely all my prejudice and just accept this girl for all that she was worth. It was a clear feeling of either completely ignore her and stay as far away as possible, or completely accept her and get as much out of the experience as possible. It was a very entertaining day. When we danced, which we did alot, she didn't as much dance, as she played with my 'energies'. It was like she was "swimming in my aura" (her words), and I was feeling so weird, but I couldn't help myself: I had to go along, accept her completely, and just enjoy the extreme nature of this encounter. She was constantly giggling and laughing, and I was thinking all the time "She's insane, she's crazy." At one time during the night, we were in the kitchen having coffee. A spider crawled on the wall behind me, and she started to talk to it!! She said she communicated with all animals and plants. When I asked her what the spider had said, she laughed and looked real funny at me, and then she kissed me, real quick. Then she looked back up at the spider and mumbled something to it. Such a bizarre night, oh boy. Sometime in the morning (I didn't sleep at all), I found her  leaning with the palms of her hands against a tree. I though "Ok, now she's talking with the tree, I'd better not disturb" so I left quietly. She also talked about reincarnation all the time, about her definite belief in the meaning of every little thing that happens. Like at one point, some guy had stepped on a broken beer bottle, and she said "Of course, you guided your self towards the glass, to live out some internal suffering." I don't know why I accepted her. Normally I would shun this kind of person completely. There was something about her that was completely honest and uncompromising, and somehow I needed company like that. It's the kind of encounter I will probably never forget, and as completely as I might disagree with her, I had to agree with her joy of living. End of story. I got home this afternoon. My sweat smells like beer. I've been awake for more than 50 hours, and my brain is buzzing with residual alcohol and dealing with getting to know 40 new people in three days.
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    The alternative

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Oligo @ Aug. 23 2002,09:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I once knew this fellow, who was totally into all of this mythology... thing (I was going to say crap, but let's keep an open mind). Â Anyway, he just loved to try all sorts of drugs, because the shamans and witch-doctors of old ages used various drugs to induce trance. I think this friend of mine genuinely believed that the shamans didn't just dream up stuff in their drug-haze but they actually experienced "alternate planes of being" or something (this friend wasn't exactly easy to understand you know). So, gradually with they years, this bloke became more and more weird and disconnected with the rest of humanity. Eventually he got committed to a mental institution. The funny part here is that to this day I don't know whether he just got plain old crazy or did he actually discover something in the end of that drug tunnel, which just got him labelled crazy by our society. Maybe I'll ask if I ever meet him again.<span id='postcolor'> Maybe your friend saw "Altered States" with William Hurt, remember that film? Did your friend drink peyote? B.t.w. lots of people develop psychosis from drugs. I was always tempted to tro LSD because of the weirdness of the trip, but I know it might induce psychosis, and I'm not quite ready for that yet (P.S. I've never tried any kind of hard drugs)
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    The alternative

    Thats a nice story. Even if Dwayne wasn't a particularly interesting person...
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    I dare anyone interested, to jump/fly any vehicle into a paradropping soldier.
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    The alternative

    Since nobody here apparently ever meets interesting people, I will tell of another person. This is a girl I dated many years ago. At some point (long after we broke up), she decided to "convert" to bhuddism. Now her life is completely devoted to it. She takes up yoga, meditation, follows a special diet, travels every year to Tibet or Nepal or some place, to study with her guru. Being the kind of bhuddist she is, she has to practise kind of extreme rituals of cleansing. If anybody has seen the movie "Crumb" about the comicbook writer, you will perhaps recall a certain intestinal 'excercise'. When she meditates, she is always in the nude, and preferably outside (which is probably nice for the people who live around her). And, worst of all: she drinks her own urine in the morning. She claims its part of being in touch with her body. What drives a person to this kind of behaviour? I don't know, but let me just say, I'm glad I got out in time!
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    Who needs a heat round, when you have...

    This reminds me of one of my ex-girlfriends...
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    Officer, soldier or black op?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Goeth[kyllikki] @ Aug. 22 2002,13:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hmm what´s my favourite position..? Well i like when woman´s on top.<span id='postcolor'> Mmmm, me too. Especially when she's facing away from me. Oh lordy! _ So anyway, back on topic, I prefer commanding. Even though it's a hassle and completely stressing, the satisfactions are really huge.
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