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Oh man, that would be priceless. "3 o'clock, smurf, 200" "2, take smurf from smurf 5 o'clock" "4, smurf, get in smurf"

I didn't. I was fooling around with some photoshop and I stumbled upon this nice looking neon blue, so I thought; why not make a new avatar? I think it looks cool, that's the main reason.

So now can I have the title "Undead Smurf" under my avatar?

Nah, I've just been wanting a bridge in OFP since day 1, and now it's here, in spite of all the problems there was supposed to be with including bridges...

Devoted Hate, that's the best kind

Looks cool though, right?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ May 20 2002,00:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you...bastard... actually i don't care, but you have much to learn in the ways of spam young one<span id='postcolor'> Start somewhere, we must...

I'm really pissed

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What if I just smurf your posting smurfs instead of smurfing you? Â <span id='postcolor'>

Let me see... Palpatine/DarthSidious/The Emperor ordered the construction of the clone army. He then needs to create an enemy in order for him to be granted permission to use his army. This enemy is the Federation, which is being lured (by Palpatine's accomplice Dooku) into believing that they need independence from the republic. Palpatine knows that in order for him to use that army, the senate has to grant him supreme powers, and that has to be suggested by someone other that himself. So he arranges for the assasination (or attempted) or Amidala, knowing that Jar-Jar will be stupid enough to suggest this in the abscense of Amidala. Final consequence: Palpatine becomes a warlord, a supreme ruler of the republic, he crowns himself emperor. At some point, he lures Anakin to his side, by convincing him that this is the only way. Did I get it right, let's see...

What if I just quote the text and smurfalize it?

Hey Placebo thanks for removing that lame avatar How chaotic it would be if everybody had a sound in their avatar, it'd be like a Stockhausen concerto. Anyway, I'm off to jerk off to the picture of that bridge. Drool...must blow up....bridge....

Placebo, can I post my Dolphinsex link here?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ May 19 2002,19:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ok, just came back from the movie theatre. I must say that I was rather disappointed. There is a lot of good stuff in the movie, but there is a whole heap of stuff that sabotages the entire movie. First, the pace of the movie was entirely off. What was cool about the old movies is that they had a laid-back pace. This one was hysterical jumping from one scene to another. It could have worked if the interaction between the lead actors worked, but it didn't. Anakin & Padme scenes were just plain lame. Anakin & Obi Wan scenes were completly unnatural. The common factor in both cases is Anakin. IMO the number one reason that so many scenes sucked  is that Hayden Christensen (Anakin) can't act. I'll repeat that: Hayden Christensen can't act. Ewan McGregor who is otherwise a very good actor was very lame with his attempt of an Alec Guinness impersonation. Ninja-Yoda sucked too. It was cool that he was in a lightsabre fight, but why the ninja moves? The story felt also very forced at times: Why on earth did they feel that they had to make that connection to Boba Fett? They just ruined it. Boba Fett was very cool with his mask and to show him as a kid just ruins it all. The only really good acting was by Christopher Lee (Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus) and by Ian McDiarmid (Palpatine). There is a shitload of other things I was annoyed about, but never mind... Oh, and did I mention that Hayden Christensen can't act.<span id='postcolor'> Hehe Denoir, they can't take away the cynic in you Bleh, I decided to ignore all my usual qualms and embrace the films with all it's quirks and flaws. I think episode IV, V and VI will survive just as long because they are a part of this great storyline. In the special edition, I found it remarkable how few of the effect that seemed really old to me. The destruction of the deathstar is a bit lame though, compared to the huge battlescenes in Ep.2 for instance. And the "cut'n'paste" explosions of the old films are fun. Loved how they've done Yoda in Ep.2 completely as cgi. I always hated his muppety look, but now he looks more alive to me. As I said, I've completely chosen to accept this film as a great. When I'm old, I'll think of the bad things Like the halfassed job on the fruit Ani and Padmé share. There the cgi really became too obvious. They should have just used a real fruit attached to some nyloin strings

No no look closely, he has the same breadcrumbs in his beard as he did on the last video Hey Avon, I was hoping for a new Freddie Krueger flick. Those we're the epitomy of cool when I was about 13. Now, they're pretty lame

Because then there'd be an excuse to ban him? Actually Fubar, you've devolved! Soon you'll be primordial sperm! Caucasian Sperm that is...

I gotta agree with Placebo, Tex. Chill and let the dude in the Forum. @Placebo <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Remove the god damn sound already!</span></span> <span style='color:blue'><span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>Remove the god damn sound already!</span></span> <span style='color:green'><span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'>Remove the god damn sound already!</span></span> <span style='font-size:32pt;line-height:100%'>Remove the god damn sound already!</span>

Don't panic...throw up!

And I can't believe these guys were in it too

It's an old missing feature, there's no other way to do it. Perhaps they will add the ability in Resistance or in OFP2 (if and when)

Yessir! You're movin' up in this Forum son. Plabbo or Hilarious or Silth or Ge-Schwartz-enge, get your fingers out and move this thread!

<span style='font-size:57pt;line-height:100%'>Yeah!</span> Just came back from the movie. Better than Episode 1, no doubt about it. You guys are in for a treat, especially in the visual department, it's really quite amazing.

This doesn't belong in offtopic.

Why don't you just open a new Pubic Hair thread? Gimbal, hvor tit har du forsřgt at snakke om dit rřvhĺr, og er blevet stoppet?