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    The greatest thing since sliced bread...

    Hmm... </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The greatest thing since laser pointers.. cos their so funny when u shine them on ppl and they start to freak out <span id='postcolor'> I do believe you said that. I never get the idea that it's a gun, I just find it annoying. If it amuses you to annoy people, fine. I dig. Just be prepared to get beaten to a bloody pulp someday by someone who doesn't find it amusing.
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    Strange military behaviour in afganistan

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ May 23 2002,00:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ May 22 2002,22:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I know why. If you're confined in a warzone with no chance of sex, you don't want some bimbo stuffin' her boobs in your face, reminding you of how lovely it would be if only...<span id='postcolor'> I disagree. Why do you think you have playboy playmates going oversees entertaining the troops?<span id='postcolor'> You know they're just a watch'n'wank type deal. It's a given that you'll never ever get to do the naked pretzel with them. With a visiting reporter, you take it for granted it's more of a professional deal, and then it's closer somehow. I dunno...just speculating.
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    Fly baby, fly!

    LOL Take it away, Denoir!
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    Fly baby, fly!

    True, so true. It's just fun for me, especially with these kinds of reactions. It's kinda my antithesis to the heavy testo-threads that can get slightly out of hand. But then I also remember what it was like to be a teenager, where all you think about is sex.
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    I had a dream

    That we dream about the game, shows just how well it is made. Our brain inteprets it as if it were real, and seeks to make sense of it during the night. Or whatever it is the brain does when we dream. Noone really knows I think. Dammit this is a weak post...what am I saying? the Barneys, yes. I dreamt that too... ...no wait a minute, it was Puff the magic dragon. And there were red penguins, and flying marshmellowmen and a big box made entirely out of chocolate fudge, and then God came down and poured Apricot Snapple into the box and used the Snapple to baptize my whole squad. And he would say "I dub the...5", "I dub thee....6" etc. And suddenly we were in a jungle, and I could see that all the trees looked like Keanu Reeves, and they were singing "Ol' man river", and then my squad starting dying, but instead of calling out the casualties they would say: "Oh no! Puff....is brown" over and over and over again. Then the penguins lost their wings, and the blood that came out was completely black, and it covered the lands, and my men came to life again, and they walked backwards in a big circle and then melted together to form some sort of lifeboat that I used to sail across the black ocean. No wait... ....that was a bad trip I had. No, wait... ....it's the first mission for Operation Smurfpoint.
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    Fly baby, fly!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ May 23 2002,01:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">oh ffs, stop it already, u being in love with him doesnt justify ur posting his bloody pic all the bloody fucking time          <span id='postcolor'> Hahaha it's funny how you can get so upset. Do you have a problem coming to terms with your own gayness?
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    Fly baby, fly!

    Ding dong merrily on high!
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    The greatest thing since sliced bread...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ May 23 2002,01:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> u seem to have taken it out of context and blown it out of proportion :|<span id='postcolor'> All I'm saying is that it's 1st class stupidity to get a kick out of pointing a laserpen at a complete stranger in the street. Just the way I feel about it. I see it often, and I always wanna grab the umbiquitous pimple-faced brat and shove his laserpen all the way up his nose.
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    The greatest thing since sliced bread...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mister Frag @ May 22 2002,04:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If you are smart, you'll stop doing that before you get fined, arrested, beat up, or shot.<span id='postcolor'> I guess he isn't smart, since he's doing it in the first place.
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    Episode ii spoiler thread

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    Strange food

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (advocatexxx @ May 22 2002,02:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hmmm. Strangest thing I've eaten was chicken* during her vine**. ---------- *my g/f **time of the month<span id='postcolor'> Too much info, t/y.
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    Strange military behaviour in afganistan

    I know why. If you're confined in a warzone with no chance of sex, you don't want some bimbo stuffin' her boobs in your face, reminding you of how lovely it would be if only...
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    The il2 forums suck !

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ May 21 2002,03:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Chicken, that's no different than people here getting into flame wars over which tank is better. People usually take the side of their country's tank or plane or whatever. It's like comparing apples to oranges, different pieces of equipment have their niches. Trying to compare Merkavas, Leopard 2's, Challenger 2's, T-80's, and Abrahms tanks is stupid if you ask me.<span id='postcolor'> Whaaat, you have a problem with oranges now? Bah, apples schmapples. They make horrible orangejuice.
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    Who wrote houdini into ofp!?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ May 21 2002,13:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ May 21 2002,03:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">anyways I just signed up to be a beta tester<span id='postcolor'> Heh. I signed there too couple of months ago. <span id='postcolor'> Heh. Me to
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    The greatest thing since sliced bread...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Renagade @ May 21 2002,08:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The greatest thing since laser pointers.. cos their so funny when u shine them on ppl and they start to freak out <span id='postcolor'> So you're the annoying bastard. May your ass itch and your arms be too short.
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    The oddities of www

    I like the way the little guy looks so concentrated...
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    The oddities of www

    Okay, back on topic...
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    The oddities of www

    In that case, bugger off
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    Teacher displays porn during exam

    Awww...he's only human....
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    The oddities of www

    Two things: lol at Gimbal's new avatar. and t/y Placebo for the namechange "Operation Smurfpoint: Black Smurf Down" is coming soon to a computer near you
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    What's your favourite war movie?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tovarish @ May 20 2002,05:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">7--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ May 20 2002,027)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Tin Drum<span id='postcolor'> Was that one set in WWII and about a kid who's drum had a mind of it's own? I saw a movie like that as a kid in Russia and I liked it. Then again I'm most likely way off <span id='postcolor'> Uhm, not quite The drum doesn't have a mind of it's own, lol... Where'd you get that from. No, it's about a kid who decides to stop growing. He figures if grownups are this stupid (killing eachother in the war), he doesn't want to become one. So he stops growing. It's a really fascinating story. I think it's banned in some places because it depicts the kid having sex with a grown woman. In the movie, he's 18 or something at the time, but the actor is still a kid, because the character has to look like one obviously.
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    Episode ii spoiler thread

    Palpatine: "But who will have the courage to make such a proposal. If only ambadassador Amidala was here..." Cue Jar Jar's thoughtful looks... lol @Akira for making 7 posts in a row. Nice spammin'
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    The oddities of www

    Yeah that one's a classic. Fun.
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    What's your favourite war movie?

    My list: ANR (Yes, it requires a brain to watch ) Dr. Strangelove (Fantastic film, if not 100% a war-film...) FMJ TRL (Different in a good way) ...I like those abbreviations I'm also tempted to say The Tin Drum, but I'm not sure a lot of people will know what I'm talking about. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" <span id='postcolor'> I know this...where is it from? Please tell me, I can't remember. It's funny, no?
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