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nordin dk

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    Who should be the new mod?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ June 04 2002,02:01)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">left my name off  <span id='postcolor'> No rookies
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    Who should be the new mod?

    Hey, I agree Of course you can vote for yourself, but would you wanna be a mod?
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    2 reasons why the il2 forums suck

    You know...your own farts always carry a fascinating smell, while other people's intestinal gas is somehow less interesting. Perhaps we are able to derive information from our own farts about the wellbeing of our intestines, and that's why it's so satisfying to smell your own farts...
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    Boxing

    Gross picture btw.
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    Boxing

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (ChickenHawk @ June 04 2002,01:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Isnt that spam?<span id='postcolor'> no
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    Boxing

    So he thinks with his hump like every other man
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    2 reasons why the il2 forums suck

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    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    Why the hell is Uruguay in that poll!! If I'm not mistaken a certain team beat them 2-1. P.S. I haven't read the whole thread, so if Gimbal or another dane complained already plz exscuse me
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    Abe lincoln's private porn found

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ June 04 2002,00:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yeah, what it says is he had pictures of women [... ] including one of his wife. So basically he had the 19th century version of Playboy.<span id='postcolor'> Was your wife in Playboy?
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    Abe lincoln's private porn found

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">A treasure trove of 19th century pornography found during renovations at the White House belonged to our revered 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, stunned historians report. <span id='postcolor'> D'oh! I didn't even see that...
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    Abe lincoln's private porn found

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"The photographs strongly suggest that Lincoln, a champion of human rights, viewed women as second-class citizens and mere sex objects."<span id='postcolor'> Who wrote that comment? He liked sex, and women.....Oh the humanity!! Sheesh!
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    Best cure for hangover.

    The best cure is prevention (end crappy health care slogan) But seriously: Drink as much water as you do alcoholic beverage during the evening. It always works for me. Even if you have to piss twice as much, it beats the hangovers
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    Chipboard

    Best topic....ever.....!
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    Let's make a cult!

    I just saw a program today about doomsday cults. Jonestown massacre, Solar Temple, Waco, Aum, they were all there. Let's make one, except we don't commit suicide in the end, we just keep the money and move to the Bahamas or something. I'll be the charismatic leader b.t.w., in case you're wondering. We'll call it the "Temple of the Flashing Knights" or something to that effect... Who's with me? P.S. a Flasher is a good word for a Flashpoint fan....how come noone thought of that before....
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    Let's make a cult!

    Dont forget these guys: Apocamon - the seven seals of collectible creature cards??
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    This is how pathetic i am

    All but the sticky's....ownage
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    This is how pathetic i am

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Mister Frag @ May 26 2002,05:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Stopping the denial and accepting the facts is the first step towards healing! Â <span id='postcolor'> Testify!
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    Let's make a cult!

    Wicked! Find some fancy symbols and rituals and fax it to the cult artist so he can get working on some designs...
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    This is how pathetic i am

    Yeah, I was on my way to bed and I thought "Hmm, I'll just check in on the Forum. Only for five minutes..." D'OH!
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    The story.

    <span style='font-size:22pt;line-height:100%'>THE END</span>
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    Let's make a cult!

    Sounds like a plan. Now, we need a chemical engineer, a weapons expert, a publicity guy, an artist, a farmer and an occult expert. What else?
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    Let's make a cult!

    Flies? Yu can be in charge of getting the goodlooking chicks to join... De plejer ikke at genudsende gřr de?
  23. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ May 26 2002,00:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Actally, the square watermelons are the same as the round ones. Â The difference is that they grow the square ones inside a special glass cube to make them that shape. Then they break the glass to get them out. That's why they are hideously expensive even by Japanese standards <span id='postcolor'> I can't believe they would do it like that. It makes more sense if they had a reusable plexiglass container or something like that...
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    Sof ii sp demo is out

    Is it any good anyway?
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    Us army game..

    They will, believe me they will.
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