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nordin dk

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    I'm off on holiday

    Yeah, have a nice spam!
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    How to get a girl

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ Aug. 30 2002,20:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'll also express my general disgust with something about this whole game that i find totally unfair. All i hear from everyone is chicks dig confidence. Thats all well and good, but when i meet some ridiculously good looking girl, confident is just about the last thing i am! As "the guy" in the equasion, id like to have some slack cut for me at least once and a while.<span id='postcolor'> Well, not so much confidence, as a general good feeling about yourself. Maybe this doesn't apply in the teenage world, cos all teenagers feel crap about themselves, but once you're a grownup...that's the way it goes.
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    How to get a girl

    None of those things matter much, cause the female will make her choice in a matter of seconds, based solely on external appearence, i.e. Facial symmetry. Appearance of health. Gait/Pose Height Eye/Hair These things must be to the girls liking, instinctively. And there's squad you can do about it. (Of course you can change all those things before you confront the female) Then add a dash of the inexplicable X-factor, charm, which only comes from being comfortable in the situation, and generally being comfortable with yourself. That's just my experience. It helps tremendously to have a high social status, exude power or control, to be an alpha male. That is also my experience. Whenever I'm in a situation/environment where I have a high social status, my chances improve drastically. When I'm in unknown social circles, I have little chance of a score.
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    What do you think?

    How many percent do I make up for in that statistic?
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    What do you think?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Paratrooper @ Aug. 29 2002,23:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Lol! I wasn't expecting it to!<span id='postcolor'> I know
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    What do you think?

    What is the point of not guessing? Neither will change your life any way.
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    The cool car thread

    Â "Hnnnngnggn... Â ...plop!"
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    Post you favorite web-comics

    My favorite is definetely also Red Meat.
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    Meteorite hits a girl..

    If it's any consolation, I'd also like to see a meteorite hit you in the head, Schweizer And b.t.w., that gay thing you're worried about? Forget about it, IT'S TOO LATE!! (Beacuse of you're choice in avatar..)
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    Windows media error

    The plot thickens...
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    Vanilla coke

    9--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (JAP @ Aug. 29 2002,219)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That worm is great for fishing. Â Â ...<span id='postcolor'> What worm? Are there worms?? Oh look: <span style='font-size:27pt;line-height:100%'> ~ ~ ~~ Â ~~ ~ Â ~~~ ~ Â ~ Â </span> There are many of them...
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    Vanilla coke

    Is it still possible to by Cherry Coke in the states? That was horrible!!
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    Vanilla coke

    Had that feeling with gin, but now I love it. Jägermeister mixed with a raspberry soda is great stuff, called a Firetruck (Brandbil) in Denmark. Drinking only Tequila will get you sorta high as well as drunk, weird.
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    Most important event in the 20th century

    Perhaps if there was "christians vs. muslims" style world war, it would have the same effect upon earth as Internet, TV, Railroads, Penicilin, Electricity etc., i.e. a radical change in lifestyle of hundreds of millions of people. But I think in centuries from now, the 20th century will be remembered for introducing into human life: a) Commercials and as a "b.t.w." b) Mass Communication c) Space Travel d) AI e) Genetics f) Penicilin
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    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    Veneral Diseases !
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    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    How many VD's?
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ Aug. 27 2002,08:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Rob, have you noticed that the two guys in your sig fight like girls?<span id='postcolor'> AAahaha *lol*
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    The jip argument revisted

    Here's an idea. Go buy a "book", and while you wait for a game to start, "read" the "book".
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    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    Kudos on the c&p work Schweizer!! Learning you are, yes? From the master, yes?
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    Who needs a heat round, when you have...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ Aug. 26 2002,09:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 23 2002,18: 00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This reminds me of one of my ex-girlfriends...<span id='postcolor'> This part or the title? </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...will grab their left arm instead of a "shell" and attempt to ram it into the "breech".<span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'> That part
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    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    All you CentralEuro DemoCommie Trash get out of this thread! This is supposed to be a jewish thread!! (If you have anything to contribute in the copy-and-paste-historian style, please do so... ) And Schweizer, you have to explain what you were saying in that post on page 2, cos' I really don't get it
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    Official ofp stuntman thread

    And what's with the crappy textures on the second image? Are you playing on a Commodore64 ??
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    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 25 2002,21:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think you are talking bullshit  To me jiddish is like the word afrikans! I know that you also say jiddish music. So what is wrong with that?<span id='postcolor'> You lost me completely Schweizer. What is your question?
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    This week's shlemazel award goes to.....

    Avon, I hope you are admiring my l337 jewish history skillz...
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    Looks do matter?

    Hey, I thought you knew the rules... Add a smiley, and everything is permitted.
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