nordin dk

Why, and how?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (residuum @ June 09 2002,20:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And who better to be the resistance leader than Jean Reno? Â (Godzilla, Â Mission Impossible, The Proffessional) And I think as the blackops guy Harrison Ford would be great.<span id='postcolor'> "Com wiz me friend, I tzake you to le resistance headkvorters" lol Harrison Ford is what, 60 now? I hope it doesn't happen. It's too good a game to ruin with a stupid B-film.

How about Albert von Schweizer to make the lingual stupidity complete?

Worst............spam thread.............ever! <span style='font-size:507pt;line-height:100%'>¤</span>

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 10 2002,15:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!</span><span id='postcolor'> This was unreadable. Impressive It's no fair taking advantage of Forum Bugs!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 10 2002,10:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Fubar is not to be messed with! Â Look at the guy behind him, his face is beaten into an unrecognizable pulp!<span id='postcolor'> AAAAahahahhaa "Yeah, I gave'im a pixellated lip, the bastard!"

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ June 10 2002,14:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">just be thankful he couldn't find anywhere to put the fat women in swimsuits<span id='postcolor'> I can always find somewhere to put them

That's Saddam!

lol

No no, that was this morning Last night was also "moist" but I decided to go to bed before I had a chance to log on. Lazy day today, it's a good thing I have the day off from work, or I'd have to call in sick

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you could always add war paint *shrug*<span id='postcolor'> Oh yes, brilliant idea! Avon, the least you could do it put on some makeup for christ sake. You're not even trying anymore

I must give credit to Aculaud for his avatar. The A looks great. Wobble's is a pretty good avatar, especially because it's innate stupidity prepares you well for his posts Avon's is nice, although a tad on the boring side perhaps Tovarish' has a certain appeal to me And my own is of course sublime

When I woke up the next day, I only had a faint memory of going to the Forums in state of complete intoxication. I was a little bit apprehensive..."What if I wrote something really offensive "

D a m n i t s a n n o y i n g t o r e a d s t u f f t h a t s b e e n w r i t t e n i n t h i s w a y !

Yippee, another touchy subject. These are the most fun. Since homosexuality has existed for millennia it is perhaps slightly ignorant to persist in labeling it as unnatural. Education is not harmful of course. Maybe you don't like the idea of gay love, but how can you support ignorance? And why are we all so insecure about our sexual abilities. I blame the women B.t.w. if a gay tries to come on to you why not be flattered, instead of being agressive? As long as he doesn't pull out his Johnson and stick it in your ear, what is there to be mad about? So what if it might appear that you are fair game to him, as long as you yourself know you are not gay, there's nothing to be upset about

nordin_dk's Axis Of Evil: 1: The Penis 2: Money 3: Ignorance

God, I was so drunk when I started this thread That was probably why it seemed like a dejavu, I was experiencing everything 5 minutes after because my brain was filled up with alcohol

Dexterity perhaps...

What about all the hours wasted reading other peoples lame posts about lame stuff like Religion and Cereal and Smurfs... I wonder what kind of cereal smurfs eat, and how they prepare it  I mean, ordinary cornflakes are obviously too big, right? If one could combine these things into a singular powerful entitity...

When Avon reaches the big five, she will recieve the coveted Maniac star and be crowned as Miss Spam 2002 Ruskie was so close when he decided to pull out of the race.

What do they mean ?!??!! "I'm hungry"? "I believe in Santa Claus"?

And I'm pulling an "Avon" - 3 in a row