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  1. nordin dk

    What are you doing right now?

    Ahh Roskilde... ...eating beerflavored makrelguf, smoking bad expensive pot and being pushed out of the Björk concert by an agry mob. That was pretty much my experience of Roskilde. Haven't been there since
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    God

    Another idea is to have some really disgusting cakes lying around for that occasion, invite them in, make some tea or coffee and serve the Shrimp-flavored Scones And then point with sincerity to the cake, look at the witness with a stern face and say "I can feel God inside this cake" Overdoing the religious-zealot bit is also effective. Witness: "Hello, I'd like to tell you about God" Me (screaming): "OOOOOOOOH Praise the Lord! For he has sent thee to me on this most glorious of days! Haleluja brother. Come in and share my abode , oh messenger of peace. Halleluja! Testify! Blessed art thou and we shall cast aways the demons of the shrimp scone together! Come, in the name of the Lord almighty. Aaaaaaamen!" Witness: "Uhm...gotta go"
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    What countenance weareth thou?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">large and and in charge<span id='postcolor'> Good motto Fubar to the rest of you: Less yappin' more snappin'
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    Military Humor

    It's only because you weren't there to argue endlessly with him
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    Was there ever an alternative to ww2?

    What you're saying is that millions died, so we could go to space? That's nonsense. You can't think like that.
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    In one week my life will end..

    Yeah, how 'bout those mods huh? Bastards the lot of them
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    Lakers does it again!

    So what are the rules of Gimbalhasgreatball?
  8. nordin dk

    What are you doing right now?

    We're pathetic
  9. nordin dk

    What are you doing right now?

    Eating stale bread and drinking water Soon...the good ole' wank'n'sleep
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    Copy and paste?

    Spooky isn't it...
  11. nordin dk

    Please contribute productively

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ June 14 2002,00:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">(Gimbal, make me mod as well  )<span id='postcolor'> Nordin as a mod is like a duck with a hammer <span id='postcolor'> And how is that a bad thing?
  12. nordin dk

    In one week my life will end..

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ June 13 2002,23:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">ROTFL! Nordin..that was the best example of turning something against someone I've ever seend. I have to agree that living on the dole so you can game is a little sad... after all, its there for people who cant find work, not for those who want a paid vacation. Of course..thats likely just my jealousy speaking <span id='postcolor'> He was begging for it
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    Was there ever an alternative to ww2?

    If Hitler had died, someone would perhaps have stepped ni and taken over. And then the war would be completely different. But, wars don't happen for nothing, and al the factors that lead to the war, would probably have done so at any rate. Or the complete downfall and dissolve of Germany into several smaller states. Imagine having a country named Niedersachsen, Rheinland-Pfalz or Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
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    Copy and paste?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WhoCares @ June 13 2002,21:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I would have added another way how to quote, but I don't know how to write the proper syntax without making a quote  <span id='postcolor'> Like this?: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE"> <span id='postcolor'> Fun with quotes: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'><span id='postcolor'>
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    In one week my life will end..

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ June 13 2002,22:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Got you all beat, I'm getting laid off at the end of June and going on Unemployment Insurence for at least 6 months. Â My last pay cheque will be spent on a GForce 4 and some other new parts for my computer, then it's easy-ville. -=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'>
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    Please contribute productively

    OMG OMG Gimbal is Mod! Denmark will take over this Forum as well as the WC (Gimbal, make me mod as well )
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    What are you doing right now?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Espectro @ June 13 2002,12:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Im wanking :/<span id='postcolor'> Moohsturbation
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    God

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Oligo @ June 13 2002,08:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I have read the bible, you know, because what is in it still affects the world very much. And all you're doing is quoting what it says. Apples and serpents, blah blah. The point is, if there is an omnipotent god, free will cannot exist. If god is not omnipotent, the basis of christianity sort of falls off. But I don't care. <span id='postcolor'> Ach, you are wrong! Even if God is omnipotent, it does not mean that he interferes everywhere and all the time. In theory, he could have created man with a free will, and then left us to see what would happen. But that he would then punish us for sinning, is like letting your parakeet of the cage and then punishing it for shitting on the armchair But generally speaking, free will is a difficult thing to imagine, if you have a view of the world that's is based on traditional linear thinking. Where does an idea come from? Does every idea and decision arise from a physical need. or is there such a thing as independent inspiration - Â a sudden leap of faith in your brain synapses connecting beforehand unrelated items. Can you train you brain to think original ideas? I think that free will is an illusion wether you believe in a god or not. Anyone who has discovered they're adults, but still have little control of the circles they run in, will know what I'm saying.
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    Eminem vs. al-quaida

    He's so stupid...
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    God

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 12 2002,23:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Thy moderatorship come. In Offtopic as it is in General. <span id='postcolor'> <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>NEVER!</span>
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    Whats wrong with the forum

    Ancient bugs, don't worry, they'll stay the same. I have noticed some slow server action, though. Also the last days...
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    Is it just me or....

    I think he considers many of us to be assholes, that's his style. I'll the miss the energy his agressive and hateful demeanor created, and the sometimes hilarious weird topics he would post. But, who am I kidding, he'll be back in a day or two...
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    U.s. makes plans for invading the netherlands

    I was trying so hard to stay away from this thread, cos' I had a feeling this is what it would turn into. We've been through it so many times!!! Aaaargh! I can't even be bothered to say anything relevant
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    God

    I presume the idea of Christ dying for our sins, is that he would somehow purge mankinds of the sins it had comitted. So that his "father" would not tally them up and doom all of us to life in hell. To accept Christ means that you accept the notion that you're a sinner, and that God is vengeful. Why else would you need Christ to 'take the blame'. Anyway... ...this is quickly developing into a about the historical correctness of the bible, which is a ridiculous debate. Both on the side of those that defend it and those who attack it, for neither accept the fact that the symbolic value of the bible eliminates the need for any historical accuracy. Would you claim the stories of the brothers Grimm to be historically incorrect? No! - but they still teach us important things about life. What is important really, is the power of mythology, the relative ease with which mankind adapts a religion and the psychological consequence of choosing to believe in a higher power. And to everyone raised in a "single-religion" environment, I can only say. Read as much as possible about other religions, and the sooner you will realise that your religion is not the one. This is important. Very.
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    Is it just me or....

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ June 12 2002,21:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Akira @ June 12 2002,21:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 12 2002,21:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And others choose to leave willingly, after having their own stupidity displayed for all to see. They might even post a topic saying that they choose to leave for a while because there's too many assholes in the forum. Then this topic get's locked and the person wobbles quietly into the night....<span id='postcolor'> LOL nice....very subtle <span id='postcolor'> i'll third that! hmm..no flamers? shit i better start working... let me start some flame wars.... Â Â Â you calling me dumb Gimbal! grrrrrrrr!!<span id='postcolor'> Hey quiet down you two! This is getting nasty too fast Anyway, I just now noticed that Wobble had split! "Too many assholes" ? I'm glad to count myself among those fine gentlemen He'll be back, for sure. He just wants us to notice that he's gone
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