nolips71

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Erex @ Nov. 07 2002,20:38)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Nov. 07 2002,20:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nolips71 @ Nov. 07 2002,17:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Nov. 07 2002,14:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Oh hell yes  !! I didnt see those civillians. No then it realy cant be a ME-109. Or maybe those are british midgets standing next to it  Still, the HE had 2 motors. But I dont see them. Where are they gone?  Look here for comparison But maybe the full cockpit burned away together with the two motors!<span id='postcolor'> thats a spannish heinkel 110 (dunno if its spelt right) with rolls royce engines<span id='postcolor'> why spannish? And why Rolls Royce? Dont get it?  <span id='postcolor'> different motors (same with Bf-109) spanish do use Germany planes but with RR enignes and with Hispano Suiza cannons etc :-)<span id='postcolor'> the words from erex are true

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FW200 @ Nov. 06 2002,18:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Typhoon  Guess this one It was a plane which was way ahead of it's time <span id='postcolor'> firing sqaud

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Nov. 07 2002,14:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Oh hell yes  !! I didnt see those civillians. No then it realy cant be a ME-109. Or maybe those are british midgets standing next to it  Still, the HE had 2 motors. But I dont see them. Where are they gone?  Look here for comparison But maybe the full cockpit burned away together with the two motors!<span id='postcolor'> thats a spannish heinkel 110 (dunno if its spelt right) with rolls royce engines

it does for me, strange

whats this 1 then firing squad tomorow morning for those that get it wrong

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Vixer @ Nov. 05 2002,22:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">should be easy i think 1. 2. what flys next to the DC10? 3. ive been standing next to that baby  <span id='postcolor'> 1. b1b lancer 2, kc10 extender 3. x-35 joint strike fighter

looking about the first 3 pages of this thread, the aircraft are easy /me cracks fingers ohh yeah baby 141 sqaudron air rec champion

im not on the falklands war mod anymore i was "kicked". but still, its a shame that there site got hacked. i dont see why anybody should its just pathetic. ill bet you a tenner it was argentines or it could have been the war veterans

i dont want a merchandise franchise i just want a big poster PLEADS AT BIS come on, if i send you a tenner in the post (Å10) then maybee i might get 1

all these talks of stealing vbs1 are hampering my efforts for purchasing a big poster

wonder how much they will sell a cardboard cutout and a big poster for *looks at maruk*

if you want the wheels to go backwards land the plane hard

i think my eurofighter my be out before those

too make islands you need WRP edit i think you can download from www.ofp.info err not sure about campains

evis made a realistic ka50 pack im not sure where 2 get it try opflashpoint.org

how the hell do you use the gren launcher sights?

> > > > A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to > > a > > > > very > > > > attractive woman. > > > > He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a > > > > moment. > > > > The > > > > woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" > > > > "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and > > I > > > > was > > > > just > > > > testing it." > > > > The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special > > > > about > > > > it?" > > > > Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." > > > > The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" > > > > "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." > > > > The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am > > > > wearing > > > > knickers!" > > > > Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, > > > > > > > > .> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"Damn thing's an hour fast." > > Facts? 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

you beet me 2 it lol

erm, you can do this yourself

now now ladies be patient me wants patch now, NOW I TELL YOU j/k

hi vade, there are a couple of addons available for download at the minute thr m79 grenade launcher and the a4 skyhawk i think the other addons will be realised with the mods but im not sure, ill get back to you when i know

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (MadWolf @ Oct. 12 2002,13:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">>VTOL is allready in the game - it's the principle Helicopters use. Right >What you want is V/STOL (Vertical/Short Take Off and Landing) which is not yet in the game, and might not be added to the hard coding due to the sheer amount of changes that would have to be made. Wrong!, harriers takeoff mainly on V/STOL, wich is a mix between the VTOL and normal Takeoff/land, because mantaining a steady harrier is very difficult (couse of wind), and gives the under engines a big work. We want a VTOL, that after the takeoff, flies just like a plane, not like an helicopter. In other words, we want to be able to change simulation from heli to plane in real time. Â <span id='postcolor'> the word 'prat' springs to mind in that last post its still v/stol

use the center of the scope

> > > > A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to > > a > > > > very > > > > attractive woman. > > > > He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a > > > > moment. > > > > The > > > > woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" > > > > "No", he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and > > I > > > > was > > > > just > > > > testing it." > > > > The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special > > > > about > > > > it?" > > > > Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." > > > > The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" > > > > "Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...." > > > > The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am > > > > wearing > > > > knickers!" > > > > Bond tuts, taps his watch and says, > > > > > > > > .> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >"Damn thing's an hour fast." > > Facts? 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

just thought of another1 baytree garden center turf GREEN SIDE UP