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Yeah, I don't why mods haven't deleted that post either. Usually not ass-kissing posts get erased quickly, I guess they haven't gotten to it yet. The difference between console and PC games is a mouse vs controller. The reason why PC gamers play on PC and not consoles is because the mouse lets you control the crosshair any way you want, unlike a controller that is retarded for FPS. At least for a hardcore gamer, there is no pleasure in playing an FPS and trying to improve your skill if the mouse doesn't correspond to where you're trying to shoot. If you're a casual gamer, see no difference either way, I don't see why you'd even argue about it. Using the word "shit" every 3-4 words is not a sign of vocabulary deficiency. It might be your common sense that's lacking something. If my friend would've written it for some forum like this, you'd be impressed at its formality, trust me.

No need for you to insult it in the first place, is there? Unless your life is that insignificant you'd rather post something negative about the character who wrote the review, trying to discredit it by accusing him of whatever bs you come up with, instead of focusing on something worth discussing, like WHY he didn't like the game and how can developer make the game better for everyone. You're being hypocrite. The guy who wrote the article posses a sense of humor, and if you break it through your thick skull, you might even laugh at some of the things he wrote, it is funnier than most of the game "reviews" I've read. Please do move on to other things, cause I don't think you have something valuable to contribute to the discussion.

Keep in mind he didn't post it for the developer, he posted it for us, his friends. I personally found it funny. And no, he's not looking bad, he's a good-looking devil who'll be making epic games himself soon. I'm sorry, did you expect an official review of the game? Ahh boohoo, too bad. He didn't like it and that's enough for me and his friends not to buy the game. Moving on to the next which won't be a crying shame.

No. Nah, just a "good" game without any intentional screw ups. The fact is that 6 of us were planning to LAN together and we were going to buy 6 copies of the game to coop for a couple of days. Now we'd have to play something else. The hope is that the developer receives the feedback and does whatever they want with it, hopefully changes some stuff. The article is not intended to target any of you personally. Leave your retarded comments for yourself.

My friend posted this on our forums. It was my initiative to post it here, he didn't ask me. And I'm sure he wouldn't have any problems posting it for himself if he cared enough.

This is a review a friend of mine wrote after trying out the demo for ArmA II: I downloaded the Arma 2 demo to give it a test, and I would recommend everyone else at least try the demo if they are so inclined. Its free after all. Thats the best I can say about it. I can safely say that I will not be playing this game. It forces some kind of HOLYFUCKINGSHIT***!!!HORRIBLE!!!***HOLYFUCKINGSHIT motherfucking mouse smoothing on the player. For the love of God, it is identical to playing on a console controller!!! No matter how fast you move your mouse, you cant turn any faster than a certain speed that is determined by your in-game mouse sensitivity. I tried running my mouse back and forth across my entire mousepad quickly and then moving it slowly, all while watching the game screen move the same fucking speed. If you have watched any videos of it being played and the player seems half-retarded, its really because he is fighting the mouse. You cant turn it off, it is built in. I honestly never thought Id see mouse control this bad in a pc game. The voice acting is absolutely horrific. I thought the voice work was fucked up because we were watching videos of the german version, but no, thats how they really sound. Listening to the voice work made me slightly ill. Shaders dont work right, way too much HDR, and a general lack of finish on the graphics. Black pine trees, for example. The interface is completely unintuitive. There are approximately 300 different actions that have to be bound to the mouse and keyboard. I mean seriously, this game has a button for saluting. Its the backslash key. I was surprised it didnt have a key for sitting on a toilet, another key for pinching off a turd, and a mini-game for wiping your ass. If this was a game I have been waiting 10 years for and I was going to play for 10 years following, then honestly, Id probably be thrilled, but its a massive turn off for us "normal" gamers. It took me literally 5 minutes to find out where I was supposed to pick my gun up from during training. 5 MINUTES. Im a fucking hardcore gamer here. I live and breathe games and laugh at the puny attempts of difficulty developers try and put in, and it took me 5 minutes to find a gun. Holy tits. Bohemia Interactive has successfully sacrificed gameplay in the most basic way possible for the sake of "realism." Therefore, this game will only be pleasing to extreme hard-core mil sim fans who play one game for a decade until its sequel is released, and Arma 2 will quickly be dropped like a hot piece of shit by scores of gamers once they realize how fucked up its graphics, sound, interface, and aiming system are. Because, you know, a human being simply CANT turn 180 degrees in a split second. Thats a load of "bull friggin horseshit" right there. Ive handled plenty of guns in my life and I can assure you I am perfectly able to whip that motherfucker 180 degrees in a heartbeat. If it sounds like Im pissed, its because I am. Game companies have their god damn motherfucking thumbs up their asses these days, and dont know what the fuck makes a good game anymore. They sit there in their studios, concerned only about making the game and not about how it plays or how well rounded of a product it is. Its all about either turning the highest bottom-line or pushing so hard for one particular playing style the game is ruined in the process. Fucking absolute god damn infuriating brainless horseshit that makes me want to slap them across their dimwitted blank fucking stares. Im all for grassroots small studios, but releasing this pile of shit was an inexcusable mistake. In a year, even with the bullshit aiming, this probably would have been a pretty awesome game. On that note, I cant wait to see what tiny little unforeseen detail is going to be in Flahpoint 2 thats going to make it suck balls. Just wait. It will be there. There will be some quality about it thats going to kill it for us. Forced mouse smoothing, forced VSYNC, auto-aim for console kiddies with cross-platform support, who knows. Game studios apparently spend most of their time these days figuring out tiny little obscure ways to fuck a game up. Clive Lindop was removed from the CM team because he was the only one there with a brain in his head. Its a shame really because the rest of Arma 2 looks so fucking epic. I was really looking forward to playing through it but now I wouldnt touch it with a 10 foot stick that I shit on first and was planning on burning anyway. Bohemia really bit off more than they can chew with Arma 2, and until they step up their game theyre never going to make a very good living off of game development, thats for DAMN sure. Arma 2 is so unbelievably bad I almost feel like buying it out of pity for Bohemia, but its just so terrible I would rather they go out of business than get a second chance. Coming from me, Mr Kindheart, you know thats some bad mafoo. -Mr Kindheart signing the fuck OUT. I salute Arma 2 with my backslash key and my middle finger.