bmgarcangel

time is 10:22pm here huh? beddy bye?? ya right you wish lady. I got privliges to stay up and do what i want and go to bed when I want, in about 10 minutes i'm off in my car to go meet a few friends to watch a movie at the movie theater but before then I have to pick my girlfriend up from WWU ( western Washington University )( yes 17 years of age dating a 21 year old ) and after we see the movie then i'm going to her house for the night. But hell, back to topic, Bastards and Meathead......I hardly ever hear those two words amoungst our youth. I just got finished talking to a few marines I know who are stationed in California, they said they never even heard of such a word as....vamoosed and they've heard of meathead, but there reply on soldiers using it....LMAO Same with bastards, not a word in common usage my good friends. We prefer easier words and so do my friends like the four letter and 5 letter catorgory. I gotta go pick my girl up and get to Bellis fair to meet my friends! Peace out guys! ~Bmgarcangel

what does the E3 carry?

I want the script now!! Anyhow, it wouldn't take up too much space possibly. BUt I mean, handing out a pack of cigs, or random talking animations, man, think something fun here, that would be fun and it wouldn't lag if you have lots of ram and a good video card and a 2.6 ghz pro. Like me, I can have tons of people talking at once ( tried it already ) in ofp because i have a 560mb ram card, new video card, and a 2.8 ghz pro and I aint have any lag though I didn't have any even when I had my 1.6 ghz pro. But what i'm saying is like this would be the bomb. Walkin on patrol, guy asks you for some smokes, you say no, he calls you a name, he asks someone else, they give him one, he continues walkin while lightin the smoke up and smokes away while walkin along. Or food packages and shit....man this needs to be taken into consideration for I haven't seen much thought like this into any other game before ~Bmgarcangel

one thing first off. Yes yes we all know this game is a combat simulation, but hell it ain't just that for we can do so much more with the game and make it fit all our needs. Sadly it would be too boring after a while without something new to try out in the game. . . . Cti is one of the best things i've ever seen for multiplayer for OFP. Â I mean chopper shit this and chopper that or tank this or tank that was fun and shit but hell, it got really old after a long time of playing that. Â Cti on the other hand is real strategy and if you play the cards right you can have the enemy looking left and right, thinking thats your base when you have 3 or 4 other bases. Â Its like RA-2 or Generals gone OFP:RES and its completely awesome. Now if some people think CTI is one of the reason for the OFP downfall and shit, shame on you. Â Look up facts people before you assume something because reason for the downfall is because you have to look at how old this game is. Â I've been playing Operation Flashpoint now for three years and a few months ( I think ) and Resistance since it came out. Â I have had my downfalls and times when I thought hell ive been playing this game way to long move on to something else. Â I ocasionally get in that mood and do so. Â But the reason for the downfall is because other people realize that either they're wasting there time playing a game that is pretty old when they can be playing other games with newer graphics, better video, and a whole bunch of other shit that is true in some ways and wrong in others. Â Thats the reason why a majority of the people have left OFP. Â Its old. Â And for some people, it just....gets old. Point made, CTI is one of the best MP types out there. Â And if you go online, sadly all you CTI hating fans, we overwhelm you because when i'm on, majority of the servers have CTI games or CTI variants up and ready to play away! Â CTI A _OY! Â ~Bmgarcangel

Man girl you up late no girl I aint imply no political message. Â OFP made by BIS is widely based on American soldiers against other soldiers. Â If you would like to make it real life like then do it, but to protray a american soldier or must of them as super good and nice and non-cursing is.....just unreal, must aren't Some are, alot are, but a majority of them are young and ignorant and just aren't. Â Why not protray a little bit during a fire fight. Â Now if I was in the marines right now like i'd love to be then I wouldn't be cursing left and right, i'd probably only be doing so in a fire fight because those like everyone says are confusing, frustrating, and scary at times, and people ain't going to be calm and yell to another soldier to get up and fight, he's going to make his point clear and make sure the soldier knows to get up or else right there and imediatly. I don't like people who curse non-stop and american soldiers don't either non-stop. Â Its just a matter of what position they are put in. Â Same here. Â I'm pissed beyond the half-point at school or something i'm like shut the F * * * up or i'm gonna slam ya into the wall. Â That simple. Â Point made. ~Bmgarcangel

What!?!?! THAT AINT A REALISTIC ONE!! god damn, you shoot it twice hell it blows up and looks all black and crap, real one wouldn't blow up like that or look all black, in fact you hit it in a certian place and a random explosion goes off in the compartment that holds all the tank shells ( tank drives on unaffected ) Have you really created a tank like that yet? Nope ROFL brendon?!?!?!? Man first off its Brendan. Second off....who the hell are you to know my name!?!?! STALKER!

I don't think ROTC and a few logistics would be...exactly the bomb. But I think the random eating, eating, food, smokes, smoke boxes, ration bags, smoking and eatin animations and then in general random talking and chating conversations. But like other things get a little too complicated and boring. ~Bmgarcangel

Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner told about her first date experience. She said it was snowing and cold and the guy took her skiing. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, and truly had never met before. The date went OK until they were coming back that afternoon. They were going along in the car and she had to pee real bad, but it was still about an hour more back to civilization. He said she should try to hold it, and she did . . . for a while. It finally came to the point where she told him that he could either stop and let her pee beside the road, or in the front seat of his car. They stopped and she went out beside the car and pulled her pants down and started. Well, she didn't have real good balance, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. He was a real gentleman and looked the other way. When she was finished, she quickly noticed that her warm butt had stuck to the fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handle nightmares immediately came to mind and she soon realized that she had a real problem. She was thinking of every way she could to get released from his fender. He was getting a bit concerned too, and finally cried out to her asking if she was OK. Well, with a red face, she said she was freezing her butt off! She finally had to ask for assistance. Now this isn't the worst of the story, there's more to come. She took off her sweater and covered herself as good as she could and asked him to come around to see if he could help. After the laughter subsided, they assessed the situation. They had a real problem. They agreed that they needed something warm to melt her butt off of the fender. Thinking about the pee that she just sprinkled on the ground made her think that pee is about the only thing that they had that could get her free. Well, after exploring every other possible solution, she looked the other way, and so did he, and proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. The rest of the trip home there wasn't much conversation. Forrest Gump is wrong, Life is NOT like a box of chocolates, it's like a jar of jalapenos. You never know when it's going to burn your ass.

exactly *SOMONE CREATE A REAL ABRAMS TANK!!

Wait so you mean there is an older variant of the Uranium shell?

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Two blondes and a brunette were walking down the beach when a seagull dumps a load on one of the blondes. The brunette says "I'll go and get some toilet paper." When she left, one blonde turns to the other and says, "Boy, is she ever stupid. By the time she gets back, that seagull will be miles away."

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL poop on it's head!"

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. "Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon!'" A little fella walks into a bar. Unfortunately there is a pile of dog shit just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink. A great big man then enters the bar. He slips in the same pile of shit, falls, gets up, cleans up and buys a drink. The little guy turns to the big guy and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, "I just did that." The big guy punched him in the mouth.

Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little p**** on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out a scream. His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling. He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it better." Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's shit with me!"

I believe it should be done. I mean it shouldn't be that hard. And I believe who ever undertakes in this should make it so all soldiers can do it but without having a bunch of commands and stuff, and things to make it work for everyone. So bassically, have it so that <table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE"> [] exec "randACTS.sqs" And all soldiers on both sides would do random acts. Now actions would depend based on if the soldier is east or west or resistance. Each of those soldiers would have there own set of words and different objects and food they could enjoy. ~Bmgarcangel

What you guys are saying an abrams tank survived a hit from one of its mates M829E3 depleted uranium rounds?? Gimme da report

Yes! Give me some pre - packed beef stew in them little packages or some mac - n - cheese!! lets eat!! or some skittles! US soldiers love those! I mean hell, you can put a phone in a soldiers hand, now lets do the food!

Evidence is probably right too. Although we're not sure what took out the Abrams tank over near the Interior of Defense building in Baghdad in april of 2003, that Abrams tank was seriously messed up, Crew killed instantly I believe, and the tank was bassically.......well, not on fire but...had a hole in the back area and through the center area and at the turret areas looked like as if a crow bar had come about and just pulled the metal and made a few holes in the tank. That show's that a Abrams can be destroyed but also the fact that it didn't blow up and get on fire was because the amazing sprinklers on a abrams tank, put fire out almost instantly after it has begun in every part of the tank. Thats one part that gets OFP a little wrong and some other games. It wouldn't blow up and become all black and stuff. Fire would be put out and it would only smoke some and possibly a few ammuntion bursts but those wouldn't do much. ~Bmgarcangel

It was probably a smaller group yes I know. But still mark my words, Russian's get out and stop trying to take over everything you see fit just because the Chechens wanted freedom from you doesn't mean you have to go in there and destroy there country, it means you let them instead of destroy them and hate them for life.

Well it wouldn't ruin the environment of the game totally. In some of my campaign and missions they have included curse words in tense parts not because I like it but because I want realisim over meathead or Vamoosed, where as you ask some soldier what those two words mean, they'd be like....what?!?

but don't you all agree, eating, kicking out a smoke and a lighter and stuff is something that someone should take on??

Does anyone know how you make shadows for weapons???

Fine i'll just answer anyhow. What you have to do is put the noshadow command with your lods that have the highest point and face count. Then make a low polly model that is specifically ment for the shadow. Make sure it has all the details and no mistakes or it will look a little crappy. Also try and keep the point and face count down!

you know what, they are commiting acts of terrorisim because they want the Russian's to get out of there country for good. It could all be over tormorrow if they left. I don't support terrorisim, but the Chechens are desperate, they could attack military targets, but what good will that do? They want to strike fear into the souls of Russian's, all Russian's, they are doing it but sadly they are also making Russia stronger in its resistance against the Chechens. Now all I have to say, Russian's leave the Chechens country, and this all could be over right now, I hope they would, for it is not there country anymore, they can and should let it go instead of causing more and more Chechens to revolt against them and thus causing more and more of the Russian civilians to be slaughtered. The Chechens won't give up until they have there country or until every last man and women is killed. Is Russia to be the murderer of a entire society then or should they leave? I'll leave it up to you all to decide that. Leave it up to Putin to decide that, id hope he'd make some right descission in his career as prime minister