WKK Gimbal
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"Bottom" should be on that list too. Damn, those brits are funny people
I remember a Father Ted episode where they use the old guys' earwax for candles - I believe the Shrek team stole that joke.
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..and don't charge his units when the run away to regroup. Your knights get tired in no time if they run. Rather use them as doorstops on the flanks.
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Sep. 21 2002,02:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Can you make a Cryptie character too? Â
<span id='postcolor'>Aaaargh! That would be a tough one to make ... he would have to cause panic on sight, I don't know if player-characters can do that
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Hm... everybody player-kills him online. What's wrong with people?! Â
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Heya guys - I was playing NWN and thought I'd make a character as a tribute to you all!!!
Because this forum beats all and has cracked me up countless times...... so here it is!!
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Kegetys @ Sep. 12 2002,16:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Might be just a marketing thing to make it seem more realistic than it really is
<span id='postcolor'>Ofcourse! It's not like Soldier of Fortune 2 has even a shard of realism in it, despite Mullins. I bet they put these guys' names on the cover of those games that are *least* realistic, in order to keep costumers from complaining.
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 29 2002,09:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">For missing work:
"I can't come in today boss, I'm real sick..."
"Well we're busy and need you here, just how sick are you?"
"I'm in bed shagging my sister, that sick enough for you?"<span id='postcolor'>
Oh my, LOL
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Red Hammer was way too unrealistic. Joe Spetznaz luckily knows how to fly a chopper! Ohhh... very likely. It's a rambo campaign.
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ Aug. 23 2002,09:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Now I know what to buy for my girlfriend next Christmas. (To track her dogs when they run away, not her! Honestly!
)<span id='postcolor'>Give her a pair of everyday-wear shoes. Hide the transmitter in the heel
No, I've not watched too many spy movies. It really works!
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Bah, we need Robocop.
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Ok, here's something to cheer you up.. a happy song:
That there, that's not me
I go where I please
I walk through walls
I float down the Liffey
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here, I'm not here
In a little while
I'll be gone
The moment's already passed
Yeah, it's gone
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here, I'm not here
Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here, I'm not here....
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 21 2002,13:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">
8--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Major Fubar @ Aug. 21 2002,118)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ Aug. 21 2002,11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Send your sister over to my place - I'll make sure she get's her meat  <!--emo&<span id='postcolor'>With an extra helping of protien? Â
<span id='postcolor'>You mean you get the meat, she gets the protein!
(anyway, do you moderators only read the last pages?, I made your yoke a few thousands years before in this thread Â
)<span id='postcolor'>It wasn't a joke...
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 21 2002,03:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How horrible the world we live in is.<span id='postcolor'>
Err.. I thought it was devine. I remember a "Just look around you, and see it's beauty"...
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There's probably someone here almost as wise as me, who have already mentioned this option, but I couldn't be bothered to check...
How about using terrorists and murderers for medical tests instead of animals?
1: The cuddly little beasts gets to live.
2: The nasty terrorists gets to die.
3: Testing on humans is much more effective than testing on animals.
It's a no-brainer, really.
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When bashing people who just want an easy-to-use computer above all else, do remember that these people often makes that choice because they have a real life outside the computer, as in: "Hey, how about going to the beach and enjoy the sun, instead of sitting here configuring network?"
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 20 2002,08:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">nope..sorry to say..although girls are nice to have around, they can also cause more headache.
<span id='postcolor'>You don't believe that. We don't believe that. It's a REALLY poor excuse!
E V E R Y B O D Y wants to screw the snob chick.
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The worst film I've ever seen... (and I only saw about 10 minutes of it, because my eyes began to cry blood) ...I think it was called "Man Killers", about a bunch of rediculous amazons who kill men with m16s and handgrenades. It was so incredibly poorly made that it wasn't even funny. I should add that IT WAS NOT ME who rented it.
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Did I mention that I like Neverwinter Nights?
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..... I remember Boulder Dash .....
*tears appear in his eye, as he sits there with a melancholic smile*
I was nuthin' but a cute little kid, playing Boulder Dash on the living rooms' black and white 3" TV.
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Always someone raise a hand and says "Windows is not the only option, Linux is the rational choice" ... yes, if you're a ***SuPeR-GeEk***. Normal people don't type in binary code - most even dread bringing up a DOS console. Windows is the only option on a PC, unless you're a geek who communicate with the machine through a SCSI jack in the forehead.
Personally I never have any problems with Windows. I'm a former Mac user and had loads of problems with that. My PC runs whenever I need it to and for as long as I need it to. Without OSX or Linux...
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Neverwinter Nights! That game is consuming me - it eats me alive! Aaaargh.. My soul is possessed by the Bioware Balor Lord and I cannot think a single rational thought! I.. must.. play.. Neverwinter.. Nights.. online.. all.. the.. time..
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Hmm... I was wondering.. You people are among the most devious I've ever encountered.
Let us all hear your best excuses for cancelling dates, breaking agreements or simply not showing up at all after promising to do so.The best and most widely covering I can think of, is "My mother died". However, that only works once..
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 16 2002,23:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Best
Link
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<span id='postcolor'>I think someone should put up a statue of the person who posted the "Happy Website" link in the first place...
*hint hint* Marble is fine, but I prefer gold..
The college theme paper: he vs. she
in OFFTOPIC
Posted
I laughed my ass off at this part:
"He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not
before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically
brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him."