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  1. Posted

    I love this poem/song...

    Quote[/b] ]Predator Eulogy

    Words and Music by Chris Kurek and Rob Raymond

    (Key of A tuned down half step)

    They shot down the predator, that’s one less slot for me

    They shot down the predator and it filled my heart with glee

    I had a smile when I logged on to AFPC

    They shot down the predator, that’s one less slot for me

    They shot down the predator and I say let’s send some more

    Let’s fly ‘em over Baghdad and then see what’s in store

    ‘Cause I heard that the Air Force wants another 24

    They shot down the predator and I say let’s send some more

    They shot down the predator and I wonder how that feels

    For that operator who lost his set of wheels

    It must feel so defenseless; it’s like clubbing baby seals

    They shot down the predator and I wonder how that feels

    ..because I hate UAVs.

  3. Posted

    Why use mortars when the state could be spending billions on new B-2 Stealth bombers to drop bombs on the avalanche zones?  In the Simpsons, doesnt Springfield use B-2s for its "Bear Patrol"?

    Because they already spent their entire budget buying rocks that keep tigers away. unclesam.gif  wink_o.gif

  5. Posted

    Or, make a WWI fps game!

    Mission one objective:

    1)Camp in the trench

    Mission two objective:

    1)More trench camping

    Mission three objective:

    1)<s>Do something else than camping</s>Camp

    Oh it will be just wonderful!

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  6. Posted

    it might be. i heard they weren't going to be putting demons in the movie because they were afriad it might offend catholics. now that i mention it, this movie probaly will stink.

    Last I heard it's based in the Doom universe but not following the events of the game. In my opinion its a good idea since you wont piss off the fans for getting the storyline wrong. smile_o.gif

  7. Posted

    http://www.dmop.co.nr/

    Sign the petition against the movie! I know I have. Almost 9000 signatures.

    Online petitions are pure crap to the studios.

    Online petitions are crap to anybody, period.

    Ours did.

    Remember the Russian soldiers holding PSed strategy guides? We made a pettition and they made an apology. wink_o.gif

    @the picture:

    Is that a helicopter in the backround?! Dear god, I thought that Swat/ zombie rumour was just a rumour. mad_o.gif

  8. Posted

    well heres my 1st movie ever made...so its not good, but basecly i only want to show you multiplayer gameing.

    This is map called ETA-Hexenkessel and map clled

    BCH-Hexenkessel. Both are close combat ctf maps.

    Heres the download link.

    Icemovie

    I liked your little dance number at 2:00. biggrin_o.gif

  16. Posted

    http://www.ensemblestudios.com/

    (If you are like me, the new version of the AoE theme brought a tear to your eye tounge_o.gif )

    Quote[/b] ]January 4, 2005  

    Dawn of a New Age: Age of Empires III Announced for 2005 Release

    Microsoft Game Studios and Ensemble Studios are proud to announce the return of the king of real-time strategy games: Age of Empires III is scheduled to ship in the second half of 2005. This will be the latest landmark release in the award-winning franchise that has sold a staggering 16 million units worldwide.

    Age of Empires III will offer gamers the next level of realism, with advanced battle physics and unparalleled visual detail. The new game picks up where Age of Empires II: Age of Kings left off, placing gamers in the position of a European power determined to explore, colonize and conquer the New World. This time period features stunning scenes, from towering European cathedrals to courageous tribes of Native Americans, and spectacular combat with Industrial Age units like rifled infantry, cavalry and tall ships bristling with cannons.

    Age of Empires III will once again demonstrate Ensemble Studios' reputation for excellence and innovation in the real-time strategy (RTS) genre. The game will set a new standard for visual quality and amaze players with detail never before seen in an RTS. Age of Empires III will excite strategy gamers with new game-play elements, including the concept of a “Home City,“ new civilizations, units, technologies and an immersive new single-player campaign that will span three generations.

    Ensemble Studios is one of the world's premier entertainment software developers. Ensemble Studios is best known for its blockbuster Age of Empires game series. Ensemble's titles are distinguished by the highest-quality art and gameplay dynamics applied in familiar historical settings, and appeal to hard-core gamers and mass audiences. Ensemble Studios is based in Dallas, Texas.

    Pics are too big to post, but they sure are a beauty. wow_o.gif

  19. Posted

    Watching South Park christmas episode where they do an awsome parody of Black Hawk Down with Santa's sleigh. Just like the movie  biggrin_o.gif

    Oh well, as of now it's Christmas eve here in Ontario.

    So, a Merry Christmas to all of ya. Would wish nothing but the best for one of the greatest communities out here.

    I missed it! sad_o.gif

  20. Posted

    I stumbled across this game that was recently released. smile_o.gif

    Website

    Quote[/b] ]Immerse yourself in "Nexus - The Jupiter Incident", the latest surprise to hit the gaming world! Innovative and groundbreaking, it is a real-time mission-based tactical space game featuring spectacular real time battles and breathtaking motion picture quality. Focus on tactics and action as you control up to a dozen battleships encountering aliens, unknown solar systems and astrophysical phenomena in your struggle to save Earth.

    At the dawn of the 22nd century the conquest of space and the colonization of the solar system is being monopolized by several huge and ambitious megacorporations. Although extremely delicate and vulnerable, a balance is maintained by these companies. It has now been 60 years since the terrible catastrophe that befell Noah's Ark, the first colony ship of mankind.

    At the very edge of the solar system the companies make a discovery which will shift the technological advantage and upset the balance. And so a new conflict is born: "The Jupiter Incident". You are Marcus Cromwell, a young but already famous captain. With your legendary spaceship Stiletto you find yourself in the middle of the conflict.

    “Nexus – The Jupiter Incident†is what we call a TFS: a Tactical Fleet Simulator. It’s like nothing you’ve played before. The strong, elaborate story takes you from mission to mission and allows different approaches. It’s up to you which tactics you choose to bring each mission to a good end. A reward system enables you to repair, upgrade and enhance your ships depending on the approach you chose. Mission briefings let you roam through an unbelievably accurate 3D animated star map system.

    Are you ready to take on the challenge…?

    "Nexus - The Jupiter Incident" is due for release 1st of October 2004.

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    Ship models, weapon effects, the UI, briefings illustrated with planetary movements can be highly modded. A HALO mod is in the works for the game. smile_o.gif

    Too bad it is too late to ask for Christmas. Hopefully my birthday will come by quickly. wink_o.gif

  22. Posted

    From PlanetHalfLife:

    Quote[/b] ]Daniel Hough from isay-whatho.com is planning a Red vs. Blue type sictom in HLDM, well he says it better than i could, so here's the official announcement,

    I'd like to announce that I'm putting together a Half-Life 2 Deathmatch Machinima Project with a few of the other PC Gamer Forumites (forum.pcgamer.co.uk – this is where most of the planning is taking place right now).

    It's going to be a slightly Red vs. Blue-like sitcom, based around a group of Combine and a group of Rebels, with possibly cameos from major Half-Life 2 characters.

    We’ve just finished planning characters and hope to have a trailer out within the next week or so.

    So head over to isay-whatho.com to check things out.

    W00t! biggrin_o.gif

  24. Posted

    Empire Earth. My favourite RTS.  smile_o.gif

    -The AI cheats

    -no variation between nations besides having cheaper stronger stuff

    -Alot of jerks online

    For example

    Quote[/b] ]Me:Can I have some Iron?

    player:stfu

    Me:??

    player changes stance to hostile

    Me:WTF why are you attacking me? This is a city builder!

    player:STFU Lagger11

    Me: Im not lagging. There is a red snail, red.

    player:u have iron mines in my land

    Me:Thats light yellow you moron! Why would I ask for iron if I could get it that way?!

    player:stfu frenchy

    -graphics outdated

    -gameplay is showing its age

    However, EE2 will fix most of these.

    Did I mention AoE3 is in development?  xmas_o.gif

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