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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Mar. 25 2002,03:31)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">what I am discussing is to be used in prisons..<span id='postcolor'> Actually, the "shit wand" is also planned to be used against entrenched enemies in battle.....just immagine blasting a souped up version of that at an enemy bunker....then again I'm not sure that I'd like to be one of the guys going in to take prisioners . Gives a new meaning to Bio-chemical warfare

1. Lifeless - Seventh 2. Jennifer Lost The War - The Offspring 3. Wait And Bleed - Slipknot 4. One - Metallica 5. Bulls On Parade - Rage Against The Machine 6. Du Hast - Rammstein (Live @ Woodstock version) 7. Dead Bodies Everywhere - Korn 8. WAR? - System Of A Down 9. More Human Than Human - White Zombie 10. Do The Evolution - Pearl Jam 11. You'll Never Make It - Pennywise 12. Battery - Metallica (From S&M) *edit* Dang, I'm gonna have to burn this!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Mar. 25 2002,02:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Using...what? Subsonic sound or something like that?<span id='postcolor'> My physics prof talked about this gun when we did audio frequencies...the way it works is, it emits a frequency that matches the natural frequency of human entrails (everything has a natural frequency...once something's natural frequency is matched by sound it starts vibrating and can shatter...it's the same principle that could cause bridges to collapse if soldiers didn't break step while crossing them. When a sound wave is emmitted that matches the natural frequency of your entrails, they start vibrating, your bowels let go, and you feel the mother of all bellyaches as Wobble pointed out. What a better position to catch your enemy in eh?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ Mar. 23 2002,07:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">and then this one time at boot camp...there was this russian...and we shot him...yeah it was cool<span id='postcolor'> Ah but your aim with your beloved M-16 isn't as good as you think...I'm still here

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Turkey Grease mod? ewwwwww

Well I Flame you back!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 22 2002,17:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">This thread is confusing.<span id='postcolor'> Lol I had to: This cord of spiral is confused

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Mar. 22 2002,14:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Nnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!<span id='postcolor'> Whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??

Lol, geez all these people working at computer places and stuff....Anyways, I'm a full time Computer Engineering Technology student at Algonquin College and I'm a part time Grocery clerk/Reciever at Loblaws. (so I unload trucks and stock shelves)

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ Mar. 22 2002,08:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That makes those people look completely stupid.<span id='postcolor'> Hmmmm....I apologize....I must have missunderstood them: "Hey, let's kill as many American civilians as we can in the name of God and we'll be guaranteed an afterlife in paradise!!!" Sheer genious, sign me up!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ Mar. 22 2002,08:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I bet that this thread comes a flame war after this.. <span id='postcolor'> ......still waiting for the flame war over this........ ......waiting.............. ......waiting.............. ......waiting.............. ......waiting.............. Yep, it seems I have royally pissed off everyone. And just so you know, I have nothing against Islam in particular, fact is that my prejudice is against all organized religion. Nothing seems to come of them except prejudice, hatred and holy wars and crusades.

Damn Fokkers! A reporter was interviewing an old Scandinavian fighter pilot, asking him how it was in the war. "Vell," said the old guy, "vee used to fly up dere and dogfight dem Krauts. Ya, vee used to shoot dem German fokkers outta da sky." "For the benefit of our viewers," interrupted the reporter, "we should explain that the term 'fokker' refers to a specific type of German fighter plane." "Vell ya," said the old Scandianvian pilot, "but those fokkers were Messerschmitt's." Hot-Shot Pilot A young guy in an F-14 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level. Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?" "I just shut down two engines, kid." May Day This was overheard on the RAF Woodvale Approach frequency last summer, when a student was doing practice emergencies... Student: MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY, Uniform Alpha 2 Uh.. *Silence* Sorry... Practice Pan, Practice Pan, Practice Pan.... C-130 : "Fox-2! Fox-2!" "There I was" at C-130 Combat Air Tactics School where they teached us to go low & slow and stay alive. One day we were pitted against F-16s from Arkansas. Once we were in the air, one of the Vipers got the jump on us, he slowed down to make the kill. We outturned him at that slow speed (Luck? Skill?) and put him at our 12. As he turned away from us to go get some smash for another run, our AC couldnt resist squawking out "Fox-2! Fox-2!" I'd like to quote what the Viper pilot said through the heavy breathing and grunts of his high-g turn but all we could make out was some word that started with an "F" and "you"!

Guess who? The pilot of a small freight/mail plane was getting a little complacent in his phraseology, probably because of the rather dull routine of his late-night run. Every weekday at 0215 he would stop at a small airport and check in with: "Good morning Jones field, guess who?" The lone controller was bored too, but insisted on proper terminology and would lecture the pilot on proper radio technique every morning. The lessons fell on deaf ears and the pilot continued his daily "guess who?" callups. That is, until the morning the radio crackled: "Jones Field, guess who?" The controller, well prepared, turned off all the lights on the airport and responded "Jones Field, guess WHERE!" establishing proper communications from then on. Swiss Interceptors True Story. During joint exercise in Germany an USAF and German F-4 are practicing low-level in Southern Germany near the Swiss Border. As they approach the border they hear a call on Guard "Unidentified aircraft nearing Swiss border, identify yourself". Both pilots maintain radio silence and do not answer. The Swiss repeat the transmission twice without success. The next transmission reads: "Unidentified aircraft, identify yourself or we will send our interceptors". Afte r which the German pilot replies: "Will you send one or both of them" Get Gun! Guard plane! Very, very secret! Back in the 1960s, the Taiwanese Air Force was receiving the supersecret U-2 to overfly China and do some strategic recce. Taiwanese pilots were sent to the Groom Dry Lake Test Facility to check out in the U-2. On one such training sortie, the flight plan for this Taiwanese pilot held that he'd fly at mission altitude, some 75.000 feet and turn back towards Area 51 as soon as he had hit Florida. As luck would have it, the inexperienced pilot got himself into a "widowmakers corner", where a loss of 5 knots in the turn caused his U-2 to flame out. Skilled enough to glide the U-2, he flew unpowered from Florida until he spotted a small airstrip beside a cornfield in Kansas. Putting the jet down, he jumps out as soon as he rolls to a stop. The Taiwanese pilot, in his space suit, runs toward the "control shack" of this rural little airport. Finding two dumbstruck cropdusters inside, the Taiwanese pilot exclaims in choppy English "Get Gun! Guard plane! Very very secret!" And the cropdusters ran away. Mooo According to Reuters, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler was plucked out of the Sea of Japan earlier this year clinging to the wreckage of their sunken ship. Their rescue was followed by immediate imprisonment once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within minutes. They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily taken off for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was ill-equipped to manage a frightened cow rampaging within the hold. To save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 feet. Russian humor When I was working at CFB North Bay, Ontario (home of air defence command and 22nd NORAD Region HQ) I frequently saw pictures of the Bear aircraft that were checking our air defence measures on their way to Cuba from Russian. Usually the RCAF would scramble two CF-101 Voodoo interceptors to check on the Bear; one would assume the position behind the Bear and the other would fly along side taking pictures. Very often, there would be a couple of Russian crewmen in the big round blister near the rear of the aircraft with their cameras taking pictures of our guys taking their pictures. One picture that turned out, was a Russian airman holding up the center fold of the current edition of Playboy. This one was so current,that not even North Bay had their copies, and the Russian was grinning from ear to ear. Just goes to show you that they had a sense of humor.

Try it out

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (IceFire @ Mar. 21 2002,00:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm no hummer expert, but I do believe that hummers are pretty tough. Â <span id='postcolor'> Ok I'm no expert on Humvee's or BRDM-2's myself, but even by looking at these two, which one do you think looks tougher? I mean really....does the BRDM-2 even look like it could be scratched by an M-16? I found this quote: "The BRDM-2 series, with maximum armor of 14 mm, can be penetrated by artillery fragments and .50 caliber machine gun fire" Ok, sounds reasonable right? but 3 M-16 clips? dream on!

Lol I got past that mission by sheer luck, I still have no clue where that damn SCUD is but one of the Cobras I called in took it out before the last remaining Shilka nailed it

Yep, the Hummer in OFP is definitely overarmoured, especially when compared to the BRDM......but the fact that it comes close to the Hind?!? .BIS you gotta fix this!

If my knowledge of chemistry serves me right, the meaning of this is that Ex-Ronin has taken one too many hits of LSD

It IS good, although admittedly I'm biased because I'm part Russian,and finally there's a campaign that paints the Russians as the "good guys" (It incorporates elements of Afghanistan and Chechnya into the Operation Flashpoint story). Â The ambush sequence was so intense it reminded me of the first scene of "Saving Private Ryan", and the Russian dialogue in this mission was perfect!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Antichrist @ Mar. 19 2002,11:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Demo mission of 1 episode is out It weights at about 4 Mb Check it out www.flashpoint.ru/retaliation<span id='postcolor'> I just downloaded the trailer and demo and I am in love. Can't wait for the whole thing to come out. The russian voice acting is even better than in the original campaign, and that first mission really blew me away

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Mar. 19 2002,23:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">By the way, for a really wierd Kalashnikov (experimental from 1960) check out: http://kalashnikov.guns.ru/models/ka174.html<span id='postcolor'> Lol that thing needs Viagra

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tales_From_Topographic_Oceans @ Mar. 19 2002,14:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Their biggest concern, it seemed, was that their coveted .50-calibre sniper rifles almost got hit. "I don't know how the .50 didn't get hit," said Alex. "We laughed after that. You gotta."<span id='postcolor'> Yep, good read. Looks like it also shows that those rumors about .50 cal rifles being covered by the Geneva convention are just that, rumors.

Before and after 6 beers

Fine, I'll shut the hell up