Thehamster

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (GrimCalavera @ Feb. 08 2002,21:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Do you see that ham with that fatty juicy meet in it? Where can I get one? Like all places where I go to and order the biggest hamburger they only have this 1mm thick piece of overdriven hamstermeat.<span id='postcolor'> Do you want my rath to hit you? me and my little other furry buddies will kick your ass

Naa I like my can of spam more.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ruskie @ Feb. 08 2002,21:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm still here, and i'm actually relieved that hamster is now the biggest and best spammer, since normally people would call me it and it would hurt my feelings since all those massive, informative and highly intellectual posts i'd make (in large volumes) weren't taken into account <span id='postcolor'> Man, what the hell are you on about? you just copy and paste your smart replies from other forums with the same topic on them as the one in these.

Ahh what is humour coming to these day we something more subtle like this: On 10 August 1979 a Dargo-Air jumbo jet, flight DAG 4576, from Palma, Majorca, disappeared without trace on a routine flight to Chicago. Speculation as to the cause of the crash was intense and wide-ranging. Three main theories, however, emerged: 1. The Iraqi ground crew at Sangria International Airport had neglected to replace the tail-section after dismantling it for cleaning. 2. Insufficient fuel was placed in the tanks by the charter company, who were in the habit of admixing the kerosene with three parts in a hundred lucozade. 3. A dispute broke out between plain-clothes FBI sky marshals and armed Israeli security guard who were discussing the merits of Barbra Streisand's performance in the in-flight movie, which culminated in a prolonged gunfight two hundred miles south of Greenland. No trace, however of either the plane, its passengers or crew was ever found- until 3 weeks ago, when two sole survivors of the disaster, barely able to stand, from the Smokey remains of their lonely ten-month barbecue in the Adirondack Mountains of Canada. This is a transcript of part of there conversation with the fight crash investigators: Survivor 1: The lights came on..."No smoking"..."Fasten safety Belts". Then everything just dropped. Survivor 2: I blacked out. when I came to...the cold...that was the first thing I noticed. The cold. Interviewer: I see. Now it was...three weeks, wasn't, before you decided... S2: Yes. S1: We...put it off for long as we could. S2: But of course...f...fu...food...was essential. S1: I mean... we had several meetings. And it hadn't been a unanimous vote... I: And who...who took the lead, if that isn't an unfair question? S2: Oh all of us S1: But mainly me. I was the hungriest. I: So, when you'd all agreed? S1: I went back into the plane. I went inside. I'll never forget it. It was sort of unreal. But I was numbed...you know? I: I believe you...prayed? S2: We all did. Before....before... S1: Yes. We all said grace. It seemed the least we could do. I: Go on. S1: So...I had a pocketknife. And I went in. And, I, I brought some back. I: And what did you eat first? S1: I... I don't remember. S2: The gherkins. S1: That's right it was the gherkins. S2: Then the individual cheese portions, then the folded piece of ham...which was still....glistening...and still had the little slice of paper on top. And finally, O God, the....puddings. I: And how did you feel after you'd eaten the airline food? S2: Awful. Awful. But as we said...it was our only chance. S1: Yes, I mean we'd already eaten all the passengers. Damn that took a long time to type.

What do you mean best/worst spammer most of them have moved on. I seem to be the only old guard left around here.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 08 2002,20:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Of course not, while you may have some "flaws" I've been impressed by the amount of help you actually give to people in the other forums on here <span id='postcolor'> This is historical, one of the moderators saying that. I should print it and put it on the wall.<span id='postcolor'> umm mods pet poster

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 08 2002,20:16)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Nah there's no competition for you.<span id='postcolor'> *wipes tear out of eye* That means a lot to me Still have top place.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 08 2002,20:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That's true you're the best....I mean the best SPAMMER hahhaa <span id='postcolor'> You better be calling me the best spammer I would be upset if some else got the title.

ahhh Guinness is one of the most foul beers I have ever drunk in my life.

The only reason this forums is good is because of me Yep nice bit of self-delusion there.

How can it verbal diarrhoea(sp?) no one is speaking here. Ahh diarrhoea a word i'm never sure that I have spelt it right.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 07 2002,19:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">If I did that placebo would ban me. So I don't.<span id='postcolor'> Just send Placebo a check and you should be safe for one act of spamming.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Red Oct @ Feb. 07 2002,20:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">23 wipes is a lot of toilet paper, they would probaley back up the toilet<span id='postcolor'> 23 wipes is the amount recommended by the lab of ass wiping they say it is just the right amount to get a super clean ass.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Krusty @ Feb. 07 2002,20:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">One thing I've always wondered is how do blind people know when they've wiped enough?<span id='postcolor'> They sniff? Maybe they got a sensor? Or they just assume that 23 wipes will be enough?

A crate of beer says I live more than 24 hours on a beer only diet

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 07 2002,19:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Controlled? Not really.<span id='postcolor'> If you think this is uncontrolled you have problems ahh back in the old day the forums were a controlled anarchy of a sorts led by a powerful and great group of wise gods (Mighty 5) ahh those were the days we did not need moderator powers to control the forums we did it through fear of are hitmen on stand by 24/7 so many fell to them

naa season one was the best funny as hell. Kill the king.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DVII @ Feb. 06 2002,21:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Republic the Revolution. Should have been released more than a year ago. Do they really have that much improvements to change the releasedate like 6 months everytime?<span id='postcolor'> It should be out this summer. Hey it takes time to create 1 million unique people for there are round about 8 towns and 1 city in it. It should kick ass when it is released.

I'm just binding my time untill Republic: The Revolution now that will be a game worth singing about or am I the only one around here who knows what it is?

I will just stick my nice and simple Ak 74 god bless that gun my in game policy dump M16 first opportunity and pick up Ak.

Bet your dammed upset that Placebo removed are tribute to Ex RoNiN thread just after it had reaced to 100th page in days and you never got a chance to see it

I had to read it to form the opinion that it was a pointless topic.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Silencer @ Feb. 06 2002,20:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">during the afghasistan war did the soviets fight with the same terriosts as today? or resistance groups? BTW I would love to go back to chenuya and kill some rebels and take there heads as metals.War in Chenuya owns die muslims!<span id='postcolor'> You so better be joking as that sort of post is just sick. You’re the sort of person that gives the Muslims a reason to hate/dislike the West. Muslims are not evil or bad it is just a few that use Religion as a cover for their actions. It is only the dumb and ignorant that hate an entire race on the bases on the actions of a few I do not hate Muslims I do not hate any race or creed apart from I hate racist it don't matter what colour they are I just simply hate them as they in my opinion are the lowest form of human life.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ Feb. 06 2002,14:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Jeeves is a jerk. His stupid answers are always wrong. Â <span id='postcolor'> Not if you're referring to Jeeves & Wooster. Hey! This thread is going to be locked any minute now anyway!<span id='postcolor'> ahh Stilton Cheese Wright (sp?) there was a good name

I frankly think my Voodoo 3 2000 APG stood up better to the competition than my shitty GeForce 2 Mx200 64mb card does at the moment.