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Goodbye and so forth... See yer! [Gareth Gates must die]

Whoa whoa whoa! WHAT?!?! GARETH GATES?!! The evil GARGAT? The vile fiend? The dark demon?! The ungodly screecher?!! Are you MAD?! And what do you mean by 'sxep'? ...Do not mention those two words again...

I don't see a difference. Hackers, to me, has always given me an impression of someone hacking computers.

Hackers... crackers, who cares? They're gonna cause trouble!

How about Carmina Burana? I've used that in one of my missions and it's pretty good once the music really gets going. [Gareth Gates must die]

To make the "zombie" move, would it not be <table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE">houseZombie domove getpos player and not <table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE">houseZombie move getpos player Or does it not really matter? [Gareth Gates must die]

Hmm....I think you've got a point, there. Maybe 5 was a n00b! [Gareth Gates must die]

It probably was Jonny. He didn't want to die, but you left him there! He was alive and badly injured, not dead! You rat! I suppose Jonny became very 'Jonnoying'? [Gareth Gates must die]

Good. Somethin' to keep yas busy while I try to fix some shit with my campaign missions. They've been screwin' up lately. But I'll try to get those SP missions out in around two weeks or so, but with me, that deadline probably won't be met! [Gareth Gates must die]

Those of you who read my 'Mission Ambience' post in the ME&S section will know about this (BTW thanks, Silent N Deadly, for telling me where I could find new mission sounds). I have made a demo mission, but before I post it on here, I am going to ask BAD ASS JACK to beta test it (yes, BAJ, you will be the tester! ). After her.. er, his evaluation, I'll put it up. Five Fantasy Islands of Insanity - Opeation: GARGAT shall be set loose upon thee..... Â in a month or so! [Gareth Gates must die]

Quick question: Would you guys be interested in Single Player missions related to O:GG? I've created 2 and-a-half already. I'm gonna try to do something for everybody (infantry, tanks, helis, black ops, massive enemy resistance, etc...). How 'bout that? And if your answer is no... THANKS A BUNCH YOU UNGRATEFUL........PEOPLE!!! ...Oh God...maybe I am crazy... [Gareth Gates must die]

It ran perfectly the first few weeks. I had recently used Fort Box which ran perfectly for ages, but then started the crash thing. I guess I'm just going to have to rethink the mission(s)... Thanks for your suggestion, anyway, edc...

This has happened before, but I fixed it by deleting a lot of stuff from the map, making the mission less than it should be. Anyway, on the desert island, I was making a small mission, when all of a sudden, it stops working. I click on Preview, it starts loading it, then just crashes to the desktop! The flashpoint.rpt said this: This tells me nothing, except it can't handle a stupid little exception or whatever the hell that error is meant to be! It's pissing me off! I want to be able to make and play missions without it fucking up every few weeks! I haven't checked, but a few other missions might also be affected by this unknown OFP error. And what's worse, IT'S ONE OF MY CAMPAIGN MISSIONS! Â Â

...TASMANIAN Devil...? Â ...Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Uncle Frank's stunts were getting more outrageous every day! Â [Gareth Gates must die] EDIT: Damn you, Frenchman! You beat me to it!

I've played with an AI commander, and he gives targets pretty quick. Certainly quicker than a human (obviously). But I've never seen much difference between 2 & 3 men crews. [Gareth Gates must die]

LMAO! So, your whole squad gets massacarred, one n00b soldier goes into hiding, and you stand there flabbergasted as the Ammo Trucks make a runner ( or a roller ). I can just imagine you barreling down the road shouting unprintable cursings at the two. You finally get the trucks back to base, kill the n00b russian soldier and then after all that, they kill you with some T72s! OMG, you must've been gutted! I guess Jonny hadn't joined the Resistance yet..... [Gareth Gates must die]

WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOO!!! (bursts into tears) [Gareth Gates must die]

(Resistance Track 3 comes on in memory of Harnu and... 'Jonny') Seriously, though. I never expected 5 to be able to do what he did. [Gareth Gates must die]

This happened yesterday: I was playing Red Hammer for the second time and hadn't got killed ONCE since I started it again. Anyway, on Beachhead Assault, I had an inkling that I would die, but surprisingly, I didn't! Me and my squad disembarked on the shore and mowed down a bit of infantry. The BMPs and AT soldiers blasted any trucks that came too close. After a bit of fighting, I pressed uphill. Some joker's grenade took out all but one of my squad. After dealing with the grenade guy, me and 5 made our way to the Vulcan. We went along carefully. I crawled forward while 5 covered my back. A jeep with a machine gun was sitting a little ways ahead. I took my RPG and fired. The rocket foolishly sailed over the top of the jeep and exploded a few metres away. It didn't kill the soldiers, but scared them enough to make them jump from the car. Me and my buddy cleared them out, but we both got injured. We slowly made our way towards the village, taking out soldiers as we went along. Unfortuneately, because I was injured, my Druganov wasn't much good for sniping, so I crawled to the nearest dead body, with 5 still covering me (I still owe him a drink ). Picking up an enemy's M16, I instantly became more effective at killing infantry. We crawled through heavy shrubbery to keep the enemy from guessing where we were. An HMMWV drove up to the town. That was when 5 had an idea (apparently). He launched his last RPG at the car. It punched into the side of the vehicle, making it explode and causing some nearby soldiers to go on a short flight. This threw the rest of them into confusion. As they ran about like headless chickens, me and 5 mowed them down. I crawled up the hill, locked and loaded the RPG and blew the Vulcan to Kingdom Come. Just as I was switching back to the M16, a stray American machine gunner blundered near me. He turned and was about to fire, when 5 saved my neck again (it was his full-time job in that mission)! After the AA Gun was destroyed, I was ordered back to base. Me and 5 returned, heroes of the mission... After all that, my kills were: Sniper 11x Soldier 2x Officer Vulcan 2x Crew That mission was awesome then! I never even had time to head for the high ground because all the enemy soldiers were dropping like flies. Amazing what conditions can make to turn a crappy mission into an exciting one. My heart was pounding with excitement. I had a pure adrenaline rush. I laughed whenever I killed an enemy soldier! Still, EXCELLENT! [Gareth Gates must die]

Crezzy?! CREZZY!?! HAAAAOOOWWWW DAAAAAYYYYYAAAAHHH YOOOOUUUU!!! Â (Uncrazies....) Anyhoo, the campaign is coming on with average speed. Don't expect anything exceptional, just to let you know beforehand. I'm trying to finish this quickly 'cause I wanna get started on GARGAT Force, and also because I'm sick of this one campaign... :\ P.S. Gareth is the T800 in Operation: GARGAT, so I'm not crazy! Â [Gareth Gates must die]

One time I was playing Battlefield 1985 (the one on Nogova). This one allowed for choosing the time. It was set at dusk and all the lights were on in the villages, meaning vehicles could also put theirs on. Anyhoo, the Russian side practically had control of the air a few minutes into the game. At one point, I was riding along using a motorbike - to help keep a low profile - when suddenly, there were a thousand missiles exploding behind me (well okay, not a thousand, but it seemed like that)! I was nearing Modrava, so I thought I'd press my luck and drive into the cover of the forests on the outskirts of the town. I had just made it when a missile managed to knock out my bike. I jumped off and ran (amazed that my legs still worked). The hind that had been pelting me with the fiery rain of death cirlced around the forests, waiting for me to come out. I just lay still and hardly moved. The guy even put his lights on to search for me! He would take a potshot with the machinegun at a random place in the forest every so often. I had a pure adrenaline rush from the experience of being hunted by a human-controlled hind. I had no AA weapons, only one LAW. If I missed with that, then I would most likely be dead. So I just stayed low. After a while, he apparently got bored and buggered off to fight some tanks or something. Breathing easy, I got up and cautiously made my way to Modrava. BUT! My troubles weren't over quite yet! (I never seem to get a break...) I was approaching the edge of the forest when a freaking T80 comes barrelling towards me! I spin round and throw myself into the forest, waiting to be destroyed.... when I noticed that he went right past me. From the way he was moving, I guessed he was patrolling. After checking with night-vision and binocs, I sussed Modrava was empty. I timed my movements between the T80's moves and madly dashed towards the nearest bush, making my way towards Modrava under cover. Eventually, without incident, I reached my destination. The flag was within easy reach, but taking the town right there might arouse suspicion with Mr. T80 up in the hills. So, being the crazy dastard I am, I blatantly ignored Lieutenant Berghoff's advice of 'Don't be a hero' (or something to that effect) and got into the nearest armoured unit, which happened to be a BMP. Shrugging, I moved out and searched for the T80. I found him, locked on a Sabot and fired. Just as I was getting ready to obliterate him with an AT6, he trundles down the hill, hiding behind the buildings so I can't fire at him and blasts me from the opposite side of town! After all that, I died and got no points for my team, but hey! It was definitely a cool experience! [Gareth Gates must die]

Exotic? ...I see... (Backs off in fear) Â Â [Gareth Gates must die]

Put this in your description.ext <table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE">class CfgMusic    {    tracks[]={mysong};    class mysong    {    name = "My Song";    sound[] = {\Music\mysong.ogg, db+30, 1.0};    };    }; Just change 'mysong' into the name of your music file. Try to keep the filename short and as one word (that might be the cause of the problem). As for the name, you can put in the track's full name. Keep a template somewhere in your missions directory so you can just copy and paste it into any mission folder and change it as needed. And to play the song from a script, put <table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>Code Sample </td></tr><tr><td id="CODE">playMusic "mysong" Just for those who didn't know. [Gareth Gates must die]

The T800 is a terminator thingummy. Takes a lot of punishment, but fear not, for it can be beaten easily (not too easily, mind). I'm still trying to add a random factor in the final battle with the terrible GARGAT beast. And remember: Â IS Â Now isn't that second image just.... disturbing and/or sickening? [Gareth Gates must die]

Well, there's only one thing I can tell you. The T800 addon will be needed, so that should give you a bit of a hint of how the dreaded beast cheats! And... write a song, for it? Â I dunno how to do that, but maybe someone could get Weird Al Yankovic to do the parody 'Unchained Machine Gun', or how about 'Chaingun Melody'! I will try to finish off 'Five Fantasy Islands of Insanity - Operation: GARGAT' ASAP, 'cause I want to start work on the second one (the one where you play as one of the enemy soldiers), which will be entitled 'FFIOI - GARGAT Force'. Also, I've got a vague idea for 'Five Fantasy Islands of Insanity II'!!! I just hope this campaign goes well. :-S [Gareth Gates must die]