R. Gerschwarzenge
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (mjpadilla @ April 15 2002,06:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Â This is a war simulation game, well you should be able to climb trees<span id='postcolor'> This reminds me of an old joke. Why you shouldn't go to the forest after dark? Because the elephants descend from the trees when the night comes. And... Why does a beaver have a flat tail? Because it went to the forest after dark.
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Moving to troubleshooting.
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Moving to troubleshooting.
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Yes this is very old and very funny. There has also been a Darth Vader blowjob in the Howard Stern show. I can do the Darth Vader thingy with an empty pint or a mug. It's great fun in a bar or a restaurant.
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ April 12 2002,13:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Wel duh, c'mon gimme a kiss BALDY<span id='postcolor'> A kiss from you? No thanks.
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I have... OFP Flanker 2 NFS Porsche Challenge IL2 Planescape: Torment There might be more but I can't remember.
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Moving to troubleshooting.
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Moving to troubleshooting.
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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Hilandor @ April 11 2002,18:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yes i had a shot of one of them electric things   i put the pads on my arms and my mate turned up the electric charge thru it  and i couldnt switch it off  for spasmodic actions of my arms   it was funny after i eventually pulled them off with my teeth after battering myself in the face 30+ times and that was the end of that keep fit method<span id='postcolor'> ROFLMAO! That would've made a good home video. You have given me an idea for a hilarious practical joke.
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Can someone please e-mail me their desktop.scf?
R. Gerschwarzenge replied to Hasha's topic in OFFTOPIC
To re-create the Show Desktop icon on the Quick Launch toolbar, follow these steps: 1. Â Use any text editor (such as Notepad) to create a file with the following lines: [shell] Command=2 IconFile=explorer.exe,3 [Taskbar] Command=ToggleDesktop 2. Â Save the new file as a file named Show Desktop.scf in the Windows\System or Winnt\System32 folder. Note that Notepad may automatically append a .txt extension to the file name. Remove this extension if Notepad adds it. These steps do not work if the file is named Show Desktop.scf.txt. 3. Â Quit Notepad. 4. Â Using Windows Explorer or My Computer, right-click the Show Desktop .scf file, and then click Create Shortcut . 5. Â Copy the new shortcut to the appropriate folder. In Microsoft Windows 95 or Windows 98, copy the shortcut to this folder: Windows\Application Data\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Quick Launch In Microsoft Windows NT or Microsoft Windows 2000, copy the shortcut to this folder: Winnt\System32 6. Â Rename the shortcut to Desktop. The Show Desktop icon automatically appears on the Quick Launch toolbar. -
Wierd artifacts in my shadows of vehicles
R. Gerschwarzenge replied to aciditty's topic in TROUBLESHOOTING
You should try to enable the 8-bit stencil in your gfx card's direct3d options. -
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Gorgi Knootewoot @ April 10 2002,09:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Everybody has different opinions about the topics, and mine ar the best  <span id='postcolor'> Some people have better opinions than others.
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This is airsoft.
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Right now my homecity is Helsinki but soon it's going to be Vantaa.
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A question about making own level
R. Gerschwarzenge replied to The Toolman's topic in OFP : MISSION EDITING & SCRIPTING
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Moving to Mission Editing.
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*cough*Sith*cough*
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Tank commander + driver at the same time
R. Gerschwarzenge replied to zxc's topic in TROUBLESHOOTING
Heh. I got to try that some time. I haven't noticed that before. -
Microsoft anti-unix site is temporarily down
R. Gerschwarzenge replied to theavonlady's topic in OFFTOPIC
Me too. -
Microsoft anti-unix site is temporarily down
R. Gerschwarzenge replied to theavonlady's topic in OFFTOPIC
Here's the funny An anti-Unix campaign funded by Microsoft Corp. and Unisys Corp. went off-line yesterday, just as the site switched to run on Windows 2000 instead of FreeBSD. -
Maybe it's useless to you but personally I find it very useful.
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System restore works great in XP. I wouldn't recommend ME to anyone.
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Leather gloves are nice. Something to protect your neck is nice. A hat is nice. Hiding behind an anthill is not nice.
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Never take your mask off in the skirmish area. Wear loose and comfortable clothes. Remember to take lots of food and water with you.
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Do you mean paintball skirmish, airsoft skirmish or something similiar (medieval sword skirmish)?