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  1. ralphwiggum

    American patriots in here!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Mar. 02 2002,08:39)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">LOL, true, very true. But now you have a different President. Maybe there should be cigar adds too?<span id='postcolor'> maybe...but I was thinking either pretzel ad or one of those ads for 'xxxx for dummies' or 'idiot's guide to xxxx'.
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    We were soldiers

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Mar. 02 2002,08:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I agree totally. 'The Patriot' was a horrible, horrible movie. Three hours of f*cking flag waving and showing the British as 'evil'. Too bad they never showed how some loyalists were murdered by the patriots. Â It was too one sided IMO. It looks the same for 'We Were Soldiers', nothing but a bunch of flag waving, sentimental, hero crap. Though I might be wrong..... Tyler<span id='postcolor'> well, every movie has to look for it's main audience. my resentment is that Mel Gibson is casting himself with somesort of same image.
  3. ralphwiggum

    Which firearm are you?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Mar. 02 2002,08:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I would have figured a glue gun for you ralph  <span id='postcolor'> LOL!!! good one Wobble!
  4. ralphwiggum

    American patriots in here!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Assault (CAN) @ Mar. 02 2002,03:43)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"cunt for rec cocktober"<span id='postcolor'> LOL, I noticed it too, seems a bit inapropriate for a whitehouse website. Tyler<span id='postcolor'> no..very appropriate. remember Monica?
  5. ralphwiggum

    Lol - i remember the funniest thing

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (superdupercharIie @ Mar. 02 2002,05:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I just remember the funniest thing I've ever seen on TV. It was on MSNBC or something a couple months ago, when Afghanistan was first being attacked. It was about this warlord in Afghanistan. He was originally born in Afghanistan, then moved to London, then the US. While in the US, he became a "normal" teenager. He worked at McDonalds, joined a motorcycle gang, and listened to heavy metal music. When his father died, he decided to take over his job as a warlord in a region of Afghanistan. I've seriously never seen anything so funny before - this Afghan guy was talking about how he "makes the best cheeseburgers in all of Afghanistan." Then they showed him cruising on his motorcycle, listening to "highway to hell," and passing all of these armored vehicles - everyone else looked at him like he was insane. Later, the guy was saying "this is how we fish in Afghanistan." He takes a grenade and chucks it into a pond, and all these fish going flying in the air - it was hilarious. Damn, you just HAD to see this.... I piss my pants just thinking about it.<span id='postcolor'> Well, guess that's he's way of differentiating himself from his subjects. Kinda funny with the way he cuaght fish! In Somalia, one of warlord's son was actually in a med school ,while serving as US marine reserves.
  6. ralphwiggum

    Which firearm are you?

    hhmmm...this is unexpected # 1 Desert Eagle # 2 H&K MP-5 # 3 Taurus Raging Bull I considered myself a musket from 1800's
  7. ralphwiggum

    Step right up and take the gay test

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ Mar. 02 2002,03:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">the lowest number is not the best.. actually the number to shoot for would be 50%.. if your too low you are a mindless barbarian with no sense of tact or style.. if too high.. YOUR A HOMO.. right in the middle (50%) would indicate a equalibriam of both brutish and sensable traits.. Â either extreme is bad.. if you hit 100 your gay.. if you hit 0 your basically a gorilla. I would be wary of anyone past 75%<span id='postcolor'> or are you just jealous that you are not a stud as we are c'mon...be honest baby... you don't have to hide your shame j/k
  8. ralphwiggum

    We were soldiers

    It opened today...relax.....wait for ppl's review over the weekend...but I smell typical Braveheart/the Patriot - ish Mel Gibson hero movie...
  9. I read this story, and reminded me of a guy who shot 'empty' can as a target... i forgot if it was Wobble or Assualt(CAN) or someone else..but here's the story http://dailynews.netscape.com/mynsnew....offbeat Drunken Hunters Ruin Alcohol Abuse Meeting Friday, March 1, 2002 BISHKEK (Reuters) - A group of drunken hunters cut off electric power to a third of the population of Kyrgyzstan's capital when they used ceramic insulators on high-voltage lines for target practice. One building which suffered the 30-minute blackout on Friday was a hotel hosting a conference -- on alcohol abuse. Delegates, including Deputy Prime Minister Nikolai Tanayev, were obliged to take a coffee break.
  10. ralphwiggum

    Step right up and take the gay test

    12%
  11. ralphwiggum

    Ammo for new weapons?

    G36a--> G36aMagazine Steyer--> SteyerMagazine(?) goto OFPEC and look for list of weapons.(ofpeditingcenter.com)
  12. ralphwiggum

    No breast cancer!

    good news!!! but how about learning breast exam and help your girlfriend? *run to cover* but I gotta remind you that stress is also a factor in cancer so take it easy
  13. ralphwiggum

    How to know that bin laden was close to your house

    you get to hear sounds of Ak's up close and personal. (sorry, that's any place in LA)
  14. ralphwiggum

    1st question about restiances funding

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DeaDEye1809 @ Mar. 02 2002,01:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">im am really really good at being stealth cus igot alot of patencie  i went into the base without fireing a single round or being spotted but when i ge ton top of the hill were his house is there are bright lights so i gotta move slowly and plan but thew alarm just goes off sometimes for no reason i have no idea how im going to break into the house unseen<span id='postcolor'> or do what i did. get a sniper gun and some LAW kill everyone!!!!!!! worked for me
  15. ralphwiggum

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    plz...stop spamming anyway, the bug fixes are not so apparent in many cases...they could be the ones that are hard to see, but can nonetheless ruin the game. if you read the list of bug fixes and features, you would have noticed that at the bottom, they talked about config file not being able to change. what Stachel mod did was change some properties of this config file thingy. so no you cann;t use it until Satchel coes out with his new mod, which won't happen now that config file is not edittable.....but who knows?
  16. ralphwiggum

    Bis, please keep us up to date

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (madmike @ Mar. 02 2002,01:48)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Thankyou for making the right decision, please could you post news on the mods or models you are gonig to give the go ahead to import their own models. HAs anyone e-mailed BIS yet? give me info <span id='postcolor'> good idea....then we can wait for the model and drive around(or crash in my case) it's weekend, late friday night...so we'll probably get replies on monday
  17. ralphwiggum

    1.45 patch

    and they alls have a new thing called: - Assed: Support for looping streaming sounds. take a look at the txt file that came along with the patch. boy, i know some BIS dev tema are living in France, but hey, you don't have to show that on game!! i guess this feature allows you to spank someone continuously using streaming sounds!!
  18. ralphwiggum

    Whose gonna stick with ofp now?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DeaDEye1809 @ Mar. 02 2002,01:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">yeah lol i will stick with ofp also we just need something to bitch about every once in a while but the truth is ofp r0x0rz jo0r nu70rz p.s. hey wigum what helicopter bug that came with 1.45? i didnt even know 1.45 was out<span id='postcolor'> 1.45 was out today around 8am PST(pacific std time; 170 GMT). I didn't know they were going to release it today either, but while I saw angry ppl at O2 issue, I saw Maruk's news post and quickly-dl-ed it.
  19. ralphwiggum

    How about

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Unl33t @ Mar. 01 2002,22:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">BIS starts a new forum section dedicated to bitching about Oxgen and the editing tools. Then store all those stupid threads in there, So the general forum can be re used.<span id='postcolor'> i want to practice spamming there!!!!
  20. ralphwiggum

    1st question about restiances funding

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DeaDEye1809 @ Mar. 02 2002,01:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i think i did to much lol but is it a permemint ban? i hope not cus i was at like 100 posts! i havent beat the campegin yet im almost! i love the story line like how everything helps everyone i am at gubas house but i went into a bush in the bmps patrol route and got ran over  <span id='postcolor'> well..took me 2hrs and a lot of patience.........mostly because i was dumb.....good luck may I suggest that you take LAW with you?
  21. ralphwiggum

    'olly krrawp!

    ok...they are nuts. It seems like they think OFP is FreeBSD. OFP is a commercial product. FreeBSD is not. Also, they didn't read Maruk's post correctly. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Why would they want to release the tools that would allow the community to create badass new units/etc. for free when they could be cashing in with the Add-Ons? <span id='postcolor'> pay-per-add-ons? they obviously got their head full of heat. I never heard BIS making us pay for add-ons. Oh..i forgot...the motorcycle that will come with Resistance Expansion pack.... well, that's becuase it's an expansion pack!!!!!!!!!!better codes! new isle! Geeze...is having tons of different camos and vehicles a GREAT POTENTIAL? I bought this game for its gameplay, not it's ability to add-on stuffs. I just got back from OFPEC, and they seem to be supporting BIS(or I'm really bad at detecting sarcasm) when I read O2 release post(not this one but one far before) the wording was clear. They were 'TRYING' to release it, not 'WILL'. Some ppl obviously take this too fast and ASSUME that that wil happen 100%. Read the lines carefully ppl. That's why liars always win. I mean laywers.
  22. ralphwiggum

    1st question about restiances funding

    you got banned? hmmm....if you use F-word too much you get banned...AFAIK...did you? and in times like today, eing excessive will not help. anyway, even farmers have shot guns, and if you read the news from CM throughly, you would see that these guys implied tht you 'd have to 'grow' your own militia. so i guess they would steal russian weapons. p.s. so how was finishing your first campaign.?
  23. ralphwiggum

    Whose gonna stick with ofp now?

    I'm sticking w. OFP despite annoying helicopter bug that came w/ 1.45 I bought OFP for its gamplay, not for mod and when i get O2, I'll make a crossbow. and hunt myself some Hamsters....yummy
  24. ralphwiggum

    1.45 patch

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (NightShade @ Mar. 01 2002,21:45)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Heh, I named it the Jesus Mod.......<span id='postcolor'> Hallelujah!!!!
  25. ralphwiggum

    1.45 patch

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ Mar. 01 2002,21:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I tested the chopper and was able to land normally. I'm using the hatswitch as collective, are you guys having problems using keyboard thrust or joystick?<span id='postcolor'> I was using keyboards. Great job Gimbal. 2 mentions in the patch!
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