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  1. hovmand

    Women ...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 17 2002,13:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Aw. Great topic, lol. My take on it is this: Women want two different kinds of men. 1) They wanna marry a reliable, trustworthy and sensitive guy with a steady job. 2) They wanna fuck an unreliable, no-good smartass with testosterone painted all over his bulging body. They act inconsistently because they can't have both but won't settle for just the one. Which one will you be? The man at home who takes her crap, the laundry and nurse her children -- or the man she's fucking who is also the father of those children? Â <span id='postcolor'> I saw something like that on discovery once, something about when they have their period they want soft gentle men that can take care of the kids and stuff like that, and the rest of the month they want big strong men that can bring home the food and protect her........or something
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    Invisible objects in ofp

    Nice flag BTW
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    Invisible objects in ofp

    Nice flag BTW
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    Invisible objects in ofp

    LOL!! is this a joke?? Or have you truely discovered the undiscovered?
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    Invisible objects in ofp

    LOL!! is this a joke?? Or have you truely discovered the undiscovered?
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    How to hit?

    Addweapon "strokegun" Cant remeber the rest, but there is both a strokegun (where you hit with the bottom of your weapon) and a strokefist (a non weapon punch) and they both have animations.
  7. hovmand

    How to hit?

    Addweapon "strokegun" Cant remeber the rest, but there is both a strokegun (where you hit with the bottom of your weapon) and a strokefist (a non weapon punch) and they both have animations.
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    Women ...

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ June 17 2002,00:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...you are forever spending too much money on them<span id='postcolor'> True, like spending a shitload of money to get to see her perform at a teater and then get ditched after the show....and then have to spend more money on a train ticket home And now she wont even return my messages
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    This sucks

    Has anyone been able to fly the dodo in the PC version? all the guides i found are to ps2
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    Dead bodys

    there is a human head somewhere in the editor, i think it comes with the editorupgrade.
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    Alright, so i drink too much!

    LOL thank god for my Vodka
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    Resistance is to be released on 28th june 2002!

    This is bigger than a new planet.
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    The worldcup 2002, who wins

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    The best haircuts of this planet

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Satchel @ June 12 2002,18:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> <span id='postcolor'> Argggghh two niples
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    Fra:uru

    LOL!! and yeah the referee sucked, blind as a bat.
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    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    Denmark v. Senegal 1-1
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    Films you _never_ grow tired of

    Superman 1+2+3 CKY3 The Matrix Pulp fiction
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    Do you like healthy icecream?

    Shoudnt you have posted these pics in the "a little therapy" thread??
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    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    Korea won!! good for them, quite an amusing match, they kicked polish arse. And of course, no doubt about it, absolutly for sure will Denmark win the cup
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    I need image hosting

    If you want, i can put them up on my website, Just mail them. Hovmand@bonghjerne.dk
  21. *Raising a fist at the milky way* YOU BASTARD!!!!
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    Who should be the new mod?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ June 04 2002,03:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Can't all be there... Hey, I got a vote <span id='postcolor'> Hehe by me, i think you would make a great mod
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    why did you use your username

    Mine is my mittle name and what all my friends call me.
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    Speed

    At my school we played a game called "asshole", cant remember the rules but if you lost you were an asshole (rřvhul)
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    Biggest thing to hit ofp!

    It looks kinda spooky in that mist.
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