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Lousy ass-town, i want Oprah now!!! "no, we might get it on monday" stupid ass storeclerk, i hate living in this stinking town, neither one of the shops i was in even had Operation-flashpoint. "no, but we are getting Warcraft 3 soon" I dont give a F*ck about Warcraft 3, I WANT OPRAH!!!

Lousy ass-town, i want Oprah now!!! "no, we might get it on monday" stupid ass storeclerk, i hate living in this stinking town, neither one of the shops i was in even had Operation-flashpoint. "no, but we are getting Warcraft 3 soon" I dont give a F*ck about Warcraft 3, I WANT OPRAH!!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ June 28 2002,01:42)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Fifa? *spit* If you're a real football fan you need a Playstation 1 or 2 and a copy of Pro Evolution Soccer, best football game there is <span id='postcolor'> Nah ah, the best football game ever made was (and still is) Sensible Soccer for Amiga, now that game rocked the new ones are just too hard to control I havent bought any crappy games, i do my research but i have gotten alot of really crappy games for free

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ June 27 2002,20:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Moving to our brand new and shiny Resistance forum <span id='postcolor'> You like saying that, dont you?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ June 27 2002,20:06)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Moving to our brand new and shiny Resistance forum <span id='postcolor'> You like saying that, dont you?

I dont even think i wanna hear the new additions, i wanna see for myself, ingame. Argghhh cant wait.

Looking good, this might be the first "usable" new island made by wpredit. Will it be released anytime soon?

Ehh a bunch of new addons, look here ofp.gamezone.cz. Oh and Resistance is coming out on the 28th.

Its amazing how the the game developers of those FPS games cant come up with something new, its just the same over and over again, and they are all using the same engine so you can barely tell the difference, aside from the weapons and textures. BTW has anyone notified Nordin that he has been unbanned??

LOL!! guess he´s gonna be pissed

And eat glue Sorry for going off-topic here, but where is Nordin?? He hasn´t been banned has he??

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 21 2002,20:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Who is the wicked?<span id='postcolor'> You are!!

You dont have to pay for The all-seeing eye, there is a try version All-seeing eye.exe

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Jester983 @ June 21 2002,18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">PS: We already have a vtol harrier just to let u know if you didnt.<span id='postcolor'> Really?? where?? And is it working correctly?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Warin @ June 20 2002,21:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Now I want to break into the warehouse for an early copy of Neverwinter Nights <span id='postcolor'> Someone has already done that, Neverwinter nights and Warcraft 3 is out! illegal that is.

I'm the only Gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only Gay Eskimo In my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I wanna do is get into his parka I'm the only Gay Eskimo In my tribe Well, me and Nuckfluckchuckbuck We both like Blubber But me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber I'm the only Gay Eskimo In my tribe I make a wish on the northern lights That I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights I'm the only Gay Eskimo In my tribe And the seals, they sing now: (kooky seal grunting noises) These cold winter nights are taking their toll I even get excited when I see the North Pole See the North Pole... I'm the only Gay Eskimo (only Gay Eskimo) I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know) I'm the only Gay Eskimo In my tribe Now like the Proclaimers would sing it! (Sung like the Proclaimers) I'm the only Gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only Gay Eskimo In my tribe Like Bob Dylan! (Sung like Bob Dylan) I'm the only Gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only Gaaay Eskimo Like Rick Ocasic from the Cars! (Played in the style of The Cars) I'm the only Gay Eskimo (uh-oh! uh-oh! I'm the only one I know I'm the only Gay Eskimo and she used to be mi-ai-ai-ai-ine Like Oasis! (Sung like Oasis) I'm the only Gay Eskimo... (Crazy mauling noises) Like Van Morrison! (Sung like... oh feh, you know already ^^;; ) I'm the only Gay Eskimo (incoherent babbling) Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well... And the crack was good... I'm the only Gay Eskimo (only Gay Eskimo) I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know) I'm the only Gay Eskimo In my tribe

Trying to get laid and Operation Flashpoint.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ June 19 2002,02:21)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I've also considered making a rapist/serial killer wacko game. You'd earn artistic points for how insane and brutally you where able to rape and kill random strangers without being caught by the cops. You could advance and build secret hideouts or dungeons where you could abduct people to and do your worst. A unique aspect would be to prepare as much material as possible (video recordings, maps with graves, etc), so when the cops finally catch you, you're ensured a big front page in the news reveiling all your creativity. The game would include a detailed character creation system and you'd also be able to play various fictious/historical maniacs, such as Buffalo Bill, Hannibal Lector, Ted Bundy, Lake & Ng, and Pedro Alonso Lopez.<span id='postcolor'> Do you actually think you would be able to sell such a game?? Anyways would you be able to see it in First person view?? and most importantly, will there be nudity? Â Â

Or curling.....BTW who invented that?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ June 19 2002,00:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I remember some years ago I had what I then thought was a great idea for a game. I made up a pretty detailed game design and a very strong story line. The game itself was to be a FPS, but unlike the other FPS's at the time this one would not be as limited as Doom and similar games. It would sport a great out door environment with free movement everywhere. Also it would go for realism and current military hardware. A big difference from doom would also be that you wouldn't be playing alone, but you would have friendly AI soldiers to support you. Ahh.. I remember the detailed storyline I made. The story was unfolding on three islands called Valden, Enron and Colgates. I had all these great characters planned, General Fluba, Secretary Jolie, James Garnowski, David Headstrong,Colonel Shake are the ones that I remember best. I also had a great title for the game  "Operation Flagpole 1983" - it was set in 1984. Anyway the I abandoned the idea after  a vacation in Prague. There I met this guy, what was his name Spenel?...Spinel?.. Spanel?, who was also into computer game development. I told him of my idea and he laughed it away and said that the computer game future was in making games based on Russian folk stories. Anyway, I am still very thankful for his guidence, beause god knows how much money I would have wasted on a product that nobody wanted. Sure my Russian folk story game didn't do well, but I blame it on the IT - bubble. <span id='postcolor'> LOL!!! I nominate that for post of the month!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover Have a hangover (x3) Skin the sun Fall asleep Wish away The soul is cheap Lesson learned Wish me luck Soothe the burn Wake me up I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light My day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Maybe just happy Think I'm just happy (x3) I think I'm dumb (x12) <span id='postcolor'>

ROFL!!!

The guys at http://www.ofpeditingcenter.com where doing something like that, the OFP oscars i think, dont know if it is still running, but there where all sorts of nominations.

Lazytest </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> 98% lazy people lazier than you (3%) people just as lazy as you (0%) people less lazy than you (95%) <span id='postcolor'>

50% Funny page actually, The spark i recommend the Un-telligence test here Im 79% Un-telligent! </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything: "Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."<span id='postcolor'>