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    You know you are a bad ofp player when

    You hide behind a friendly tank or APC to get away from an attack chopper. You trust the AI with a LAW or AT Launcher when your in the middle of a forest. You run in front of an AI machine gunner and expect him to hold fire. You expect friendly tanks to automatically avoid your mines.
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    Danger! warning! beware!

    I also had to think a bit about getting the CD out the box when I first got OFP. I opened it up..and it wouldn't just pull out...so there I was scratching my head and thinking 'how the f*** does this work?' for several munites before I noticed the spring-pressy bit in the middle. I pressed it and *pop* one CD out the box And if you want indestructable CD, just get hold of an AOL free trial CD. You can throw it, you can bend it you can jump on it, the bloody thing just won't break! They make great coasters though
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    You know you are a bad ofp player when

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DodgeME @ Mar. 18 2002,18:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Firing a MTB or APC with an a machine gun like a Palestinian did. It showed it in tv. I don't like war but lt was the most stupid thing l have ever seen. He was  shooting an MTB with an assault rifle and the tank BLASTED him away with a HEAT round. Hope there aren't any such players in multi!<span id='postcolor'> Yes, there are players like this. So you'll just have to make sure you don't draw attention to yourself by doing something stupid e.g attacking a MBT with an assault rifle.
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    You know you are a bad ofp player when

    You take aim with a LAW scope, get the crosshair right on the target, fire, and watch the missile go whizzing harmlessly over the target cos you aimed with the cross below the centre one. You don't take proper note of a tanks patrol route, and hide in a bush that it drives over. Messy.
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    Wobble plays the dating game..

    I had a go at that game just for a laff. It's crap. Avoid.
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    Anyone here?

    Anyone here at all? The forum is soooo dead. It's just boring.
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    Anyone here?

    Well you can shoot me and take my cup of water, but thats all your gonna get.
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    Anyone here?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LordZach @ Mar. 17 2002,17:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i say we off this guy and take his beer...<span id='postcolor'> Which guy, the one in your sig? Cos I ain't got a beer for you to take if your talking about me.
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    Anyone here?

    Ok..it was quiet before but now it's DEAD. ho-hum......
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    Anyone here?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 17 2002,15:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">No I probably am.<span id='postcolor'> You probably are what? Already forwards? Arrgh I'm so bored I'm posting for the hell of it! Somebody please shoot me! (but make it quiet and clean so it doesn't disturb the neighbours)
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    Anyone here?

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 17 2002,15:18)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm here.<span id='postcolor'> Are you sure? Are you positive that your not a figment of your own imagination?
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    Anyone here?

    I experienced plenty of sundays. But I usually have better things to do than just post in here.
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    LOL now I get it. So hamster doesn't like Placebo. Hmmm...haven't seen him around here for a while. Reckon he had an encounter with the said Placebo and his magic banning device?
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    Oh the poor taleban and al-queda..

    Well said. Once again this shows that 'human rights' activists actually know f**k all about human nature. 'Cruel cold water' is all people like that deserve. In fact, people who chuck handgrenades through church windows during mass deserve to be lined up and shot.
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Mar. 17 2002,11:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Almost Some of them say Placebo because yesterday we had the forum so that the word spam gets changed to Placebo for a while <span id='postcolor'> Is it just me, or do you have something something against Placebo?
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Black Op @ Mar. 17 2002,11:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">this is the longest thread in history LONGEST THREAD <span id='postcolor'> I can't believe the size of that thread. Do ALL of the posts in it just say 'spam'?
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    Black Op sticking pins in voodoo doll of placebo = Black Op is clearly out of his mind
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    deodorant = lynx voodoo
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    Trees

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Mar. 17 2002,10:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">are you talking about trees of forest? 'regular' trees that are everywhere can be knocked down. but for me, forest trees are indestructable.<span id='postcolor'> Yeah, same for me. I have blasted down trees with a shell before. But when you drive a tank into trees that are part of a forest it just goes *clangggg* and bounces off. I was dissapointed when I discovered this, as I was looking forward to mowing my own path through nature
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    The thing of flashpoint that made your jaw drop?

    Ok, for real this time. The demo mission. Just everything about it I was like wow!!! I gotta get this game. And I did Also 50 mines + 1 Abrams parked directly on top of them in the editor. Hit preview, and watch your entry in the International Tank Hurling competition....
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    The thing of flashpoint that made your jaw drop?

    When I first saw Angelina
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    Fools! You'll never beat the record! = different kind of thread
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    cereal = good for breakfast
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    not the longest thread in history= thats sucks
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    Longest thread in history starts here

    placebo = moderator moderator = *insert suitable brown-nosing line here begging mods to let this thread stay open*
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