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Stories like this are too funny that it's got to be true: Home-made cruise missiles, now suicide bombing poultry. LoL, New Zealand, what will you think up next... -=Die Alive=-

What has 500 legs and lies underground? 250 recently executed prisoners in Iraq -=Die Alive=-

I hate the History channel, too freaken many commercial breaks, it makes a 4 hour movie into a 6 hour movie. -=Die Alive=-

Please tell me this isn't true.... EU give swings the push By JOHN COLES A VILLAGE had to get rid of its playground swings because Euro rules say they are too TALL. The three swings were erected more than 25 years ago. Kids playing on them have suffered nothing worse than a grazed knee ever since. But now Brussels bureaucrats have introduced a new maximum height order for swings throughout the UK. The EU edict, European Standard BS EN 11 76, states the height of children’s swings must be no more than three metres (9ft 10ins). The set at the park in Great Somerford, Wilts, are 60cm (2ft) over the limit. The directive also includes a mind-boggling set of other rules including the distance from the seats to the frame and to the ground. The Great Somerford swings were condemned during a routine inspection by playground equipment firm Wicksteed Leisure last month. Now the seats have been removed to stop kids using the swings and a notice has gone up explaining why. It has left Sarah Beeby, 11, Hannah Lonford-Brown, ten, and Luke Whitmarsh and Jacob Botterill, both five, bitterly disappointed. Little Luke said: “It’s very sad. The park’s not exciting any more.†The EU standard is NOT law, but failing to comply could leave the parish council open to legal action if a child were injured. The council is trying to raise Å4,000 to get new swings. It can’t simply raise the ground around the exisiting frames because steps aren’t allowed in playgrounds either. Chairman Toby Sturgis said: “These are barmy regulations.†snif, snob, oh my, what brave children. Lucky for them, the EU knows best! -=Die Alive=-

I shot you in the head, Filled your teammates full of lead. Made you spend more money To buy the gun that's funny. In a state of rage, You trap me in a cage. I shoot a clip into your head, All of them miss, 1 shot and I'm dead. Calls of 'Cheater!' echo from my lips, While you do that victory dance with your hips. "Screw you all!" I quietly murmer, As I'm sightbanned from the server. Newbies shooting at the walls, Want to punch them in the balls. "How do you buy dem guns? Â " I want to pour water in your lungs. "WHich button doi pres too shoot?" I'm gonna kick you with my boot. "i gona kill u campr bitch!" When I hear this I start to twitch. Tie the headband round my head, Soon all those newbies will be dead! I smoothly sneak about with class, You kill me dead, shot in the ass. --Dass[MiA] Radio echos "GO GO GO!" Guess it's time to start the show. Buy an mp5 and a clip or two, A helmet and some kevlar, blue. Radio echos "Follow me." Wish I could, have to go pee. Relieve myself in the glorious throne, I come back and my guy is prone. "Dead." I say, "Guess I was asking for it." *DEAD*l337 b0y: Dass MiA, you sure suck @#%$! "Oh well," I say, "Time for more fun." DAMNIT! No cash to buy a gun! USP held in my hand, Wussiest CT in the land. Running around like a chicken in it's coop, As I enter the viscious loop. --Dass[MiA] GOGOGOOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!1 Game starts. wallhacking time! hA hA pWnEd!!!1 -=Die Alive=-

This week, the Longest Day DVD is on sale for 10 bucks. -=Die Alive=-

I know, but the topic title, is June 6th: Remember. So, as I pointed out, lots of stuff happened on June 6th. If the title was, oh, say, D Day, June 6th: Remember, my replies would be more war related. Anyway, it's the 59th anniversary, next year should be covered more than today. I remember the 50th, live TV coverage, interviews, all sorts of nice stuff. -=Die Alive=-

There was a thing done on them in Time magazine this year, January i think, around then, they had some pics too I think. It was the Feb 3 issue, but the online version is text only. Bummer. CIA's Secret Army -=Die Alive=-

We have Memorial day, Veteran's Day, and Remembrance days for that. hehe, in my daily newspaper, I had to go to page 42 to see anything on D-Day, and even then, it was 2 sentences saying that tonight will be some documentary on TV about DDay. -=Die Alive=-

I got a team of librarians, archivist, and historical researchers working under me.  Now I got them looking for the precise date and time of the first fart. 1 year ago today, top billboard chart 1 Foolish, Ashanti 2 Need A Girl (Part One), P. Diddy Featuring Usher & Loon 3 Hot In Herre, Nelly 4 Without Me, Eminem 5 What's Luv?, Fat Joe Featuring Ashanti 6 A Thousand Miles, Vanessa Carlton 7 The Middle, Jimmy Eat World 8 U Don't Have To Call, Usher 9 Oh Boy, Cam'ron Featuring Juelz Santana 10 Addictive, Truth Hurts Featuring Rakim  5 years ago today, top billboard chart 1 The Boy Is Mine, Brandy 2 Too Close, Next  3 You re Still The One, Shania Twain  4 My All, Mariah Carey  5 I Get Lonely, Janet Featuring BLACKstreet 6 Everybody [backstreet s Back], Backstreet Boys  7 All My Life, K-Ci 8 Madly Deeply, Savage Garden  9 Arms Of The One Who Loves You, Xscape  10 Sex And Candy, Marcy Playground 10 years ago today, top billboard chart 1 That s The Way Love Goes, Janet Jackson 2 Freak Me, Silk  3 Knockin Da Boots, H-Town 4 Weak, SWV 5 Show Me Love, Robin S. 6 Looking Through Patient Eyes, P.M. Dawn 7 I m So Into You, SWV  8 Bad Boys (Theme From "Cops"), Inner Circle 9 Have I Told You Lately, Rod Stewart 10 Come Undone, Duran Duran 15 years ago today, top billboard chart 1 Together Forever, Rick Astley 2 One More Try, George Michael 3 Foolish Beat, Debbie Gibson 4 Dirty Diana, Michael Jackson 5 Make It Real, The Jets 6 Everything Your Heart Desires, Daryl Hall John Oates 7 Circle In The Sand, Belinda Carlisle 8 The Valley Road, Bruce Hornsby & The Range 9 The Flame, Cheap Trick 10 Alphabet St., The Artist -=Die Alive=-

On this day... 1523 Gustavus I becomes king of Sweden (Swedish National Day) 1639 Massachusetts grants 500 acres of land to erect a gunpowder mill 1813 US invasion of Canada halted at Stoney Creek (Ont) 1816 10" snowfall in New England, the "year without a summer" (Krakatoa) 1831 2nd national black convention (Phila) 1844 Young Men's Christian Association (YMCA) founded in London 1862 Battle of Memphis-the city is surrendered 1882 Cyclone in Arabian Sea (Bombay India) drowns 100,000 1882 Electric iron patented by Henry W. Seely, NYC 1885 The opera "Lakm‚" is produced (Paris) 1889 Great Fire in Seattle destroys 25 downtown blocks 1890 United States Polo Association formed, NYC 1896 George Samuelson leaves NY harbor to row across the Atlantic 1904 National Tuberculosis Association organized, Atlantic City, NJ 1911 Nicaragua signs treaty turning over customs to US (not ratified) 1913 Rabbit Maranville, was thrown out trying to steal home 3 times 1914 1st air flight out of the sight of land (Scotland to Norway) 1918 Battle of Belleau Wood, 1st US victory of WW I 1919 Man O' War wins 1st victory as a 2-year-old at Belmont 1924 S Belyavskij discovers asteroid #1031 Arctica 1925 Walter Percy Chrysler founded Chrysler Corp (Iacocca was 8 months old) 1931 G Neujmin discovers asteroid #1210 Morosovia 1931 Yanks turn triple-play but lose 7-5 to the Indians 1932 US Federal gas tax enacted 1933 1st drive-in theatre opens (Camden NJ) 1933 US Employment Service created 1934 Securities & Exchange Commission established 1934 Yankee Myrl Hoag hits 6 singles in one game 1936 Aviation gasoline 1st produced commercially Paulsboro NJ 1937 Phillies trailing 8-2 to St Louis, forfeit game 1941 1st navy vessel constructed as mine layer Terror launched 1942 1st nylon parachute jump (Hartford Ct-Adeline Gray) 1942 Japanese forces retreat, ending Battle of Midway 1942 Nazis burn village of Lidice Bohemia, as reprisal of killing Heydrich 1944 D-Day: 150,000 Allied Expeditionary Force lands in Normandy, France 1944 Theodore Roosevelt Jr receives congressional medal of honor 1946 Henry Morgan is 1st to take off shirt on TV 1946 The 11 Basketball of America Assn teams meet to schedule 1st season 1953 J Churms discovers asteroid #2025 1955 Bill Haley & Comets, "Rock Around the Clock" hits #1 1960 Roy Orbison releases "Only the Lonely" 1962 Beatles meet their producer George Martin for the 1st time      Beatles record "Besame Mucho" with Peter Best on drums 1965 Yankees Tom Tresh bangs 3 consecutive homers beating White Sox 12-0 1966 Activist James Meredith shot in Mississippi 1966 Claus Von Bulow & Martha (Sunny) Crawford wed 1966 James Meredith wounded by white sniper 1966 NFL & AFL announce their merger 1967 6 day war between Israel & Arab neighbors begin 1971 Air West filght 706 collides with Navy Phantom jet over LA, 50 die 1971 Soyuz 11 takes 3 cosmonauts to Salyut 1 space station 1972 David Bowie releases "Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust" 1972 Explosion at world's largest coal mine kills 427 (Wankie Rhodesia) 1972 Gold hits record $60 an ounce in London 1975 British voters decide to remain in Common Market 1975 Provisional Revolutionary Government of South Vietnam established 1976 Celtics beat Suns for NBA championship, 4 games to 2 1977 Doobie Brothers sponser a Golf Classic & Concert for United Way 1977 Joseph L Howze installed as bishop of Roman Catholic diocese (Miss) 1977 Supreme Court tossed out automatic death penalty laws 1978 A Mrkos discovers asteroids #2199 Klet & #3339 1978 Proposition 13 cuts California property taxes 57% 1979 200th running of horse's Derby in England 1979 Willie Horton becomes 43rd player to hit 300 HRs in the majors 1980 Bjorn Borg beats John McEnroe for Wimbeldon title 1982 30,000 Israeli troops invade Lebanon to drive out PLO 1982 Israel invades southern Lebanon, site of Palestinian guerrilla 1984 1,200 die in Sikh "Golden Temple" uprising India 1985 Body of Nazi criminal, Dr Josef Mengele located & exhumed 1985 Chris Evert wins a grand slam title for 13th straight year (French) 1985 Soyuz T-13 carries 2 cosmonauts to Salyut 7 space station 1986 Kathy Ormsby, a 21-year-old member of the NC State track      team jumps off a bridge permanently paralyzing herself 1987 NY Yankees play their 13,000th game 1988 George Bush makes campaign promise to support reparations for WW II      Japanese-American internees (promise broken, May 1989) 1989 Mets turn their 1st triple play in 7 years but lose to Cubs 8-4 1991 Dana Plato receives 6 yr suspended sentence for robbing a video store 1992 2nd WLAF World Bowl

Today's newspaper has an article on weather or not UN soldiers in DR Congo will shoot child soldiers. Â The online version may appear later today or tomorrow, stupid newspaper. Another piece is titled: Are we going to shoot kids? Â There's a militia that is 60% made up of children, In an interview with it's leader, Lubanga, a 42-year old psychology graduate who has his headquarters in a Roman Catholic retreat guarded by child soldiers, insisted that most of his troops are adults. Â but he admits there are 10 year olds in his militia, mostly orphans in the militia's care. Â He promised to "disarm them shortly." Â If the new peacekeepers try to disarm his army, he warned, it "will create an explosion." -=Die Alive=-

Background Info on FGM from Amnesty International Two regional seminars were organized by the UN in Burkina Faso (1991) and Sri Lanka (1994) to assess the human rights aspects of FGM and other traditional practices affecting women and children. The seminars - a forum for discussion between national officials, UN specialized agencies and NGOs - led to the 1994 Plan of Action for the Elimination of Harmful Traditional Practices Affecting the Health of Women and Children. Â The Plan of Action states that FGM "is a human rights violation and not only a moral issue...[it] is an expression of the societal gender subordination of women". It contains 62 measures for governments to take at a national level. Key among these are: giving a clear undertaking to end traditional practices, and in particular FGM; ratifying and implementing relevant international instruments; drafting legislation prohibiting such practices; and creating bodies and mechanisms to ensure adopted policies are implemented. In April 1997, three UN agencies - the World Health Organization, United Nations Children's Fund and United Nations Population Fund, unveiled a Joint Plan to bring about a major decline in FGM within ten years and to completely eradicate the practice within three generations. -=Die Alive=-

Next topic: Female Genital Mutilation: Custom and Tradition or Human Cruelty -=Die Alive=-

I'm sorry, i thought he also wrote it with an i But still, there's still Febuary on the helmet and that's not the right way to write it ..... i think ;) January, <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>Febuary</span>, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. In that order, with <span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'>those spellings</span>. You're joking, right? -=Die Alive=- Eh? Does your year function in a different way to mine? -=Die Alive=-

I'm sorry, i thought he also wrote it with an i But still, there's still Febuary on the helmet and that's not the right way to write it ..... i think ;) January, Febuary, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. In that order, with those spellings. You're joking, right? -=Die Alive=-

Gallows Humor -=Die Alive=-

Interview with Saudi Arabia’s leading executioner -=Die Alive=-

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haha When I saw that pic, I fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear. -=Die Alive=-

Fugly. Look that the guy in the top pic, standing on the sidewalk, he has no feet. Nice idea, China vs. japan. Just needs more work. -=Die Alive=-

How old do you think the BIS staff are? There's a think that says they started to code on their first computer in 1985, and they look 12-14ish in those pics, so Im guess they're around 30-32 now. I guess as long as there older people making and playing OFP, it's alright. Does anyone know of someone who was a die-hard computer gamer and stopped? I know of one guy, he turns 24, gets married and has a kid, is working his ass off to pay the bills, he used to spend hours and hours playing games. When I was 24, OFP:R came out and all I did was play that 24/7. -=Die Alive=-

Does it really matter, he's DEROSing home in that month, no matter how he spells it. -=Die Alive=-

I think you'll be eating those words. It would be stupid to interfere in the already collapsing power of the mullahs. Am i really the only one who sees that this guy wrote febuari? Â Now i might be wrong, but i didn't know the month after january was called febuari... Gotta love the army... Anyone? Don't know, I use the Jewish Calendar. -=Die Alive=-

Still my fav arcade game to play was the Simpsons Arcade game. It was like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle style of game, with TV's favorite whacky family! Many many $0.25 went into that machine. My 2nd all time favorite arcade game was Operation Wolf. The NES version sucked, but the arcade version, that was hella cool. -=Die Alive=-