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Is this about T A T U ? -=Die Alive=-

Inside the Black Box, since that box always seems to be found in good shape (more or less). -=Die Alive=-

Whatever. I've seen Tron, I don't need to watch the Matrix. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">beware u need brains to understand....<span id='postcolor'> Like in the Crying Game? The last time I brought my brain to a movie was for Dude, Where's My Car.. Whoa... blew me away. Anyway, here's what some Jesus freaks had to say about Matrix Reloaded. Jesus Freak's review -=Die Alive=-

Rest of World -=Die Alive=-

Some of Keanu quotes..... "You've got smart people and you've got dumb people." "I hopefully be a good actor one of these days." "Either you like me or you don't." "Do know that I am the critics' whipping boy." "When I don't feel free and can't do what I want I just react. I go against it" "I was hopeless at high school - I failed everything but Latin." "To perform Shakespeare you get to say very profound words and in the body it feels more thrilling. Your spirit, your intellect, your heart and your voice. I have to say I prefer Shakespeare to the action stuff." "You know what is a nice thought? Retirement. That's what we've got to look forward to. An hundred of movies in the can and time to relax on the warm beach." "The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way." "My name can't be *that* tough to prounounce." When told, "You'll just have to bite the bullet", his reply was, "Yes, but I don't have to eat the whole rifle." "I'm sorry my existence is not very noble or sublime." "I don't look like a classic North American." "The worst part is really the food. In Europe, you order something you think will be safe, like a club sandwich. Then it comes out with raw bacon and fish instead of turkey, and it's swimming in mayo." <span style='color:red'>Hey Keanu, that's not mayo, that's the cook's "special" sauce." But still, it's pretty hard to fuck up a club sandwich, unless you use raw bacon and fish...</span> "I'm pretty boring. I just read, play hockey, play music." "What would I do if I wasn't an actor? (long pause) Uhh, 'Can I take your order please?' (long pause) I don't know what I'd do. (long pause) I would like to think I'd be some kind of (long pause) I don't know!" "I didn't have one big trauma- my problem was that I was a lot of different people when I was a teenager. I started out pretty quiet and reserved, which was a problem at my school. I had to work my way out of my shyness." On fame: "I'm Mickey Mouse. They don't know who's inside the suit." From Vanity Fair, August 1995 -=Die ALive=-

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Jinef @ 15 May 2003,13:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Die Alive did what i couldn't be arsed to do, well done! I'm slightly dissapointed you didn't dig out any of my colourful predictions though  <span id='postcolor'> Ya sorry, I went through the first 100 or so Dogs of War thread and basically was looking for key words like Baghdad or anything that has some opinions with it. Maybe you posted yours in this thread, that I'll check up maybe later today. -=Die Alive=-

Hehe, I saw this the other day. British finds Formula for Perfect Movie. 30% action 17% comedy 13% good-versus-evil 12% romance 10% special effects 10% plot 8% music That's so true. However, that formula isn't the same for X-rated pornographic movies. That formula is: 92% action 3% romance 2% plot 2% music 1% special effects I wonder what the forumula for the "Perfect game" would be.... maybe in another thread.... -=Die Alive=-

Ewwwww Keanu Reeves. Not interested. That guy is so stale, in one interview, a woodpecker landed on his head and started to peck a hole in his skull. True story. -=Die Alive=-

Why would anyone want to name a worm after one of D&D's goblinoid races? Oh ya, Druids and Rangers hate the Bugbears the most, try them for help. -=Die Alive=-

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Balschoiw @ 14 May 2003,14:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here's some fun things some people had to say: <span id='postcolor'> Well where is the fun ?<span id='postcolor'> Want me to post a pic of that boy with no arms or legs? I'll do it for "fun" -=Die Alive=-

I went through the first 100 pages of the Dogs of War topic. Here's some fun things some people had to say: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Denior @ 23 Mar. 2003,14:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I think that the mindless optimism that some are displaying (if i can charecterise it as that) is perhaps a little misplaced. I suppose that lack of military education is to blame for that. They are pushing through Iraq yes, but they are not taking any ground. And they can't do shit once they reach Baghdad. It's the same mistake that the Soviets did in 1979 in Afghanistan. Both the American and British politicians are aware of the situation. The signs are all there, just listen to what they really say instead of hearing what you wish to hear. Page 61 Dogs of War<span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Denior @ 24 Mar. 2003,04:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Second problem is Baghdad, who nobody has a solution for right now. Colition forces are very limited by their strategy to avoid civilian casualties. It allows Iraq to move it's troops into civilian urban areas, protecting them. The Iraqi command and control structure seems to be very intact and there are really no signs of any break-up in the lines. The resistance in the smaller town is indicative of what is to come in Baghdad, and things are not looking too bright right now. Page 70 Dogs of War<span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ 24 Mar. 2003,05:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> The problem is that the coalition has not enough manpower to defeat any resistance in Iraq. They couldn`t do it in many years. Supressed people fight rather hard, e.g. Ireland, Palestina,... So there will ever be some hotspots and terror and so on. Rushing north and letting the enemy close in behind you is pretty dangerous. Tank rushs only work in C&C Page 71 Dogs of War<span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bn880 @ 24 Mar. 2003,10:40)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Winters @ Mar. 24 2003,10:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> The coalition will prevail just not as quickly and easily as many first believed. <span id='postcolor'> I doubt that. Â I'm in total agreement with Denoir on this issue, and Bals... this is not going well, and will go worse. Â The Coalition turned out NOT to be liberators, this is their demise. Â I belive. Page 75 Dogs of War<span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ 24 Mar. 2003,19:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The fight for Baghdad will not be decided in the city itself, but rather how well we execute in the next few days. If we can maul and then roll up the RG divisions south of Baghdad, that will substantially weaken what will ultimately be the Baghdad garrison. If we can do that, the absolute best case scenario is we role into Baghdad with no greater opposition than irregulars in small groups. That isn't going to happen though. More likely, we'll hit the RG divisions hard, but we simply don't have the strength or position right now to cut their remnants off from Baghdad, and that is the key to taking Baghdad. Page 81 Dogs of War<span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (brgnorway @ 24 Mar. 2003,20:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I believe your intentions are good - but the result is (I think) going to be a surprise. Just to keep this reply in the right thread: I'm stunned that so many of you believe the war will be over when Baghdad and the butcher falls! If anything I predict there will be bombings and other terrorattacks and generally instability. The war will perhaps be over as a campaign - but I bet the fighting will continue - perhaps like in Chechny, Afghanistan etc. Page 82 Dogs of War<span id='postcolor'> -=Die Alive=-

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Badgerboy @ 14 May 2003,11:03)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">So it just sat there, as no bugger wanted to get rid of it. Infact, most the schools stock of chemicals were illegal, they just never got round to getting rid of them.<span id='postcolor'> Just flush it down the toilet. -=Die Alive=-

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (PitViper @ 13 May 2003,15:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ 13 May 2003,15:51)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dude, now you got a 296301 byte avatar.... -=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'> Do sig rules apply to avatars? Â <span id='postcolor'> Loop hole!!! Quick, I"m gonna find a 5mb movie i'm gonna play in my Avatar. lol -=Die Alive=- And please, lets settle this and then delete all these useless posts and get back to the topic in hand, the terrorist attacks.

Dude, now you got a 296301 byte avatar.... -=Die Alive=-

I hear it could be as many as 91 now.... -=Die Alive=-

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SATAN666 @ 13 May 2003,13:30)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">About the protestor? Well, when you sit in traffic every morning because protestors are blocking the streets and EVEN burning flags and insulting the country, then YES, I DID decide to tezt my theory of hypocritical protestors...(and I got the result I knew I would get).<span id='postcolor'> That's true, pissing me off will not make me support or even give a shit about your cause. Infact, I'll support whatever you're protesting against. Last week, I was eating in a hamburger joint, and this peta freak was walking around passing out pictures of cows being butchered. So he leaves a pic of a dead cow on my table, while I’m enjoying my burger. Nice try asshole. The next time he walked by my table, I stuck my foot out and almost tripped him. Take that mouth breather! -=Die Alive=-

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (PitViper @ 13 May 2003,11:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Oh, yeah, forgot to say US participation is irrelevant. The averge US commitment of troops to UN missions has been in the last decade between 1-5%. It's in an all time low now with about 1% participation.<span id='postcolor'> The Korean War was and continues to be a UN operation. Â We've had 40,000+ troops involved in that operation for more than 50 years. Â Forgetting to count them?<span id='postcolor'> I've read somewhere that the total number of peacekeepers in 2002 was around 50 000 worldwide. The highest number was over 75 000 in 1993, most of them in the Balkans. -=Die Alive=-

I think the only rally game I had was Screamers 2. (I think that was the name.) I enjoyed it for a few days. I remember they had 3 differnt cars, one with front wheel drive, rear wheel drive and 4 wheel drive. -=Die Alive=-

Jungle Boogie by Kool & the Gang. It did come out in 1974 however. -=Die Alive=-

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FallenPaladin @ 10 May 2003,13:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FuseBox @ 10 May 2003,00:34)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (DeadMeatXM2 @ 09 May 2003,19:19)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I hate the SA80, bitch to clean and a pig to use... the OICW will probably be even worse...<span id='postcolor'> Aww damn never thought about that  <span id='postcolor'> Even worse! Imagine a software failure on the battlefield! "Unknown System failure! Do you REALLY want to fire your 40mm Launcher? [Yes/No/Retry] " "Please contact our software specialist or dial 007-WEAREALLGONNADIE-0815 ."   <span id='postcolor'> It's bad enough in modern cars, just think what would happen in real life... "Hey sarge, how do I reboot the gun?" BTW, what game has the OICW in it.  I have used it in SoF 2, but would like to know what other games have the gun...  GR maybe? -=Die Alive=-

I got Iraqi jokes. -=Dhimo Nolol=- ("Die Alive" in Somali)

Got an english link? I got this translated: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Frustration in uniform Never so many soldiers wrote the defense delegate like 2002 / criticism of long foreign deployments THE DEBATE AROUND THE FEDERAL ARMED FORCES Of Robert Birnbaum Willfried Penner sees prevented from itself of office because of the clear word. It recommends itself all the more more, with which defense delegate of the Bundestag on half sentences to respect. The numbers, Penner says for example, would give already occasion to think about about whether in them also „Hader did not express itself and Unzufriedenheit“. That had reference to the not usually high interest in the early retirement program of the Federal Armed Forces, could be used however just as also on the entire year report of the defense delegate. 6463 petitions per year 2002 are not only one-third more than in the year before that, but rather also the highest petition quota of all times, bias in the course year further increasing. Doubtful the record becomes in the view on that how it comes into being. The time soldier and occupation soldiers who unload its worries are more and more. They hold together with the reform pressure in the army. Penner names the complaint over the six-month use duration, makes however also on massive sequences for the army in the inland attentively, that had to manage always more frequently with material deficiency as well as personnel deficiency: „Soldaten, that overcharges and are only passive present, can the reaching of yet so well meant goals erschweren.“ At the same time it concerns in no way only material questions. Increasing problems of the troop with the characteristic occupation understanding are, what makes Penner recognizably yet more worries. A „Grummeln“ it has in its visits at the basis vernommen that one would be yet always only the stupid in the large political game. Penner sees that specifically not so. The discontent does not make to create it therefore fewer. Let that over money discussed would become, be yes legitimate, says it. But that would not be allowed to lead in addition, loses „dass the soldier as a citizen in uniform its place and to the mercenary as a military costs factor mutiert“. The danger sees is Penner obviously; all more the more more, ever more already again of new Abstrichen the speech. A reform recess? To the question, Penner wants to say specifically nothing. What so rather the eloquentest answer is, that one can think himself.<span id='postcolor'> -=Sterben Sie lebend=-

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FSPilot @ 09 May 2003,13:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I heard that tornados are caused by warm air from the gulf of mexico heading north and meeting cold air from the antarctic heading south which creates a horizontal vortex. Â The vortex is then sort of tilted down vertically and into the ground, causing a tornado. Doesn't really make sense to me though, I don't understand how you can just roll wind. Â <span id='postcolor'> Arctic. Antartic is where Linux OS comes from. -=Die Alive=-

The area I have marked covers the states that have recorded an F5 tornado touchdown, except Colorado and Arkansas. Colorado and Arkansas are still included because they record many smaller tornadoes each year and have had significant tornadoes in their history. So the area marked on this map as Tornado Alley is based on where dangerous tornadoes and tornadoes in general are most likely going to take place in a given year. -=Die Alive=-

My cat woke me up at 3AM this morning. I was about to find another way to skin a cat, but fell asleep. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">As evidence of the trade he has collected: A blanket made out of four golden retrievers, bought in Copenhagen Individual cat skins complete with eye-holes, paws and tails, bought in Barcelona A full-length coat made out of up to 42 Alsatian puppies, bought in Berlin <span id='postcolor'> Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food, But the only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest. See this sweater, There's no better than authentic Irish setter. See this hat? 'Twas my cat. My evening wear, vampire bat. These white slippers were albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, turtles'necks, I've got my share. Parade of poodle, on my noodle it shall rest. Like my red robin suit? It comes one breast or two! See my vest, see my vest, see my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers! It was that, or skin my chauffers, But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best. So lets prepare these dogs; Kill two for matching clogs. See my vest, see my vest, oh please won't you see my vest. I really like the vest. Monty Burns Whatever the number of ways, it's still not as funny as throwing live chickens into a wood chipper. -=Die Alive=-