Cucuma
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Stut up Un133t just because you have no sense of humor on the other thread and you are mr. realistic in this one doesn't mean you have to say how dumb it may be. If you are so realistic then didn't they need to sh*t in the cold war. I don't think i could hold it for that long. So you probably want a sh*t patch next huh?I will tell BIS that ok!
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Yeah let Devil do his thing and he makes cool addons even though that is just a civilian with the wolfman face and hands inserted on it he still has some cool downloads like the civilian vehicle pack.Texturer or Addon creator, he still can do better than you.
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They are in the new mod called i think Invasion 1945 but that is all, there are no other german or wwII troops outside of that.
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It would be cool to hold to M16 or other guns(although very unrealistic) and blow away an oncoming force of enemy troop or make a APC into confetie or make an A-10 bite the dust(literally). And check out my other thread "Stories" and look for funny stuff to come!
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Two words: Beautiful stuff.
Bravo to the WWK clan for a kick ass addon!
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Good Job Devil (never thought I would be sayin that) but this one is cool woth the great police armored car and the firetruck even though it is somewhat usless it is still better that anything that homo Un133t could make. You did go dude, you did good!
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Ok here is anouther one
"Hey UN133t" said Cucuma. "Hey im a bastard with no frigin sense of humor" said gay azz UN133t. "I love the comments of sh/t because guess what you are a peice of sh/t" said Cucuma. "Yeah" said UN133t. "Why don't you go back to anul masturbating and stop bein a fvckin b/tch about someone tryin to have fun. B/tch. You just go! U hear!
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Ok. hey u guys have a cool site but please don't make us have to register and stuff, keep it free and anonomuis. the site is the best but you guys should find or make some destroyers and a level with 16 small islands. Also check out the "Stories" thread for funny stuff and you can even post your own if you want. Hope u get things movin again.
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Check out the thread "Stories" to find some good stuff. Funny stories. Good times. Whatever. Post it. And see what happens.
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this one is titled "Your Mama"
"Hey John" said Jim. "What" said John. "Your Mama" said Jim. He started to laugh. "Well your mama has to go down low ten times before she can make a penny cause she ain't worth that much!" said John revengfully. "Well your mamas so dumb she steals cars and says i gave them 10 bucks" said Jim. "Well your mamas so dumb when she hears the word bucks she waits for a kick in the but!" said John. "Well your mamas so fat that the only way to find her but hole is to pull back the rolls until you find brown stuff then go back one!" said Jim. John tried to hold back the tears. "Ok its over, If it wern't for Your mama and your neighbors dog you wouldn't be here right now!" said John. Jim went from a state of victory to a state of defeat. He ran to the bathroom crying.
THE END
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"I was walking along a small bridge" said Jim. "Yeah what happened" said John. "I walked along a small bridge" replied Jim. "That story was gay" said John. "Do you have anything better" said Jim. "Yeah one time I walked along a beach" said John. "Wow, let me guess you walked some more across the beach" said Jim sarcasticaly. "No" said John. "Then what" said Jim "I walked up the beach" said John. "Oh" said Jim.
THE END
Look for the stories in random places(some about Joe Camel, tonies buddy and the rats taste different by the docks)
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I think alpine troops are practically the same as Kegetys winter units and the pirate sounds cool. They should make anouther terrorist pack with guys with gear and armour and the stuff. Also new civilian vehicles would be nice.
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Nope when will it return to normal
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I have cabel and fast acess to the internet so there must be something with the addons site in ofpeditingsite cause i can't get anything. Anyone from that site fix it or respond with a reason.
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Cigarets are bad in two ways they kill people and i don't know how to spell them!
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"Why do you think you are a nicotien addict?" asked Timmy. "I am" said tinted Toni. "But you haven't smoked in 2 years, you went through Smoking counciling and everything and i though you understood that smoking is bad. It contains pee, rat poison, paint, and....." Timmy was cut short. "I lost my best friend when i quit smoking and now i miss his black sleek sunglasses, tan skin, and leather jakcet" said tinted Toni. "Who?" asked Timmy. "Joe" said Toni almost in tears. "Joe who" "Joe Camel" said Toni. "He told me the nicotine was the only thing that could hold us together but when that was gone so was Joe" timmy burst into tears and ran from the room into Joe Camel's arms. "Wanna Cig it is good for you?!" Asked Joe. "Sure" said Toni
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(Edited by Cucuma at 7:35 am on Dec. 13, 2001)
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"Would you kill me if we were starving" asked Frank.
"As you can see we already are" said Slender Sam.
"You didn't answer my......." "Frank was a good man and very good man even though he stole from the poor and gave to the rich for a day in their home then there he beat them up and stole their life's savings...um im getting of track he was a good man and how some one could eat his stomach suprises me in two ways, how could someone lower to that evilness and how could anyone eat away 300 lbs of a man?" asked the preacher. Sam came out. "I saved some for later" said Huge Sam. "I can never finished what i have started, thats what my mom used to always say, it took me two days to finish her" said Huge Sam.
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(Edited by Cucuma at 7:22 am on Dec. 13, 2001)
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"You know that the mice here have a sweeter taste than down by the docks" said Joe "Yeah it is because the mice at the dock always breath in smoke and exhaust so they taste like ash" said Don "Well the mice up hear sleep were we pee so what do that tell you"
"Pee is sweet" said Drunkin Joe "Sure" said Deadly Don. Don ripped Joe's leg of and beat him to unconciousness.Then he peed on Joe. The mice feasted. "Now there will be a new flavor" said Dangerous Don.
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(Edited by Cucuma at 7:13 am on Dec. 13, 2001)
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*sneezes up own lung and eats it again*
yummy.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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a site with allot of info but you have to register to get anything
www.ofpeditingcenter.com/addon_depot/view_type.asp?type=3
this will bring you to a side site that has units and vehicles and more and no dumb registration
www.opflashpoint.gamersrevolt.com/armi.asp
an italian site with alot and it is for all versions (units)
www.opflashpoint.gamersrevolt.com/nuovimezzi.asp
an italian site with alot and it is for all versions (vehicles)
a site full of info and alot of missions
www.3dactionplanet.com/flashpoint/
the flashpoint network (an ok site)
www.codemastersusa.com/flashpoint
the codemaster official site for USA
a site with cool tools and mapping help
www.flashpointarena.com/reviews/
the review database (a ton of reviews)
anouther cool flashpoint site
www.ofpcinematic.operation-flashpoint.de
the best cinema opf site ever
www.operationflashpoint.d2.cz/
a german site (very cool)
www.flashpointarean.com/top100list/
all the sites I missed (100 sites)
www.ultimatetopsites.com/games/Giaky/
all the sites I missed (50 sites)
www.opflashpoint.com/default.asp
the itailian opf site
www.thegreenjeep.com/devil/index.html
the devil's workshop!
Hope this helps and KORN rules!
(Edited by Cucuma at 6:54 am on Dec. 13, 2001)
(Edited by Cucuma at 7:03 am on Dec. 13, 2001)
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M4 #### yah!
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Make a map called Archapelago and have a cluster of 10 to 12 small islands and they could have wars on them (it would be good for CTF)
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a back pack would be cool but what about a monkey that follows you around carrying all you stuff!
KORN
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yeah that would be cool so you really could do a Pearl Harbor mission or a sea transport!
Whats up with www.ofpeditingcenter.com
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Sorry I didn't mean free I ment open to the public. Jez u guys are so harsh!