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  1. Stut up Un133t just because you have no sense of humor on the other thread and you are mr. realistic in this one doesn't mean you have to say how dumb it may be. If you are so realistic then didn't they need to sh*t in the cold war. I don't think i could hold it for that long. So you probably want a sh*t patch next huh?I will tell BIS that ok!


  2. Yeah let Devil do his thing and he makes cool addons even though that is just a civilian with the wolfman face and hands inserted on it he still has some cool downloads like the civilian vehicle pack.Texturer or Addon creator, he still can do better than you.


  3. It would be cool to hold to M16 or other guns(although very unrealistic) and blow away an oncoming force of enemy troop or make a APC into confetie or make an A-10 bite the dust(literally). And check out my other thread "Stories" and look for funny stuff to come!


  4. Ok here is anouther one

    "Hey UN133t" said Cucuma. "Hey im a bastard with no frigin sense of humor" said gay azz UN133t. "I love the comments of sh/t because guess what you are a peice of sh/t" said Cucuma. "Yeah" said UN133t. "Why don't you go back to anul masturbating and stop bein a fvckin b/tch about someone tryin to have fun. B/tch. You just go! U hear!


  5. Ok. hey u guys have a cool site but please don't make us have to register and stuff, keep it free and anonomuis. the site is the best but you guys should find or make some destroyers and a level with 16 small islands. Also check out the "Stories" thread for funny stuff and you can even post your own if you want. Hope u get things movin again.


  6. this one is titled "Your Mama"

    "Hey John" said Jim. "What" said John. "Your Mama" said Jim. He started to laugh. "Well your mama has to go down low ten times before she can make a penny cause she ain't worth that much!" said John revengfully. "Well your mamas so dumb she steals cars and says i gave them 10 bucks" said Jim. "Well your mamas so dumb when she hears the word bucks she waits for a kick in the but!" said John. "Well your mamas so fat that the only way to find her but hole is to pull back the rolls until you find brown stuff then go back one!" said Jim. John tried to hold back the tears. "Ok its over, If it wern't for Your mama and your neighbors dog you wouldn't be here right now!" said John. Jim went from a state of victory to a state of defeat. He ran to the bathroom crying.

    THE END


  7. "I was walking along a small bridge" said Jim. "Yeah what happened" said John. "I walked along a small bridge" replied Jim. "That story was gay" said John. "Do you have anything better" said Jim. "Yeah one time I walked along a beach" said John. "Wow, let me guess you walked some more across the beach" said Jim sarcasticaly. "No" said John. "Then what" said Jim "I walked up the beach" said John. "Oh" said Jim.

    THE END

    Look for the stories in random places(some about Joe Camel, tonies buddy and the rats taste different by the docks)


  8. I think alpine troops are practically the same as Kegetys winter units and the pirate sounds cool. They should make anouther terrorist pack with guys with gear and armour and the stuff. Also new civilian vehicles would be nice.


  9. "Why do you think you are a nicotien addict?" asked Timmy. "I am" said tinted Toni. "But you haven't smoked in 2 years, you went through Smoking counciling and everything and i though you understood that smoking is bad. It contains pee, rat poison, paint, and....." Timmy was cut short. "I lost my best friend when i quit smoking and now i miss his black sleek sunglasses, tan skin, and leather jakcet" said tinted Toni. "Who?" asked Timmy. "Joe" said Toni almost in tears. "Joe who" "Joe Camel" said Toni. "He told me the nicotine was the only thing that could hold us together but when that was gone so was Joe" timmy burst into tears and ran from the room into Joe Camel's arms. "Wanna Cig it is good for you?!" Asked Joe. "Sure" said Toni

                   THE END

    (Edited by Cucuma at 7:35 am on Dec. 13, 2001)


  10. "Would you kill me if we were starving" asked Frank.

    "As you can see we already are" said Slender Sam.

    "You didn't answer my......." "Frank was a good man and very good man even though he stole from the poor and gave to the rich for a day in their home then there he beat them up and stole their life's savings...um im getting of track he was a good man and how some one could eat his stomach suprises me in two ways, how could someone lower to that evilness and how could anyone eat away 300 lbs of a man?" asked the preacher. Sam came out. "I saved some for later" said Huge Sam. "I can never finished what i have started, thats what my mom used to always say, it took me two days to finish her" said Huge Sam.

               

                  THE END

    (Edited by Cucuma at 7:22 am on Dec. 13, 2001)


  11. "You know that the mice here have a sweeter taste than down by the docks" said Joe "Yeah it is because the mice at the dock always breath in smoke and exhaust so they taste like ash" said Don "Well the mice up hear sleep were we pee so what do that tell you"

    "Pee is sweet" said Drunkin Joe "Sure" said Deadly Don. Don ripped Joe's leg of and beat him to unconciousness.Then he peed on Joe. The mice feasted. "Now there will be a new flavor" said Dangerous Don.

            THE END

    (Edited by Cucuma at 7:13 am on Dec. 13, 2001)


  12. www.ofpeditingcenter.com

    a site with allot of info but you have to register to get anything

    www.ofpeditingcenter.com/addon_depot/view_type.asp?type=3

    this will bring you to a side site that has units and vehicles and more and no dumb registration

    www.opflashpoint.gamersrevolt.com/armi.asp

    an italian site with alot and it is for all versions (units)

    www.opflashpoint.gamersrevolt.com/nuovimezzi.asp

    an italian site with alot and it is for all versions (vehicles)

    www.flashpointarena.com

    a site full of info and alot of missions

    www.3dactionplanet.com/flashpoint/

    the flashpoint network (an ok site)

    www.codemastersusa.com/flashpoint

    the codemaster official site for USA

    www.opflashpoint.org

    a site with cool tools and mapping help

    www.flashpointarena.com/reviews/

    the review database (a ton of reviews)

    www.flashpointdatabase.com

    anouther cool flashpoint site

    www.ofpcinematic.operation-flashpoint.de

    the best cinema opf site ever

    www.operationflashpoint.d2.cz/

    a german site (very cool)

    www.flashpointarean.com/top100list/

    all the sites I missed (100 sites)

    www.ultimatetopsites.com/games/Giaky/

    all the sites I missed (50 sites)

    www.opflashpoint.com/default.asp

    the itailian opf site

    www.thegreenjeep.com/devil/index.html

    the devil's workshop!

    Hope this helps and KORN rules!

    (Edited by Cucuma at 6:54 am on Dec. 13, 2001)

    (Edited by Cucuma at 7:03 am on Dec. 13, 2001)

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