i got one i think
"hey sarge i got him hey sarge? why is there a hole in your head?"
"thay say gas is the biggest killer but i say if u can't hear it it won't kill u hey whats that funny smell...."
"look out below... er i think im forgeting something Yeh sarge your Parachute"
"hit da breakes ARRR *CRASH TWINKLE* er sarge u wern't wearing a seatbelt!"
and what to say when you just got shot down "WEEEEE *BANG*"
sorry if there smuty but hey ill get some better ones up soon