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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    Who of us should be banned next?

    How rude!! you Smoerebrot !!! I think all Nordic people should get banned, cause they keep ignoring the internation laws on Whale-fishing!!
  2. Albert Schweitzer

    why did you use your username

    Actually I wanted to chose Charlie Chaplin, but I thought: "hey everyone knows Albert Schweizer, but who knows Charlie Chaplin"?
  3. Albert Schweitzer

    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    honourful record, isnt it?
  4. Albert Schweitzer

    Who of us should be banned next?

    Hah, I am opinionated just like frustrated lesbian!! I have an opinion on everything, even if I dont know (as in most cases). So actually what sounds like "pearls of wisdom" is in fact "rethoricall diarrhea"!!
  5. Albert Schweitzer

    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    Yeah, most probably spain will face ireland and germany the Paras! But who knows, in this worlcup everything seems possible Even getting a yellow card for shooting before the whistle! (happened today)
  6. Albert Schweitzer

    Ofp resistance

    113 to be precise
  7. Albert Schweitzer

    Civilization iii

    Oh I actually think that ships in early times indeed followed their path always near to a beach! That is why you can still find so much chinese porcelane on the old trade routes along the beaches! But you are somehow right, sometimes the enemy doesnt have more than 3 phalanx defending his city and you loose 4 marines without killing one of them, YEAH RIGHT
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    The worldcup 2002, who wins

  9. Albert Schweitzer

    Ofp resistance

    oh my god!!! Now if you compare her body-weight against that of a her brain than we can assume we are near the Tyranusaurus Rex!!! My way to block this thread is simple and easy
  10. Albert Schweitzer

    Avatar thread!

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (BIS_IS_THE_BEST @ June 10 2002,03:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">which one of these looks the best do you reckon? ^^ thats steve irwin in his natural environment lol, they are quite funny   <span id='postcolor'> why dont you take this one, it is kind of more appropriate
  11. Albert Schweitzer

    Who of us should be banned next?

    This guy was called Albert Schweitzer, and I was so dumb to spell wrong his name. So actually I deserve to get banned for eternal stupidity Just as stupid as Microsoft Or this nice intelligent site Cant stop lauging when reading this bullshit
  12. Albert Schweitzer

    Who of us should be banned next?

    Or Schweizer.GER?
  13. Albert Schweitzer

    Who of us should be banned next?

    Oh placebo? For what! I think I see him around also in other Fori such as Bigsoccer.com!!! Â But there he is called "The Placebo" Should I call myself : "The Albert Schweizer" ? What do you think "The AvonLady" and "The Sadico"? Â Â
  14. Albert Schweitzer

    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    All our forecasts suck BIG TIME! Look, only three people voted for spain (and I guess they were spanish) and actually this was the first team to qualify!!! me and YOU ALL SUCK!!! Â
  15. Albert Schweitzer

    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    And this is exactly why the Americans can make so much fun about soccer. Because all they see is little cowards lying on the pitch and cryin like babies! I mean what would you think of such a sport? Unfortunately it is still the case that this can make you win a game! And it happened already so often during this WC.
  16. Albert Schweitzer

    Who's the fattest male at these forums?

    Mayor Fubar, I might be half your size, but I could still challenge you on Whiskey-Coce drinking contest! That is my best discipline!
  17. Albert Schweitzer

    Civilization iii

    It is always the same shitty thing! If your island is big enough you will easily beat everyone by the year 1780. But if it is too big and you gotta share it with one, you can still beat the others by 1945. If the island is more like a huge continent than you will be surrounded by assholes that attack you with their huge huge armies and blow your empire to dust by by the year 1300. If your island is too small you just start to suck....you will survive but suck (without any great battles)!!!! After I learned how this game worked I basically automised every little unit... but then I hardly had to do anything except chosing which technology to develope next... but that is how I got bored. After an evening with CIV III I need a night of Wolfenstein online as therapy
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    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ruud van Nistelrooy @ June 10 2002,15:00)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">4--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ June 10 2002,144)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">hey, but everyone here thinks germany is crap!! Â <span id='postcolor'> i do too but since my mum is german and i live in germany i may as well support them My Fav. Teams are England (Cos i'm English), Brazil (Cos they kick ass) and Holland (Cos IMHO they still kick ass). I don't really like the german national team at all too many diving bastards, although there are loads of diving bastard teams around.....<span id='postcolor'> I am german, too (even if I dont live there)! Thats correct, there is far too much diving arround and even though the FIFA said they gonna punish it heavily, no real counter-measures were taken yet!
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    Spam to a whole new low!

    BTW, have you seen the report on the TAMIL TIGERSon Sri Lanka yesterday on CNN? For the purpose of raising funds they create films of their battles. In fact they train hundreds of suicidal camera-men that stay right on the front-line and film the action. Those films can then be used for training purposes and "promotional" material to send to Tamils abroad to raise funds. Yesterday, they showed some of those "films" and it was astonishing to see how right in action those camera-men were. I have never seen so real images of war. And the most terrible thing was to see how one of the camera-men substitutes another one just shot dead! They fall like flies, just for the purpose of creating terrible images. Rotten.com is nothing else than the poor beginning of what is coming towards us! I am sure that soon you will find the uncensored films of the Tamil-Tigers battles on the net!!
  20. Albert Schweitzer

    Civilization iii

    Me too!!! I bought it cause all magazines were praising it. But why?? I played months on CIV I and realy enjoyed it, but what the hell has realy changed since then. It is just a fucking marketing campaign that makes Sid Meier succeed with his revival games! Isnt this guy smart enough to develope something new?
  21. Albert Schweitzer

    Who's the fattest male at these forums?

    who would like to buy a car painted white. blloooooaaaaah!!! That is style-rape of Mercedes!!!
  22. Albert Schweitzer

    Mid east

    Screw statistics!! You never always know all the elements that are included or being left out! Just take a regular look at your local newspaper and you know that there is a very precise focus-group for crimes. Especially capital-crimes such as drug business, prostitution and car-stealing-dealing are in the hands of ethnical minorities. Of course you could now say: how rassist you are Albert!!! But it in fact I am not! I am not saying that basically every imigrant is a thief, but I am saying that basically every street-crime is committed by one!
  23. Albert Schweitzer

    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    Just to inform you, KingBeast and I have thought about renovating this thread, so what we gonna do is: probably on wednesday he will lock this thread and I will create a new thread/poll with new teams to vote for, this time it will be only the ones that have reached round two (finals!!
  24. Albert Schweitzer

    The worldcup 2002, who wins

    hey, but everyone here thinks germany is crap!!
  25. Albert Schweitzer

    Devil? hell?

    Do you know this old yoke about hell? No? Okay I make the short version, just be a bit creative and expand the story! Albert dies and comes into heaven. Totaly happy that he did not end up in hell he lives his first few weeks in the cozyness of heaven. But after half a year he gets bored, no sins, no soccer, all angels are, and want to stay virigns. Terrible. So goes to Petrus and asks him what he could do against his boredom. Petrus sais" well, why dont to take a trip to hell, and you will happily be coming back"! "good idea" and so he booked a trip to hell. On the great day he arrived in hell he was warmly welcomed by two demons and his lugage was brought to his room. On his bed there were already three beautyful hot women lying half-naked and waiting for him and there was table full with the best grilled Spare-ribs ever and litres of beer. After a adventurous evening he has to return to heaven. He is so sad to go back and so in love with hell that he has problems to settle back in in hell. After a week he books another trip! Nothing had changed, he was welcomed in hell with the same "benefits" as the last time he went there! So when he goes back to heaven he takes a decision. He goes up to Petrus and sais: "I want to stay in Hell, I thank you for everything but hell fits me more, you know!" "As you wish" sais Petrus. When Albert returns to hell, the two demons are waiting for him. But this time they dont bring him to his room but throw him into pot where they cook him at 100° celsius. Then they cut him into pieces, burn him, and put him back together again. Albert asks the demons: "why do you hurt me so badly, I mean the last time you treated me like a king and now..you.you treat me like devils!" And the demon sais: " well of course, we know how to differentiate between tourists and immigrants!"
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