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Albert Schweitzer

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  1. Albert Schweitzer

    Mid east

    You think so [/irony mode] That is called "stamp collection" (Sigmund Freud). Too much of that stuff so one day you explode! If at least I would have something where I could get rid of my agressions! E.g. an Arafat and a Sharon puppet, damm I would beat the shit out of em ! But then again I would centralise all my agressions to only two individuals, whereas it is a problem of the whole of both nations!! I wonder how many Sigmund Freud Psychiatrists you need to heal the Middle East?
  2. Albert Schweitzer

    Warcraft iii

    Oh, well this I didnt get that! But I thought, maybe they got those Monstersize pizzas overseas, well basically everything is big on this continent, isnt it? SO 20US$ for a pizza, okay! Yeah, I spend a lot indeed, I know that, but I am gonna cut is soon. I am gonna start working (once I found the right employer) and then wont have so much time anymore to go out and spend my money! And then I will have to earn it myself! But that is okay, if I love my job I am happy.
  3. Albert Schweitzer

    Mid east

    The only thing I can say after days, weeks, months, years of this conflict that everything seems to be a lie and everyone appears to be a liar! There is not a single newsreport that has been confirmed by both parties. No UN people allowed to double-check. My conclusion: STAY OUT OF MY NEWS! I wana see relevant things and not always those boring neirds with their guns and their bulldozers walking through dusty roads and ruins and crying women (the hell why do they always cry, they send their son into those suicide attacks). They could show me pictures from a year ago, I wouldnt notice. Nothing changed. Problem solving is a question of intelligence, want me to draw a conclusion from that? I want to see important stuff, e.g. more news from Africa! Or maybe they could have news only such as: "Today nobody got killed in the MidEast" which would cut broadcasted news from the MidEast by 95%. I am really surprised that those two nations still have a stagnating population with this conflict going on for years. I dont even want to see stupid represenative neirds of the jewish population living in Germany discussing the issue. They bore me, stop boring me, find a damm solution! If those politicians you have would work for a German/swiss company, they would be kicked out and declared a s Ice-age managers (and without a golden parachute) Â I came to the conclusion when I was asked to go shopping with a girl, I hate shopping with girls; I hate it, but there was only MiddleEast discussion on TV so I actually decided to join that girl. How the hell is this possible. AM I GAY, damm do I really prefer shopping instead of TV? no way!! Just that middleEast stuff made me leave my appartment!
  4. Albert Schweitzer

    Euro is turning people into nazi's :)

    No doubt, sweden would meet the requirements! One of the countries I want in the Euro-zone to stabilise the currency.
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    Dog shooting

    9--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ July 04 2002,119)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I would salute the officers that shot it.<span id='postcolor'> Do police-men salute in your country! Wicked!!! I think the problem is not which dogs goes Beserk easily and which is stable. But which has the power to kill and is unstopable. A shepherd dog may freak out, but he is not trained to kill (since he is a shepherd) and does withdraw if you hit him hard enough (or if he cools down himself = e.g. feeling as the winner). A fighting dog however is made to bite and never open his jaws again. YOu can kick him, you can stick a pen into his eye, that beast wont move. Secondly are those muscles around the jaws several times stronger than that of a german shepherd! So if a Pitbull freaks out, he will not rest untill the victim is dead. So shoot him! The best police dogs would be pigs, they are easy to train and got the best noses. But who would allow a pig to go through his office or car checking for drugs?
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    Euro is turning people into nazi's :)

    8--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WhoCares @ July 04 2002,098)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (placebo @ July 04 2002,01:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You're all more than welcome to your Euro. I'll stick with my Å thank you <span id='postcolor'> You know, that the exchange rate between Å and Euro is already fixed?! If I remember correct, Blair said, that they will join asap, I guess 2004 or 2005. btw: why are there so many different Ås? When I was in Scottland this April I had some of the Bank of England (what surprise), Bank of Scottland and Clydesdale Bank (whatever it is)?<span id='postcolor'> Pure bullshit! Â (how rude!!! Why should the pound be fixed to the Euro? No, then this campaign would come a little bit late wouldnt it. THe only currencies fixed to the Euro are = FRF, DEM, BEF, LUF, ITL, Â NLG, Â FIM, Â ATS, Â ESP, Â IEP, PTE, Â GRD, The United Kingdom is a so called "pre-in" which like denmark, Poland, Turkey means either not capable to meet the requirements or "undecided yet". The UK made their decision clear in 1999 when it didnt enter the 3rd step of the WWU. No, the UK would have to start right a the bottom of the checklist again, which means all criteria have to be tested once again and met!. Â
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    Warcraft iii

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (FetishFool @ July 04 2002,09:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I spend so much money on snacks and cigarettes that I'm afraid to actually calculate it all. But let's try: Â $20 every other day for a pizza. Â ($60/wk) $10 every day on fast food. Â Â Â ($70/wk) $5 every day on a cigarettes. Â Â ($35/wk) $5 every morning on coffee etc. ($35/wk) $10 every day on snacks. Â Â Â Â ($70/wk) $10 every day on a grass habit. ($70/wk) <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>TOTAL per week: Â $340</span> $1360 /month Those are my routine spendings. Â That's not including purchases like clothes, games or hobbies. Â Â Â Â <span id='postcolor'> Lets see, that is quite an amount of food there, actually fast food! Want me to calculate that stuff in calories , hope you can burn it too! pizza is not fast food? 20$ on a pizza, jesus what kind of pizza-size is that? 2 packs of cigarettes, that is definetly one too much! But I am not your mother so here comes mine Monthly account 600$ clothes and sports stuff and and and 50$ games 500$ for going out 300$ food /including restaurants ... ----------------------------------------- 1450US$, that sounds a lot to me, but is acceptable for switzerland, but the problem is that I get stupid speeding tickets and parking tickets every other day. Which can sum up to about 500US$ a month (for nothing) and I am not even a agressive driver. In Germany my living costs definetly cut by half!
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    Euro is turning people into nazi's :)

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">We Britons don't want to be part of a "Greater European Empire"!<span id='postcolor'> Thanks god! The Euro is just starting to stabilise. We dont need another weak currency in it!
  9. Albert Schweitzer

    Warcraft iii

    I need change!!! After having played Starcraft for years I got enough of that stuff till I am 50! I was kind of angry that OFPR wasnt out last time I went shopping! So I bought Soldiers of Fortune 2. Now, after a week I need something else cause this game somehow bores me! I go for Neverwinter Nights! (attention with GTA3, to many Mags write too much good stff about it, but in the end it is kind of slow on most machines and kind of childish)
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    Euro is turning people into nazi's :)

    Nearly one generation has been wiped out by this man, and the next one allready recycles him as "entertainment". Wait up a few years and you find him in the Muppet-show. [...]I think that politics needs a bit of spicing up," said Nigel Farage, member of the European Parliament for the UK Independence Party.[...] How can somebody be so without ethics. ? This has not been produced by "THE SUN" but by a political campaigner. That is so embarrasing. And noone give me this shit now about germany having started it all... I am really anoyed, I can tell ya!
  11. Albert Schweitzer

    Overthrow your government

    I am terribly opinionated person, but this year I wont vote. No choice, all parties suck!!!! There is not even a "less bad" choice around!
  12. Albert Schweitzer

    Overthrow your government

    Im gonna go to the theatre now, but when I come back I will overrun you with comments on this discussion!
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    Overthrow your government

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But with the Italians being administrators sounds cool, I like that That would be the end of the world, yes <span id='postcolor'> Or the begining of my career! However, I herewith claim openly that the germans are worse lovers than the swiss! Only we have the right to get this title. The swiss would be the worst...well.. I dont know...maybe.. they are shitty drivers fucking un-humourous (friendly but so un-funny) terrible accent (in all 4 languages) terribly slow (especially in Bern) too damm precise no temperament (these people never shout or fight)
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    Want to have a good laugh-visit americasarmy forum

    I would have went to the army because of the scout-factor. I love this nature stuff. The guns? Not really! But the horsepowers of a tank that is another nice reason to join. Unfortunately I was third son (my to brothers did their military service allready) so my father said it would be nonesense for me to join. My friends all went to the Gebirgsjaeger in Mittenwald while I started learning spanish! I really regret it! But maybe it was the right chice though!
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    Overthrow your government

    Pah, all wrong! You intentionaly broke all copyright laws of this yoke by changing it. The Swiss are half italian and half french, so why would they be bad lovers. Why the heck should germans be bad policemen? Actually they are better than the swiss. The swiss are terribly polite but they make you pay incredible fines for the smallest things. The germans are usually pretty nice and often let you go without a fine (anyway we have the lowest speeding fines). The french the lovers? Maybe they are romantic but hell there is more to the story than talking nicely and buying flowers . But with the Italians being administrators sounds cool, I like that
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    Overthrow your government

    I admit that spain is very much different than Germany in this area. After the wall fell all those old motherfuckers from the former communist party survived but at least the terrible policemen and secret-service people were kicked out and penalised. During my studies in Salamanca I learned to know that in Spain this was not the case. The Police-officers are still the ones from the Franco-dynasty. They are absolute ASSHOLEs: they abuse their power, they ignore the law and they are full of hate against people with money and they even dare to approach girls in pretty offensive ways. Dont you know this yoke. Heaven is where the british are the policemen, the german the mechanics, the italian the lovers, the spanish are the chefs (cooks). And hell is where the germans are the lovers, the british the chefs (cooks), the italian the mechanics and the spanish the policemen!
  17. Albert Schweitzer

    Computers from pricewatch...?

    No, it takes 4 days (about 40 bucks a medium sized parcel)
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    Computers from pricewatch...?

    F*c*i*g awesome! Look at this: Germany / Pricewatch USA Asus P4T533-c Motherboard 240$ 166$ P4 2.2Ghz Processor 309$ 225$ Asus v8440/TD videocard 400$ 243$ ---------------------------------------------------------- 949$ 634$ Not so bad I guess What do you think about if I would buy some stuff, let them ship it to a friend of mine in the US and he sends it to me by mail. You think that is smart?
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    Slow forum? check urself! load mideast page 1

    This forum got so damm slow, I love this forum but I cant stand waiting! Please do the test and give me feedback / or at least vote! Maybe my internet connection got slower (why should it?) And dont frustrate me with results such as 3.12 seconds. !
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    Want to have a good laugh-visit americasarmy forum

    About gore This reminds me that I downloaded a patch yesterday which upgrades my silly german version of Soldiers of Fortune II to the original american version (banned in germany). Consequence => I had all the gore effects available. And I must say that was disgusting. I mean some blood like in OFP tells you when the soldier is hit, where he is hit a.s.o But now I had people jumping around crying with blown off heads (brain on the wall) and with legs or arms, Some are even jumping around holding their balls ( only if you hit them there ). Apart from that can you cut the dead bodlies into pieces and there are at least 8 different pieces you can cut out of a head. I know that sounds spectacular but I wasnt so turned on by that. Seriously! To me that somehow appeared disgusting and took my fun away. I took that patch off! I wonder what the moderators would say if I would post some screenshots! No pictures of dead people/animals allowed! And that screenshots would really look ugly
  21. Albert Schweitzer

    Pizza...

    I remember having played this old game Pizza syndicate and it really sucks! The same is true for those Holliday island games where you have to foster tourism in your hotel/resort... For someone working in this field I can say that those are nonesense. All the things that no longer count today are the determining factors in those games. So if you did well in those crappy games, dont enter the industry! Â Oh, BTW anyone in this forum working for Jones Lang LaSalle Hotels? If yes and you work in the office in Singapore, please let me know so I can kiss your ass! I sent my application there today!
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    When pakistaini weddings go wrong...

    they are wearing weapons for decades now. It may be forbidden to wear them in certain areas near military bases, but otherwise...! YOu should know that from the Loya Jirga when basically all palestinians arrived with their weapons (had to leave them at the entrance though). Furthermore, not even the pals would be so stupid to shoot at a jet with a few bullets out an AK, and definetly not all standing together in crowd. Damm it, you must do some research before you drop a bomb on 200 people.
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    Yay!

    May I contribute too? Canada is the greatest killer of seals in the world. In fact the hunt is subsidised!
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    Bosnian un forces veto'ed

    But justice doesnt have error-margins. If you cross the borders, it is no longer justice.
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    When pakistaini weddings go wrong...

    Okay, considering this incident I guess we need to negotiatiate. Instead of total immunity of american soldiers or a Veto we offer limited liability. Cause if not, the whole american army will soon be in overcrowded UNO-prisons.
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