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  1. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (R. Gerschwarzenge @ Aug. 20 2002,11:12)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (bn880 @ Aug. 19 2002,22:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ Aug. 19 2002,15:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The Russians have a chopper that looks like a Boeing 707 and has 2 huge rotors where the wings would be.

    THAT is a massive chopper biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    Yep, the Russians have made some extrordinary vehicles.  If their funding was proper they would probably eclipse the US completely.<span id='postcolor'>

    You must mean Mil Mi-12. smile.gif


    15a.jpg<span id='postcolor'>

    ... wow....

    What the Hell was it supposed to be? Like a commercial airline helicopter thing? confused.gif

  2. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 16 2002,03:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yall ever see Cool as Ice? I luaghed hard becuase it was so stupid, aslos Manos the Hands of Fate was bad, saw it on MST3K. tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    Did you just use "Cool as Ice" and "Bad movie" in the same sentence!?!? YOU'RE DEAD, BIATCH!!! tounge.gif

    The stupids made me laugh once, and that was the part with the "Drive B", or "Drive Bee" if you will. But I only laughed that one time. And I was a kid. So lets never speak of it again.

    And I second Ralph Wiggum, "Dude, where's my car?" sucked hardcore.

  3. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KingBeast @ Aug. 19 2002,21:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Going back to the Malivnas mod, from the argentinian POV, i was looking at the website and a few things worried me... It seems terribly terribly anti British, and i dont think that should get in the way of a potentially good mod. Examples:



    And this next piece, which seems quite irrelevent to the mod, and almost seems like its a direct "pop" at Brits.

    I dont know, maybe its bad translation or maybe im being a tad sensitive because im a Brit, but i dont think that kind of think is necessary in a mod.<span id='postcolor'>

    No no no Kingbeast, you've mistranslated it!

    "At least", expounded Ramon to his comrades, "now we can show to Burgers that we will never stop reclaiming our steer cattle. What, an asshole?." I've not seen one for more than 100 years.

    Knowing these Carlo M remarks "The 'burritos' have the spicy advantage in technology, but I remember that in 1806/1807, when the Chalupa Army was the most powerful in the world, during the Chalupian invasion to our lands we beat them with refried beans and hot tabasco thrown from the buildings... this may happen again, uh? And if we loose, they will remember us for ever... they will not come to have a vacation, fucking tacos!"

    So as you can see, its a mod with an anti-Mexican food message.   tounge.gif

  4. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Aug. 19 2002,02:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">or thaiga Wuz<span id='postcolor'>

    or Hugh G. Rection! wow.gif

  5. Hey Beeny, why the Hell are you attacking Americans all the sudden? This "argument" is between British peeps discussing the capabilities of their armed forces, not Americans dissing Brits.

  6. wow.gif8--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (pathfinder @ July 31 2002,09wow.gif8)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I'm afraid of deep dark water.  Even games that have it freak me out , the dam level in Half Life was creepy as hell for me to play.  And to this day deep water levels in tribes2 make me involuntarily hold my breath.<span id='postcolor'>

    OMFG, I agree completely!  Those fucking fish things in Half Life scared the shit out of me, I'd always use all my explosives blasting the water if I knew an icthyosaur was somewhere in there...  I'm also scared of Tomb Raider water! In fact, everything in Tomb Raider can take a hell of alot of gunshots to kill, so everythings sort of scary... hmm... confused.gif

     And real-life deep water isnt much better, except for swimming pools... they're fine to me.

  7. BTW, I strongly suggest you all go out and get your self hooked up to an EEG. I think thats what its called anyway...

    This guy could tell ALOT of stuff about me just by looking at a brainwave chart. He could tell if I had any virus' in my system when I was younger, he could tell I had symptoms of depression, and alot of other stuff. Get yours done today!!!

  8. I definently have OCD. Yesterday... *sob*... I had French vanilla pudding... FOR BREAKFAST!!!

    It wasnt stirred well, so I kept stirring and stirring. So I guess that makes me both obsessed with stirring, and compulsive about the stirring process.

    Oh the humanity! wow.gif

  9. Alright... I'm gonna say Denoir, because he TRYED to help me with my trouble modifying the game.  Either him or Vikingo, since he even sent me a .cpp file with everything already modified.  HOWEVER, I still havent found out the "value not an array" error, so if someone wants the honor of being my REAL best friend...  tounge.gif

    But gather round, and I'll spin ye a tale....

    When I first came to these forums, they were practically the same as they are now. There were serious people, guys who tended to joke around, politically focused people, anti-Americans tounge.gif, and spammers. Nowadays, the spammers are practically gone, and The Mighty Five are a distant memory. In fact, there is no SOLID proof that they actually existed, and many believe they are just a fairy tale that Redstorm made to scare Pete. The older forum archives are too ancient to be read by most translators who live nowadays, so many just consider Redstorm a liar! But avast mateys, he tells the truth!

    Back in the day, an organization of spammers rose from the center of the Earth, and spammed the offtopic forums like there was no tomorrow. Every topic was their bitch! wow.gif

    But one day, Pete stood up to them, and made an evil doppelganger, which stopped SOME of the spamming. This is when The Mighty Five first began to lose its power.

    Then one day Placebo (I believe) closed "How to make a bowl of cereal." thread and The Mighty Five was effectively under control.

    I can hear you all saying "Shut up dork, nobody cares!", but you all know that deep in your hearts you have a forum fetish!

    Many of you younger forum members probably dont remember the huge American vs. Russian military equipment arguments that nearly tore the board into two. A poster (or a poser?) by the name of "Sniper" was on the side of the Abrams tank. He even went so far as to brag about its prowess in his sig! But suddenly an equally if not more-so annoying poser named Prodigy Snypa started posting about the T-80 and its evil ways. He mentioned the T-80 in his sig. Eventually the two posters would argue in every topic they met in. One day they both died, and lets never mention their names again.

    King Kong went on a rampage for awhile also. He was known for his angry posts, mean attitude, and foul odor. He would always refer to ANYONE who disagreed as a "15 year old acne face teenager", no matter how strong an argument they put up against his so-called "facts." King Kong was spayed, neutered, and banned. Thank God.

    Pete was a very intelligent poster with a firm anti-spam policy. He wanted proper mortars in OFP, and if I'm not mistaken, since that mortar addon came out, he never posted again. Guess he's still busy. If I'm not mistaken, he was Finnish, but had served in the Swedish armed forces. Or maybe it was the other way around.

    Ruskie was the forum's ultra-active member. He had over 5000 posts before he resigned (or maybe was banned) from the forums. His army of posts was perhaps growing too fast, and certain individuals thought of him as too much of a threat to the forum's wellbeing, and had him disposed of. He has never been seen again.

    Redstorm (who is still here) posted lots of IL2 pictures, along with Ran, who is also still here. Ran is French. And he likes it that way!

    Originally the forums were moderated by very few. I believe Suma was the only one who actively moderated things around here, but he wasnt powerful enough. The old forums were overrun and too old to support themselves anylonger, so new forums were started that we post on to this day. Many new moderators were brought in, and the spamming was quickly stopped by violent action. Ruskie was found against a wall, with an axe through the back of his head. Black Op was found sleeping. Thehamster was found gnawing Black Op, who refused to wake from his deep slumber. And some other guy, I think his name was slappy or something, became a dolphin and swam away. Redstorm still eats cereal. He has regular bowel movements due to his large bran intake.


  10. From what I heard, the real V80, or KA50, or whatever is a really stable chopper IRL.

    I dont know if the dual sets of blades create the extra shaking effect, but I guess its possible? confused.gif


    There is a patch set for August release that will include the ME262 as well as the TB3 bomber for IL2! Various third parties are constructing anything from SU2's to He111's!

    The expansion pack will include TONS of new fighters and bombers, like the Stuka, Hurricane, Spitfire, Thunderbolt, Dora, and even some French fighters! You can even play a campaign as Finnish pilots!

  12. No lie, I just jumped 35 buses. They were crammed side-to-side, and I used the runway on Nogova to launch myself. I got up to 140kilometers per hour on my motorcycle, and went airborne. I died a few times, cause the bike kept coming back on my and my guy would end up landing before my bike did. But then I eventually got it so that I hit on my wheels.

    I later had a parade held in my honor.