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  1. Posted

    When I wake up, I'd like to read some stories of encounters with extreme persons.

    Not "getting beat up by a psychopath" kind of stories, but RL stories of interesting people.

  2. Posted

    I'm safe. She never "penetrated" my aura biggrin.gif

    Honestly, it was not a sexual experience in any way.

    It was extemely fascinating, as a sort of study of human nature.

    I can't get over how extreme these days have been.

    I need to go to bed and sleep for about 20 hours I think.

  3. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WhoCares @ Aug. 22 2002,21:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">btw: would some cheeky mod please change the line under his avatar to unsatisfied smurf?

    tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    That was actually the original caption!!

    and Denoir ignored my repeated pleads to stop tampering with it.

    (That was at least a month ago or so, since the "Title-Wars" took place.)

    But I'm not at all unsatisfied. I'm feeling more satisfied now than I have in a very long time.

  4. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 22 2002,21:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">who knows? may be he got laid "spiritually"?   biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    Yeah, maybe she raped my aura and I didn't even notice biggrin.gif

  5. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 22 2002,20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Why don't you just tell the short truth: you didn't get laid biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    I had absolutely no interest in getting laid with the strange alternative girl.

    But the first girl was a different story altogether.

    smile.gif

  6. Posted

    I spend the last three days, basically in a drunken haze, as I was on what is in Denmark referred to as a "Rustur".

    This is a traditional trip you'd take with the people you are about to start studying with.

    Our trip was 3Ë days in cabin somewhere, very social stuff, practical information, a few short lectures, mostly entertaining, practical info about the program etc.

    And for some reason....constant drinking.

    During these 3 days, I had two encounters that were of an extraordinary kind. The first was with the most gorgeus girl, but you guys don't deserve any of the details on that story.

    You'll only spoil the perfect beauty of it smile.gif

    Anyway, this (extremely hot) girl left on the second day, so on the third day of our tour (yesterday), I started talking alot to another girl, and boy was she weird!!

    She was engulfed in a totally alternative lifestyle.

    Meaning spiritual stuf...healing, crystals, auras, reincarnation etc.

    The first time I saw her, she was lying in her bed with a sort of weird copperspiral on her head, apparently the spiral contained water, and she claimed it cleansed her body. She even had a smaller spiral in a necklace, and this smaller one she would press up against any beverage she was about to consume, claiming that the water inside the copper spiral "aligned" the water molecyles of the beverage.

    When she started talking like this, I decided, for once in my life time, to throw away completely all my prejudice and just accept this girl for all that she was worth.

    It was a clear feeling of either completely ignore her and stay as far away as possible, or completely accept her and get as much out of the experience as possible.

    It was a very entertaining day.

    When we danced, which we did alot, she didn't as much dance, as she played with my 'energies'. It was like she was "swimming in my aura" (her words), and I was feeling so weird, but I couldn't help myself: I had to go along, accept her completely, and just enjoy the extreme nature of this encounter. She was constantly giggling and laughing, and I was thinking all the time "She's insane, she's crazy."

    At one time during the night, we were in the kitchen having coffee. A spider crawled on the wall behind me, and she started to talk to it!! She said she communicated with all animals and plants. When I asked her what the spider had said, she laughed and looked real funny at me, and then she kissed me, real quick. Then she looked back up at the spider and mumbled something to it.

    Such a bizarre night, oh boy.

    Sometime in the morning (I didn't sleep at all), I found her  leaning with the palms of her hands against a tree. I though "Ok, now she's talking with the tree, I'd better not disturb" so I left quietly.

    She also talked about reincarnation all the time, about her definite belief in the meaning of every little thing that happens. Like at one point, some guy had stepped on a broken beer bottle, and she said "Of course, you guided your self towards the glass, to live out some internal suffering."

    I don't know why I accepted her. Normally I would shun this kind of person completely. There was something about her that was completely honest and uncompromising, and somehow I needed company like that.

    It's the kind of encounter I will probably never forget, and as completely as I might disagree with her, I had to agree with her joy of living.

    End of story.

    I got home this afternoon. My sweat smells like beer. I've been awake for more than 50 hours, and my brain is buzzing with residual alcohol and dealing with getting to know 40 new people in three days.

  10. Posted

    I thought it was nice, compared to other superhero films.

    Spiderman sucked more IMO.

    I've read X-men for about 15 years (*cough*cough*nerd!*cough), and I didn't feel any resentment towards the film.

    I'll watch the sequel too.

  11. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WKK Gimbal @ Aug. 20 2002,15:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (RalphWiggum @ Aug. 20 2002,08:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">nope..sorry to say..although girls are nice to have around, they can also cause more headache. wink.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    You don't believe that. We don't believe that. It's a REALLY poor excuse!

    E V E R Y B O D Y wants to screw the snob chick.<span id='postcolor'>

    I concur. Ralph for christs sake, you're not doing anyone any favors by perpetuating this lie!!

  12. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Duke_of_Ray @ Aug. 20 2002,03:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Even if the Duke is ignorant or annoying, there's no point in trying to use selprofessed superiority as leverage. IMO.<span id='postcolor'>

    Uhhh......thanks. biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    You are so very welcome smile.gif

  13. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Oligo @ Aug. 20 2002,08:11)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ Aug. 20 2002,08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">But anyhow I don't think the main purpose of that tape was to show that AQ kills dogs, but they have the capabilites to produce chemical weapons.<span id='postcolor'>

    I wonder whether the next "news" will be that Iraq supplied these chem weapons to Al Qaeda? Bush has to do something about the eroding international support for his Gulf War II The Vengeance. What better way than this?<span id='postcolor'>

    You were so close, my friend.

    Latest from CNN

  15. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KingBeast @ Aug. 19 2002,23:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I shot it AND squished it with the butt of my gun biggrin.gif

    It was quite a hunt, perhaps I will tell you about it in a pub when I am an old man. Kind of like a war story<span id='postcolor'>

    Overkill!! biggrin.gifsmile.gif

  17. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (KingBeast @ Aug. 19 2002,22:29)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Just curious, as i am scared and repulsed by spiders and I dont really know why! How many of you like/dislike them, and do you have any reasons?

    Heres one of my latest victims...

    dead.jpg<span id='postcolor'>

    You shot it, or squashed it with the butt of your gun?

  18. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Aculaud @ Aug. 19 2002,22:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">wow.gif6--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nordin dk @ Aug. 19 2002,10wow.gif6)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ Aug. 18 2002,19:22)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Denoir, I dont think DOR got yer joke. I did tho.<span id='postcolor'>

    Wow, that makes you really smart, huh?

    confused.gif

    You spend more time bitching about the Duke than anything else.<span id='postcolor'>

    He started it!  tounge.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    Even if the Duke is ignorant or annoying, there's no point in trying to use selprofessed superiority as leverage. IMO.

  23. Posted

    "My lamp started shedding dark light." (Leaves room for creative interpretation)

    "I was approached on the street, by a member of the secret service, and he asked me to join."

    "I fell and I couldn't get up."

    "I'm late??  - NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH DEAR GOD! PLEASE, NOOOO! SAY IT AINT SO!!! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!"

    "I stepped through a rift in the space-time continuum, and just typical of my luck I ended up in a Grünenberg Vortex consisting almost exclusively of 'Slow' time." (nonsense, but they wont know it.)

    "There was a big conflagration up at the place." (Those that spot the quote earn my respect)

    "Well, obviously I couldn't leave in the middle of a Brahms symphony!"

    "I stopped to donate some money, when all of a sudden, someone commenced a hoedown, and you know me and hoedowns!

    "I was mugged, but I beat the shit out of him, and then i took him to the hospital cause you should see the state he was in."

    The credible ones:

    "My mom called."

    "I felt the prescense of God, and I had to stop and pray."

    "I was looking at a car-crash."

    "A plane fell on my building."

    "I had to stop on the way and think of you."

    "I needed to unload the mother of all turds." (She/they will be grossed out, but admire you for being honest and thus belive you.)

  24. Posted

    </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote ([TU]$33ker @ Aug. 19 2002,20:20)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">omg what a crap!

    what kind of people write such stories? and what kind of people make films out of these stories!?! biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

    People who are confident no matter how big a turd they produce, we will watch it. And they will make money. smile.gif

  25. Posted

    I remember another one where 3 men take the standard holiday in a time machine, and land in teh future world that consists exclusively of women. All baby boys are "removed" at birth. Apparently, some are kept and milked for sperm, or there is some other form of insemination, they didn't elaborate much IIRC.

    This future society lives under ground, due to a nuclear holocaust. Eventually, the three smell something is rotten, and they make their way to the surface, where they discover everything is a-ok, and the nuclear holocaus is a perpatuated myth. Furthermore, they find out the president/rulers are male trasvestites, keeping everything running smoothly while they get all the p*ssy they could possibly want.

    wow.gifwow.gifwow.gif

    What a bizarre film!

    Can't remember its name.

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