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First and second ones...hilarious The yodel of life. Give me back my sweater. Cleaning musk ox, cleaning musk ox, not very dirty. I'm gonna wake up screaming that tonight.

This was the number one funniest topic I ever saw. If only the title of the topic had been "Does neone else have pubes on their ass?" My son, grown-ups have hair in wonderous places.

Thank you!

Seconded! The admin should have that ability.

...damn those spammers.

How about <span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>t</span><span style='color:blue'>h</span><span style='color:green'>i</span><span style='color:yellow'>s</span><span style='color:blue'>?</span></span>

Is it just aNnOyInG style then?

Duh, maybe because it´s rather annoying to look at. It's "hacker" style isn't it? Are you a hacker? If yes, get a life... If no, stop pretending.

The luge!! Did you see that woman from Venezuela that fell off? She must have been 120 kilos. Looked gigantic compared to the germans. But it did look nasty when she flew off.

Yes, Hired Guns, you are absolutely correct Damage, sorry. Brain Fart... I loved that game.

The original Guns For Hire must have been one of the first quasi FPS's. I remember playing that on the Amiga with my buddies, and getting that creepy feel. The same feel that later returned to me, while playing DOOM. And playing saboteur in OFP... Anybody remember?

This guy is too weird. Bananas don't taste like tits for crying out loud!! Only tits taste like tits!

That's some impressive <span style='color:blue'>Yelling</span> and <span style='color:red'>Flaming</span> there mr. Bastard! Keep up the good work

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Albert Schweizer @ Feb. 14 2002,00:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Ok, how come most of our American visitors complain about anti-US flaming, but then something like this is being posted? How about we stop flaming each others cultures/countries/food/military/flags/women etc. and cut that crap out and behave like "normal" people?<span id='postcolor'> I dont think that Americans would complain about Anti-US-flaming, maybe I got a problem with the english language, but too me that sounds like a double negotiation. Â <span id='postcolor'> You mean a double negation With the hyphen it seems to be correct though.

Exactly.

Yes, it would cure all my harddrive problems.

Ooh, have one: "Here, you forgot your funny dog poo!" "What funny dog poo?"

Let me add a little danish flavor: Mĺ din rřv klř, og dine arme vćre for korte!

Trying to *bump* a bit of life into this as of yet unanswered question. I take it the name (talking about the players screen-name, not the name that OFP assigns to units in the game) of the player has to taken from his config file, but how?

This is not funny (can be edited to read "this is funny")

And danish people also make fun of swedish people. They say if you are drunk for more than 6 hours straight in Copenhagen, you automatically get a swedish passport.

Could someone skidaddle over to the czech section and bring back a translator? Now I really wanna know what it means! Damn it, the suspense...

After some scrutiny, it seems this line returns an error message. Is there something wrong with it, cos' I can't see it. (usaflag AND rusflag) OR (NOT usaflag AND NOT rusflag) I bet it's very simple, but I'm blind to it right now, any help appreciated.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> (Rogue2020 @ Feb. 12 2002,05:15) </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> Â It's in your nature to destroy yourselves <span id='postcolor'> Terminator 2<span id='postcolor'> No, The Matrix<span id='postcolor'> actually, it is Terminator 2<span id='postcolor'> I stand corrected. Doesn't he say the same thing in the Matrix? (talking about the human species as a virus)

No bad Monkey, baaad Monkey. You gotta give a little to get a little.