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I know now, because I just translated the whole cereal deal to german and then back to english, the result is hilarious. I put it in the cereal thread

English -> German + German -> English: 1: First of all, you must the sticky tape of your chair before the computer eliminate and to one much tricky procedure follow - took which me months, in order to learn! - it is called up " being ". 2: Will be above begun, by setting both feet from the reason and tries then to press the soil away from you! They see then that, by something miraculous to energy, which is higher you two foot, than you maintained, infront your computer to be. Try to make itself familiar with this. After something training you can go " back and forth " and laterally smoothes! 3: Now you must find a space more largely that the space, in which your computer is. They find all assortments of the other and frequently deadly messages in this space. We specialists may it call a " kitchen, ", you them also call can " a Raumful of the dangerous and deadly devices ", but the word kitchen is used frequently for obvious reasons. Now some laps go to check the message, which is been situated in the " cabinets " this messages, around this " kitchen " and from that whole shining and those, we " meters " to designate liking, are very sharp, could you in wolf stone or in each possible other play have seen. How you can see, meters are, even not frigment a developer fantasy however do really excist. Do not touch a knive! It is a very dangerous message and not, so that you play with! Do one thouroughforschung all cabinets in your " kitchen ". Also a few luck and patience find you to something, which we designate a " dish ". Them are easily destinguishable, because it looks very much like half of a football ball, which they use in superfootball 2. Do not use a normal disk, because, if you do not arrive at the stage of adding milk (on the one liquid I back too later) to it have sufficient space, which receives to adapt whole milk! 4: Now we arrive at tricky the section! Add the grain. They must something grain (me used Corn Flakes, but each possible grain does), find and some into the dish to pour, which we found even. Your hand can being used for more things than, the mouse controlling, therefore you seize the box of the grain. For beginners this can feel very strange and unnatural. That is, because her only to one to stop mouse used. Now, when you learned to seize on other messages try and pour you something grain in the dish. Watch out! They must have the dish above the right way! pour the grain in the dish and regard you that whole grain in the dish. Views far more realistically than it not she does in the computer games? Congratulations! They have now a dish fully grain! But... bereiten. We're not already forwards! 5: Now the milk is to add a simple! They open a large square box, which is approximate high and three quarters one measuring instrument of a broad measuring instrument. This box is used, in order to hold cool inside of the things. We may call a " refrigerating chamber " or " refrigerating chamber " it. it have a door, opened it like you became in each possible Shooter of the person 3d (to fit does not open you, this door up, how she must open her in quake 3, by pushing to her, you, a particularly structured " handle " using does! Now you seize the large package with a small square on it, in the square, which should say it: " MILK ". pouring you the milk into its dish grain (you check the fact that the package is opened by milk and if you do not open it, to call and for assistance please knows the local supermarket), now you can call yourselves king of the cooks! They formed even it possess much dish grain! Hail to the mighty Babelfish!

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Cats: Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us!<span id='postcolor'> Goddamn, that was the funniest moment of my week so far. P.S. Damage...sorry I edited my post after you had translated it back...I added the last couple of lines...oh well, doesn't really matter.

Dans A.d. 2101 La guerre commençait. Capitaine: Ce qui se produisent? Mécanicien: Quelqu'un nous a installés la panne! Opérateur: Nous obtenons le signal Capitaine: Ce qui! Opérateur: L'écran principal s'allument Capitaine: C'Est Vous!! Cats: Comment allez vous des messieurs!! Cats: Toute votre base sont appartiennent ŕ nous! Cats: Vous ętes sur le chemin ŕ la destruction Capitaine: Ce que vous dites!! Cats: Vous n'avez aucune chance de survivre faites votre temps Cats: Ha Ha Ha Ha Capitaine: Enlevez chaque ' zig ' Capitaine: Vous savez ce qui vous faisant Capitaine: Déplacez le ' zig ' Capitaine: Pour la grande justice!

What's that mysterious dark appearance in the upper right hand corner? Could it be one of the shadow people again? Mommy, I'm afraid..

You left out the infamous double negation there, Damage. Je n'aime pas... Yes, me biggot bastard. Pardon Monsieur, ou se trouve le salle du bain?

Look again... He's one of the shadow people, and he's the one spreading those magical orbs all around the photo. And he's about to eat all that yellow Jell-O that the first floor room is obviously filled with. Can't you see...it's mysterious and strange.

Look inside the yellow circle, isn't that a mans face? Has a beard...

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Feb. 24 2002,15:55)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Your Score: 5/5 -=Die Alive=-<span id='postcolor'> So where's my gold star?

Phew! I thought so... (sometimes it's hard to tell you know)

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 24 2002,18:08)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">That's racism, you should be banned.<span id='postcolor'> Who, me? You kidding right? I hope you haven't interpreted Monty Pythons sketch as being rascist.

You're just kidding right? It's a bit like saying "Hey, I wish I was a paranoid schizofrenic, because then I could get away with murder" Exxagerated, granted, but don't wish for a serious illness, cos' you just might get it...

Monty Python said it very nicely :-) in the song "Never be rude to an arab": Never be rude to an Arab, An Isreali, or Saudi, or Jew. Never be rude to an Irishman, No matter what you do. Never poke fun at a Nigger, A Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut. And never poke fun at at... )at this point the singer is shot)

Perhaps if you add something living to aim for, like hamsters or russian soldiers, and make the stones explosive

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Ex-RoNiN @ Feb. 23 2002,22:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">...they have real conversations about strange topics ...<span id='postcolor'> Just like this Forum

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ Feb. 22 2002,23:53)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><span id='postcolor'> </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown. <span id='postcolor'> hmmm...Chinatown...or Two Jakes? </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?<span id='postcolor'> The Graduate? </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Toga! Toga! <span id='postcolor'> Â I'm not sure what this is called in the US. Frat-house comedy youth flick, piece of cr*p....uhm...Animal House? </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Schwing!<span id='postcolor'> Wayne's world for sure! </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!<span id='postcolor'> The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Me too It took me about 20 minutes to start whirling those stones as hard as possible into the big pile at the bottom

Oh, wait...does that make a difference? Now I'm gonna download it and see for myself..

It happens alot for me I find some stupid browsergame, and then I play it for a day and think it's the best thing since sliced bread, and then the next day I already forgot about it...

I predict you will never play it again after tomorrow

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Damage Inc @ Feb. 23 2002,21:02)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Well the game wasn't new when I played it.<span id='postcolor'> You mean it was like, yesterday, in a local bar?

And in the meanwhile the rest of us will be having fun playing it

So did I when I was about 10-11. A lot actually. Was fun back then "...meeemoriies"

Hehe, I've been playing bubble-bobble a lot the last couple of days. What is the problem Ruskie?