nordin dk

no no, traitors will be punished by a Clockwork Orange-style exposure to GayPan stills...

It will take about 20 seconds before it's out all over the world anyway, so I think there's no point in them restricting it. Anyway, nothing in the world is free. It will include brainwash and brainconditioner...or something... ...or perhaps it will install a permanent desktop image of GayPan on your PC

I have guard moss actually. It's kinda slow, but real scary once it gets going...

Uhm, are you saying it's a really smart thing to keep a hippo in your backyard? "But officer...I treated him right and fed him hay and stuff...duh...what? He belongs in the wild? Who cares? Here King! Good hippo..."

Good news for Denmark! We we're placed last! HAhahhahahaaaaa Which means we won't be participating next year! This is the best news since God said to Adam: "Come see what I've made out of that bone I took the other day"

Wow, that's a great hobby, keep it up and you'll make something of yourself someday... Anyway.

Wobble you have once again exceeded your own own asshole potential. Congratulations...

Was it Killer Bob or Sideshow Bob? Laaaura? Laaaura?

Imagine deep cracks in the skind of a hippo...that's a pretty yucky image. To the guy who did it...excellent thinking moron. That's another sign we're f*cked. People have a sick mentality towards animals.

A good idea is to keep a pad and a pencil right by the bed, and make a habit of writing down everything you remember right when you wake up. Even after being awake for 10 minutes most of it is forgotten. Although the really disturbing dreams stay with you. I once dreamt I was making out with Madonna in a supermarket isle.... I remember a lot of my dreams.

It is the absolute worst piece of cr*p ever to be aired on television. I shudder to think of the notion that those songs are to represent the best of songwriting? It's beyond my comprehension, and it's one of the 10 signs we're f*cked. Quality is out of fashion.

Yeah, that's hilarious. It gets in his mouth and everything

You're all wrong. Best scene is where the Dude is in his car smoking a cigarette and he tries to flick the butt of the cigarette out the window, but he forgot the window's closed and the butt lands between his legs and he crashes the car. I have it on DVD, it's a gem, like most of the Cohen brothers' films.

What, are you serious about the abductions? So if I dream of haveing wobbly legs, it wouldn't be representing something like an inability to achieve a set goal or a feeling of being stuck in the current situation, but rather it's a sign that I've been abducted? You gotta be kidding... I thought only Americans were nuts about these things. Are they spreading to the old world now? Nice pic b.t.w. drewb99

Eyebrows would be a very manly thing to eat I think...

I think it's a standard ritual when slaying your first animal. I mean in modern day hunting as well. It's like hazing, you have to eat the heart or liver or whatever...eyes, eyelids, eyebrows, nipples, armpits etc...

If GayPan is Skywalker, then Richard Simmons is Yoda.

Was it raw?

Let me take this opportunity to repost this wonderful image: Anyways, I'm a Pepsi guy. I can drink Coca Cola, but when given a choice I choose Pepsi. One thing though: warm Pepsi = worst drink on the planet.

Hamsters and gerbils do the same thing. God they're stupid animals... Rats, on the other hand, don't shit where they eat. They are really really clean. "Hay that rat's so clean, I could eat my dinner off of it" Anyway....strangest thing I ever ate was cow's stomach. (It was the stomach itself, not the contents.) Diced up and in a sort of tomato-cream sauce or something to that effect. Had it in Spain, where they eat pretty much everything off the cow. Some spanish "friends" lured me into eating it, I didn't know what the hell it was. Tasted a bit sweet almost, and was very chewy. The worst was the sort or rifled inner lining of the stomach.

He's famous. Maybe we should get his autograph, I think that might make us all really happy on the inside...

Muahahahahaaaaaaa (Insert missing "evil-laughter" smiley here)

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ May 24 2002,01:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">*sigh* Im going back to the therapy thread<span id='postcolor'> Hey for once it wasn't my fault, or Gorgi's...

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ May 24 2002,00:37)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I am actually a total amateur at photoshop. If you disregard nordins fetisch for peter pan and fat women - he is really good at photoshop.<span id='postcolor'> Hey I do other topics than the Fatchick or GayPan but thanks...

'Hey did any of you get to vote in the disgusting poll before it was deleted?