What's the sign you play too much ArmA?

[SWAT_BigBear 0]

When work calls you and ask "are you coming in today?"

your reply,

"can't get there"

[Laqueesha 474]

"All move to house, one o'clock!"

'Nuff said. ;)

[SteveJA 12]

When work calls you and ask "are you coming in today?"

your reply,

"can't get there"

Lol Good one :D

[andromedagalaxe 10]

my wife's divorcing me? ;)

j/k, but the look on her face when she sees that I am playing again is pretty priceless.

[Zipper5 74]

When you can hum the beats of every official song since OFP at a moment's notice. :D

[Tonci87 163]

I still only need to hear the first few seconds of the good old OFP Soundtracks and I instantly know which song it is, and more important, WHEN it was played during the campaign^^

[nodunit 397]

Main theme, walk and slow blades....ah hell it was all memorable and greately fitting for the atmosphere.

[Villain. 11]

When you go to the hospital you keep shouting "i'm injured" "get me a corpsman" and rolling around on the floor until they tend to you.

When a car backfires you drop to the ground instantly and start checking rooftops.

When you get taken to see a friend's new house you focus more on where the best ambush positions would be.

When you see a farmer you keep watching him to make sure he's not armed.

When you try to make small talk with strangers you ask if they've seen any targets around.

When other people say the sun is too bright, you say there's just too much bloom.

When you get into a vehicle you start looking at the available gear.

When you take a trip by plane you insist on being given a parachute so you can jump out when you near the LZ.

When giving directions to people you always give grid co-ordinates, and they give you funny looks.

When you squint at an object for too long your breathing gets heavier.

When you're putting your phone/wallet/keys in your pockets you make sure to add up the weight so you don't over-load yourself.

When someone crouches down you worry that they're planting a satchel charge and sprint in the opposite direction.

When you ask someone for a cigarette lighter you say "requesting fire mission, over."

When you talk on the phone you provide your own static.

When you get a new mobile phone you ask the guy at the store "does it have a wind meter?"

When you see a cat you have absolutely no idea what it is.

When you avoid the City centre to keep fps as high as possible.

This made me chuckle, nice one mate. :D

[Scoochy 10]

When talking to the family you say;

ONE! GET in your BEDROOM!

TWO! FEED that DOG!

THREE! MAKE ME some DINNER!

All! TIME for BED!

[Big Dawg KS 6]

- I spell 'damage' with two Ms, 'behavior' with a U, and find it very difficult to write out the word 'position' in full

- I edit missions in my sleep

- Sometimes I notice myself admiring the framerate of the real-world

[pj[cz] 2]

- when you refer to a forest as a "tree at 12 o clock"

- when you got a flat tire on our car you shout franticly "need repairs" into your cellphone

- when buying soda you choose the package based on its volume per inventory slot

- when giving something away you insist on putting it on the ground where the can collect it

- when there is a wall you still try to step over it in case it has bugged geometry

[alext223 0]

My favourite, when you get in the shit: "FUCK! 1 is down! This is 2, taking command."

Walking down a narrow street and thinking "The AI would never get through here on aware."

Looking at a bridge and thinking "Bloody AI". Then looking at the water "Bloody AI".

Seeing a Blackhawk flying along and wondering why it ain't going as fast as it could. And marvling at how steady the flight is!

Walking down the street and wondering when you can afford the PC to allow that many civies in your mission AO without your fps goIng less than 25.

Edited July 9, 2010 by alext223

[SteveJA 12]

- I spell 'damage' with two Ms, 'behavior' with a U, and find it very difficult to write out the word 'position' in full

Haha ! Great one lol

When you start telling stories to your friends and family, and when they say "is that from a film, book?" you realise you have no life :rolleyes:

[Zipper5 74]

- I spell 'damage' with two Ms

They've actually fixed that now. Both setDammage and setDamage exist, and do exactly the same thing. :p

[Rainmanrainman 10]

When you go to the doctors and say:

" Oh, my fuc*ing arm"

[Big Dawg KS 6]

They've actually fixed that now. Both setDammage and setDamage exist, and do exactly the same thing. :p

Old habits die hard...

[Serclaes 0]

When you think "friendly fire" while watching an own goal in football :)

[Alwarren 2767]

In about every game I play (excluding ArmA), I will keep pressing ALT to look around only to find out it doesn't work.

[liquidpinky 11]

Trying to use TrackIR in Call of Duty and only end up hurting your neck.

Trying to use TrackIR in BFBC2 and only end up hurting your neck.

Trying to use TrackIR in FEAR and only end up hurting your neck.

Trying to use TrackIR in GTAIV and only end up hurting your neck.

Getting fired on Tuesday when my boss gets back from holiday and finds out I spent the whole week reading up on mission editing at work.

[Tonci87 163]

In about every game I play (excluding ArmA), I will keep pressing ALT to look around only to find out it doesn't work.

Yep true, happens to me all the Time...