Bernadotte 0 Posted April 2, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ April 01 2003,19:o9)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And I've decided to start up a memorial page in Rachel’s honor.<span id='postcolor'> You say you're around 25, but I really gotta ask you something:  Have you ever touched a woman?  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted April 2, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bernadotte @ April 01 2003,20:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ April 01 2003,19:o9)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And I've decided to start up a memorial page in Rachel’s honor.<span id='postcolor'> You say you're around 25, but I really gotta ask you something:  Have you ever touched a woman?  <span id='postcolor'> Yes, I have. And my preference are for women like Rachel. They're easy to pick up. Anyway, here's a pic I ran across (or I would love to) Palestinian children march holding posters of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, Friday, March 28, 2003, during a rally in support of Iraq in the northern West Bank town of Qalqilia. Awwww, look at them, all cute. And they found a practical use for duct tape too! -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted April 2, 2003 Not to be an asshole or anything, but that looks more like masking tape to me. And besides, everybody knows that the only thing more useful than duct tape is the wheel! Viva el duct tape!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted April 2, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ April 02 2003,05:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">everybody knows that the only thing more useful than duct tape is the wheel!<span id='postcolor'> Duct tape is manufactured in wheel shape with just that in mind! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted April 3, 2003 Israeli Troops Kill Seven Palestinians Including a 14 year old Palestinian teen when he opened his door to look at troops outside, witnesses said. The army said the youth tried to run away from troops, and was shot after he ignored calls to stop. -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badgerboy 0 Posted April 3, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Including a 14 year old Palestinian teen when he opened his door to look at troops outside, witnesses said. The army said the youth tried to run away from troops, and was shot after he ignored calls to stop.<span id='postcolor'> Running away from men with guns? How strange. Do the IDF ROE authorise shooting people running if no weapon are absent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bernadotte 0 Posted April 3, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Badgerboy @ April 03 2003,23:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Do the IDF ROE authorise shooting people running if no weapon are absent?<span id='postcolor'> Sure. Â It's all a part of shooting the hearts and minds of the local population. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Gripe 0 Posted April 4, 2003 You would've thought that the Israeli gov would have learnt how to deal with the Palestinian terrorist from their own terrorist activities at the time of the British occupation! I think the conflict is terrible but I find it ironic that the Israelis are having done to them what they did in the 50's to the Brits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bn880 5 Posted April 4, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ April 01 2003,22:04)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bernadotte @ April 01 2003,20:17)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Die Alive @ April 01 2003,19:o9)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">And I've decided to start up a memorial page in Rachel?s honor.<span id='postcolor'> You say you're around 25, but I really gotta ask you something: Have you ever touched a woman? <span id='postcolor'> Yes, I have. And my preference are for women like Rachel. They're easy to pick up. <span id='postcolor'> I'm trying not to get PR'd again, but what the heck kind of a joke is that? Sorry, maybe I missed something which makes this have a different meaning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted April 4, 2003 It's a, uh, spatula. And because of the unique circumstances of Rachel's demise, a spatula would facilitate... picking her up. Not the most tasteful joke, but I have to admit I giggled a little in my own special nihilistic way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bernadotte 0 Posted April 4, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ April 04 2003,08:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's a, uh, spatula. And because of the unique circumstances of Rachel's demise, a spatula would facilitate... picking her up. Not the most tasteful joke, but I have to admit I giggled a little in my own special nihilistic way.<span id='postcolor'> Yeah... I was preparing to make some equally funny Swiss cheese comparisons to Jessica Lynch, but it turned out that (1) she was not shot afterall and (2) she survived. Oh well. Â Next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badgerboy 0 Posted April 4, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yeah... I was preparing to make some equally funny Swiss cheese comparisons to Jessica Lynch, but it turned out that (1) she was not shot afterall and (2) she survived. Oh well. Next time. <span id='postcolor'> Insult an American hero! You demon! Didn't you know she got lost in the desert, and...... errrrr. Well.... thats about it really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted April 4, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bernadotte @ April 04 2003,10:32)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Yeah... I was preparing to make some equally funny Swiss cheese comparisons to Jessica Lynch, but it turned out that (1) she was not shot afterall and (2) she survived. Oh well. Â Next time.<span id='postcolor'> No need to let reality stop you- I guarantee that at least half the major news services in the world will continue to say she was either shot or stabbed for the the next 12 hours or so. I chalk it up to what I call the "Network TV Dumbass" factor But yeah, I would've laughed at any swiss cheese jokes also (And yes, I've already got a pit reserved in hell) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bn880 5 Posted April 4, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ April 04 2003,02:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's a, uh, spatula. And because of the unique circumstances of Rachel's demise, a spatula would facilitate... picking her up. Not the most tasteful joke, but I have to admit I giggled a little in my own special nihilistic way.<span id='postcolor'> Okay then, it is what I thought. Just so you know, for that kind of joke if I were a moderator there would be a 48H PR for it. But who cares anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted April 4, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (bn880 @ April 04 2003,19:04)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tex [uSMC] @ April 04 2003,02:50)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's a, uh, spatula. And because of the unique circumstances of Rachel's demise, a spatula would facilitate... picking her up. Not the most tasteful joke, but I have to admit I giggled a little in my own special nihilistic way.<span id='postcolor'> Okay then, it is what I thought. Â Just so you know, for that kind of joke if I were a moderator there would be a 48H PR for it. Â But who cares anyway.<span id='postcolor'> Where in here does it say 'No stupid jokes'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted April 4, 2003 You know I did but some thought into that post. Â I could of easily showed a pic of a plastic spatula, however, I went that extra kilometer and searched for a BBQ spatula, mainly because they are used to picking up flat meat patties from a variety of surfaces. Unlike plastic spatulas that are used mainly for non-meat foods like pancakes, creeps, and pan-fried pieorgi. And now for something mid-east related: I ran across this from another site. They're cartoons found on al Jazeera site... Cartoon 1 Cartoon 2 Cartoon 3 Cartoon 4 Cartoon 5 Cartoon 6 Cartoon 7 Cartoon 8 Lovely cartoons. Â Just imagine how much better looking they'd be if they had used Flash! -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted April 4, 2003 You are pushing the limits with that spatula, Die Alive. While it is not directly in violation of forum rules, it is in very bad taste. I told you not to post stuff like that after you posted the "Something Awful" link with pictures. Continuation of doing so is indeed a violation of the board rules §1.3. I did you a favour by not banning you for posting a crude pornographic image (by hotlinking a somethingawful image), so please do me a favour and restrain yourself from making jokes like the spatula one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bernadotte 0 Posted April 4, 2003 (Happy birthday ME thread! ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bernadotte 0 Posted April 5, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ April 01 2003,13:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">After recognising Israel's right to exist before the UN in 1988,<span id='postcolor'> Here's the PA's current press center WEB page. Even I don't recognize Israel now.<span id='postcolor'> Where do you regard Israel's border's to be? Â Can you post a map showing these border? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceFire 0 Posted April 5, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (denoir @ April 04 2003,20:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You are pushing the limits with that spatula, Die Alive. While it is not directly in violation of forum rules, it is in very bad taste. I told you not to post stuff like that after you posted the "Something Awful" link with pictures. Continuation of doing so is indeed a violation of the board rules §1.3. I did you a favour by not banning you for posting a crude pornographic image (by hotlinking a somethingawful image), so please do me a favour and restrain yourself from making jokes like the spatula one. <span id='postcolor'> I dunno, I found it to be quite tastful and quite funny. Good one DieAlive! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bn880 5 Posted April 5, 2003 Which one, the spatula one you found tasteful? What am I an alien here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceFire 0 Posted April 5, 2003 Yea, I've only seen the spatula one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted April 6, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bernadotte @ April 05 2003,22:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Where do you regard Israel's border's to be?<span id='postcolor'> Personally? The official "international" borders. The Israeli government? Whatever they've agreed to up to date: Israel within Boundaries and Ceasefire Lines - 2000 (Hosted at the Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs site - Israel In Maps page). The above maps are also what is referenced in updated schoolbooks in the Israel school system. Even pior to 1993, most Israeli school textbooks almost always showed the "Green Line" and mentioned its relevance as defining areas captured in the 6-Day War but never legally annexed by Israel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bernadotte 0 Posted April 6, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ April 06 2003,07:o3)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bernadotte @ April 05 2003,22:57)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Where do you regard Israel's border's to be?<span id='postcolor'> Personally? The official "international" borders.<span id='postcolor'> Do you mean this map? Â In other words, do you agree with where your government has drawn the international borders? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theavonlady 2 Posted April 6, 2003 </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Bernadotte @ April 06 2003,12:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Do you mean this map? Â In other words, do you agree with where your government has drawn the international borders?<span id='postcolor'> That looks about right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
