Major Fubar 0 Posted April 1, 2002 I just got this as an email from a friend, I will put the text that was with it when he sent it: </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Question: What is a bastard exactly? Quite often we ask ourselves hard to answer questions, like, “What is a bastard?†And we wax philosophic with metaphysical postulations, incomplete aphorisms, and inconsistent sophisms that make one more and more sure that the only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words. In this photo, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of a deactivation. The guy behind him, well, he's a bastard.<span id='postcolor'> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tovarish 0 Posted April 1, 2002 LOL I'd turn around and chuck the damn bomb at the bastard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted April 1, 2002 LOL, great one. Seriously though, I doubt the guy would hear that under all his armour but it is still hillarious none the less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tex -USMC- 0 Posted April 1, 2002 I got that one in the email also. But the one I got was classified as an "asshole". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wobble 1 Posted April 1, 2002 more like "bastard with a death wish" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USSoldier11B 0 Posted April 1, 2002 LOL LOL LOL! Never seen that one. I bet that guy lost about 5 pounds in shit after that happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted April 1, 2002 Dictionary.com defines a 'Bastard' as: n. 1. A child born out of wedlock. 2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin. 3. Slang. A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable. Does that answer the question? Tyler Edit: I also found the definition of this word on the site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hilandor 1 Posted April 1, 2002 lmao wonder who the bastard would be if the dude in front starting hitting bomb with hammer. I was led to beleive that the word " bastard " had been removed fromt he new editions of dicitonarys because now people dont marry and have children etc. and its not frowned upon like before Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLight 0 Posted April 1, 2002 Yeah i know that one, it's old but it's really funny too. Good job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRyan 0 Posted April 1, 2002 the second time I see this joke and I'm still rolling on the ground lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
