el Gringo Loco 1 Posted February 7, 2002 It depends on the type of man - and his stage of alcoholism. Most people wouldn't survive longer than a couple of days before they would die of dehydration or alcohol poisening. Beer contains water but the alcohol however would stimulate your kidneys to get rid of as much fluid as possible. (that's why you always have to urinate during every free kick in the champions league. To get enough water into your system you've probably have to drink so much beer that your kidneys and liver will be brined and that possible excists you die within 24 hours (gruesome way to go, your body is being poisened very slowly because it can't get rid anymore of the alcohol and other poisons.) So no, despite popular believe and serious discussions in the pub it is impossible to live on beer alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 7, 2002 A crate of beer says I live more than 24 hours on a beer only diet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hkg3 0 Posted February 7, 2002 When i came back from 9 weeks training in the States in 95 it was near xmas and i knew i wasn't going anywhere until 21st January, so i had accumulated 9 weeks worth of pay and proceeded to spend the next week, yes week, getting bladdered every waking hour from christmas eve until 1st January, spent over one thousand pounds on drink and burgers, so no not on beer alone i needed the burgers too....... hic, then again i'm Scottish and we have a Gene that allows us to drink copious amounts of alcohol hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supah 0 Posted February 8, 2002 hkg3 ....... iim dutch and id like that gene ...... cant we work something out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpaceAlex 0 Posted February 8, 2002 I don't drink alcohol and i don't drink bear. The taste of it is disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted February 8, 2002 I think Finnish and Irish UN troops are able to answer this question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Major Fubar 0 Posted February 8, 2002 I know a friend-of-a-friend who did a thesis on this as his end-of-term paper (or whatever), and he found that 17 long-necks (750ml bottles) of beer per day contain all the essential nutrients and vitamins the human body needs... Of course, you'd probably die from liver failure or some other nasty ailment if you did this for real...that's why only about 33% of my intake is beer, I balance the rest out with steak, cashew nuts, bacon, prawns and the occasional avocado.... Oh, and just for the record, Australian beer is the best beer in the world (especially Carlton Draught and Melbourne Bitter)...hmmm..except for Caffreys..maybe.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silent wings 0 Posted February 8, 2002 Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken.Heiniken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R. Gerschwarzenge 0 Posted February 8, 2002 [nitpick] It's spelled Heineken. Not Heiniken. [/nitpick] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted February 8, 2002 Go Guinness! Or any stout or porter for that matter. In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here. -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thehamster 0 Posted February 8, 2002 ahhh Guinness is one of the most foul beers I have ever drunk in my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Assault (CAN) 1 Posted February 8, 2002 If you guys stop by in Canada, try a Moosehead, its good beer. Of the beer I have tried, American beer is the worst crap out there (IMO), except Sam Adams. </span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i don't drink bear. The taste of it is disgusting.<span id='postcolor'> LOL, maybe you should try BEER instead, you won't get bitten and scratched as much, LOL Tyler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damage Inc 0 Posted February 8, 2002 LOL you made me laugh. That's probably just because I'm tired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nordin dk 0 Posted February 9, 2002 Everybody knows that the best beer in the world is the Albani Rřdhćtte ...anyway, the best test is to drink 10 of the same beer, and if you still like it, it's a really good beer. Although you wont know if you're actually still drinking beer, and the next morning you won't remember what beer you were drinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loopy 0 Posted February 10, 2002 Major Fubar good on ya I`ll have a carlton Cold mate!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
