thierry007 10 Posted August 17, 2009 From what i heard from my Father the Dutch Airforce maintenance guys never have much to do From what i heard of my father they had such little to do they did 1 months work in 2 weeks and had 2 weeks spare for Firing range and washing everyones car =p (this was 20 years back tho ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HotShot 0 Posted August 21, 2009 Lacking in the moustache department compared to other 1980/90s MOD videos, but this one none the less does include a creepy pedophile commenting on Chinook drills. RAF Support Helicopter Force. Help us to help you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
da12thMonkey 1943 Posted August 21, 2009 Lacking in the moustache department compared to other 1980/90s MOD videos lol, at least the Wokka's loadmaster made an effort on the 'tache front. The aircrew still seem to be rocking SLRs as well, so good effort on 80s-chic from the crabs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riffleman 20 Posted August 22, 2009 Nato and afghanistan army succed.now all depend on who is president of afghanistan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
romes 10 Posted August 25, 2009 Our Skipper used to enjoy SCUBA in a big way, so when we were ever in Cyprus, and got new blood sent our way he used to like taking them out for a dive. We always went out to this cove that had more sharks per square foot than you could shake a shitty stick at....Theshers, Tiger, Blues....just about every type except Whites (fortunately) but these buggers were as tame as dolphins due to the cove being fed by the main sewer outlet for the island! Anyway, this particular day we had a couple of new lads with us so off we all went. We were getting our kit sorted when the Skipper came round to check us out. He noticed one of the noobs had a length of bamboo with a six inch nail attached at one end and a string loop at the other. The skipper asked him what it was....."It's me shark stick!" he replied. The Skipper said "Don't be a twat lad....you'll not kill a shark with that!" "Oh I know that Sir....but if one of those sods start getting a bit bolshie, I can stab you in the leg with it and the scent of your blood will keep 'em busy while I escape!" Needless to say we all pissed ourselves as The Skipper took it and broke it up, throwing expletives, and bits of 'shark stick' to the wind! ---------- Post added at 01:01 ---------- Previous post was at 00:49 ---------- Whist on the subject of watersports (now come on you pongos', ya know ya love it!) We were doing a UDT cousre down at Poole and were in the midst of shaped charge drill when the Sargeant decided it would be a good idea to try it in a practical fashion! The following day there we were sitting in a Zodiac next to this bloody great freighter......"Right then" he says, "All you gotta do it hop over the side, get under it and place your charge!" So in we went and shaped our charges. When we were back on board the Sarge went over the side to inspect what we'd done. After a couple of minutes he surfaced, lifted his gogs and removed his mouthpiece, then, resting his arms on the boat he said. "Alright then.....which one of you bastards did Whinney the Pooh?...and why has he got a fuckin' det for a dick?" No-one would own up so it cost us some serious glop in the bar that night....happy days! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riffleman 20 Posted August 25, 2009 (edited) I try AK47 shooting for target,but i miss everything.my heartbeat go higher and i enjoy burst mode. Edited August 25, 2009 by riffleman Soory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metsapeikkoo 10 Posted August 25, 2009 Hey anyone see the news about taliban in tv.taliban now lack leadership.one thing is clear NATO have to clear the area the area where taliban have control.i did't see end of this war.anyone have views Dude, this is a military humor thread, not a damn "Hey whats going to happen in afghanistan uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhahu???!!!"-thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dm 9 Posted August 25, 2009 This is funny: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVyykFS3dY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVyykFS3dY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> This is funny: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Px0wErIeJI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Px0wErIeJI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> This is funny: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNEC4hWzdH0&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNEC4hWzdH0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> This is NOT funny: Hey anyone see the news about taliban in tv.taliban now lack leadership.one thing is clear NATO have to clear the area the area where taliban have control.i did't see end of this war.anyone have views Its kinda the idea of the thread ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rahul 10 Posted August 31, 2009 I try marchpast with army and failed to do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonci87 163 Posted September 15, 2009 So I found something that might be funny, but also makes me think... http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=165077 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nodunit 397 Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) Hi, this must be joke... I MEAN THIS!!. Let's C ya Old news but to clarify no that isn't a joke at all, a few black hawks were assigned a task of putting out a forest fire in California. The paint jobs were so that ground crews could better communicate with the air crew. From the looks of things they had a bit of fun while doing so, pink door flames. http://www.ng.mil/news/archives/2008/07/071608-JTF_Sentinel.aspx http://ngks.net/pao/UH-60s%20in%20CA/pages/04%20Black%20Hawk%20in%20the%20pink.htm http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2008/07/large_hawk.jpg Also that CollegeHumor video is great, they usually are. Edited September 25, 2009 by NodUnit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey_Tango 10 Posted November 1, 2009 while my father was in boot camp at fort benning a ssgt made him pick "flowers" from next to the barracks to place by the door of a colonel, my father got in trouble looking for these "flowers" for taking too long because all he seen were daisies, so he had to pick these daisies and when the colonel came out he jumped in my fathers shit about planting weeds by his door, by the end of that day that ssgt had lost rank Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drew 10 Posted November 3, 2009 <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPRA5dCraOc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPRA5dCraOc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> I saw this the other day and lol'd so hard.Gotta love the army lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 8, 2009 Lacking in the moustache department compared to other 1980/90s MOD videos, but this one none the less does include a creepy pedophile commenting on Chinook drills.RAF Support Helicopter Force. Help us to help you I'm scared. That was surprisingly entertaining though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joona 10 Posted November 9, 2009 WTF! I think he got hurt. So funny. He was really the WORST! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M9ACE 0 Posted November 14, 2009 http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii28/Special-K65/Random/TankCatapult.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schaefsky 0 Posted November 18, 2009 This just shows again how badly informed the general news media is when it gets to computer games: video link Now WE all know that Arma is a much more realistic game than the CoD series, we just have to get the word out!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dm 9 Posted November 18, 2009 you realise thats a parody, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schaefsky 0 Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) you realise thats a parody, right? Now, how did you realise that? :D Don't bother, most people don't get I'm joking when I speak in person instead of writing. But I allways find my jokes funny, so while I can make at least one person happy... does it really matter who this person is? :outtahere: Edit: And I really think it would be great to show the world how this (video) is done in a professional manner. OFP / Arma are the only real "run and don't gun" shooters for me ;) Edited November 18, 2009 by schaefsky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronTrooper 0 Posted November 19, 2009 This just shows again how badly informed the general news media is when it gets to computer games:video link Now WE all know that Arma is a much more realistic game than the CoD series, we just have to get the word out!!! I noticed this one too :) Maybe this video will make some people realize that it's good to have AI for some (not too action) stuff. Don't forget to preorder the version with the 17 pound controller ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vilas 473 Posted November 27, 2009 (edited) joke - not military, but here: temperature across the world: 20'C - people from Africa put on jacket 15'C - people from Florida put on jacket 10'C - people from Florida panic 1'C - cars from Italy not start engines 0'C - water frozen -3'C - people in Poland put on jacket, people from Florida are on holidays in Brasil -5'C - people from Russia fasten button in shirt -10'C - politicians in TV say about homeless -20'C - people in Finland put on jacket, Russians close window in bathroom -25'C - German car has problem with start -40'C - fuel is frozen, Russians close window in room -273'C - absolute zero, people from Finland close window in bathroom -666'C - hell is frozen -667'C - lawyers finally put hands in their own (not other peoples') pockets joke 2 doctor 1 to patient before transplantation of heart : - sir, we have three hearts, what would you like ? - what hearts ? - one heart is from young, healthy man, he was killed in car accident, second hand is from normal average man, he was jogging, maybe not so young but guy cared about himself, third... nevermind - why ? - third is after man who drunk a lot, smoke a lot, 60 years old lawyer - please, doctor, give me third - whaaaat ? first two hearts are from people who had sport activity, not smoking, healthy, why you want heart of old, fat, smoker, drunker ?? - if it is lawyer's heart than it total new and was never used Edited November 27, 2009 by vilas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JdB 151 Posted December 6, 2009 I found [this article] because of someone linking to a related article in the DR thread, and found it rather humorous. No less than 518 14" shells fired into the ocean :D I wonder how much time the women in the munitions factories wasted on producing those shells ... :butbut: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nazul 10 Posted December 14, 2009 This looks like good location for this gif. http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091214/gif_02.gif 4mb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
