SpongeBob 0 Posted November 18, 2004 Quote[/b] ]Navy Parrot Goes Back to Sea By Chris Court, PA http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3773597 Sunny, the swearing Royal Navy parrot, has rejoined her shipmates on a warship after seven months ashore, it emerged today. The African Grey; currently the only serving parrot in the Navy; had to leave Type 23 frigate HMS Lancaster while she was undergoing a refit in Plymouth, Devon. Sunny, whose service number is RN Parrot No.1, has now resumed her place in the wardroom among the officers. Her keeper, Lieutenant Mari Duffy said today: "With the return of Sunny the parrot to HMS Lancaster the ship's company now feels complete." Sunny became famous in March when she met the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh at Portsmouth Naval base. At the time the ship's company were worried about her squawking expletives when meeting the Royal couple. But Sunny did not let them down and kept a civil tongue. The warship's crew was concerned because during a Middle East tour Sunny let loose a string of four letter words during a visit by Navy top brass; audible despite her being hidden in a broom cupboard. Her volley of abuse was overheard by the fleet's Commander-in-Chief, Admiral Sir Alan West but he ignored her and carried on briefing the crew in the mess. Sunny's colourful language has become familiar aboard the frigate her vocabulary includes bastardsand arse. Among her other phrases are "You ain't seen me, right" and "Zulus, thousands of 'em" HMS Lancaster is currently undergoing sea trials after completing a refit in Plymouth. She is due to begin sea training in January next year and is scheduled to sail home to Portsmouth in March. Visit Sunny's webpage here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sniper_Panther 0 Posted November 19, 2004 [ig]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20041116/capt.ans10511161414.iraq_fallujah_ans105.jpg[/img]Gangsta.. I can imagine "Yo mr iraqi this be our turf mothafucker" *Iraqi* BANG BANG BANG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted November 19, 2004 boyz n da dezert! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
void_false 1 Posted November 19, 2004 How americans found Saddam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skynet 0 Posted November 19, 2004 lol, good stuff. I wonder how many pages were found, and it what time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sophion-Black 0 Posted November 19, 2004 LOL LOL LOL thats great... oh man that was good. couldn't really type for a while... LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpongeBob 0 Posted November 22, 2004 Quote[/b] ]A happy face smiles back from the scope of a U.S. Army sniper's rifle, during a mission searching for insurgents in Mosul, Iraq (news - web sites), Monday, Nov. 22, 2004. U.S. and Iraqi forces in Mosul have been working put down an uprising launched by guerrillas who seized police stations and other sites. (AP Photo/Jim MacMillan) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted November 22, 2004 Quote[/b] ]Navy Parrot Goes Back to Sea By Chris Court, PA http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3773597 http://imageuploading.com/041118/1100796540.jpg Sunny, the swearing Royal Navy parrot, has rejoined her shipmates on a warship after seven months ashore, it emerged today. The African Grey; currently the only serving parrot in the Navy; had to leave Type 23 frigate HMS Lancaster while she was undergoing a refit in Plymouth, Devon. Sunny, whose service number is RN Parrot No.1, has now resumed her place in the wardroom among the officers. Her keeper, Lieutenant Mari Duffy said today: "With the return of Sunny the parrot to HMS Lancaster the ship's company now feels complete." Sunny became famous in March when she met the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh at Portsmouth Naval base. At the time the ship's company were worried about her squawking expletives when meeting the Royal couple. But Sunny did not let them down and kept a civil tongue. The warship's crew was concerned because during a Middle East tour Sunny let loose a string of four letter words during a visit by Navy top brass; audible despite her being hidden in a broom cupboard. Her volley of abuse was overheard by the fleet's Commander-in-Chief, Admiral Sir Alan West but he ignored her and carried on briefing the crew in the mess. Sunny's colourful language has become familiar aboard the frigate her vocabulary includes bastardsand arse. Among her other phrases are "You ain't seen me, right" and "Zulus, thousands of 'em" HMS Lancaster is currently undergoing sea trials after completing a refit in Plymouth. She is due to begin sea training in January next year and is scheduled to sail home to Portsmouth in March. Visit Sunny's webpage here  Not a bad looking bird. The Parrots OK too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted November 22, 2004 My Apologies if any have already been posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo 28 Posted November 23, 2004 Sniper_Panther remove image tags when quoting please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sophion-Black 0 Posted November 23, 2004 Nice pilot, no shootie! I think the "catch and release" pic was posted before, but it wouldn't hurt to let people see it for a second time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted November 23, 2004 I was trying to find a pic from Hot Shots part deux of the actor that says "War, it's Faaaaantastic" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeatalong 0 Posted November 23, 2004 Quote[/b] ]<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>Flashing sign gets army rebuke</span> By Max Blenkin November 2, 2004 http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11265187^1702,00.html AN army chopper crew has been stood down after a crewman issued a very public invitation for women to "show us your tits" at the recent Indy 300 car race on the Gold Coast. Unfortunately for the crew of Iroquois helicopter No 295, an onlooker in a high-rise flat snapped a photo of the sign displayed by a crewman as the chopper flew along the beachfront on October 23. The image ended up on the website of the Professional Pilots Rumour Network. The photo attracted a variety of mostly approving comments on the website's forum, including "Onya boys!!!!" and "Now how about the shots taken from the helicopter please?" " ... in this climate of political correctness, hope no plonkers get hold of it and try to hang anyone," wrote another. A spokesman for the Australian Defence Force said it was aware of the incident and did not approve. "This type of behaviour is totally unacceptable and will not be condoned by the Australian Army," the spokesman said. "An investigation is under way and the crew of the aircraft have been stood down while the investigation is under way." The spokesman said the crew was stood down as soon as the army became aware of the incident in the past week. AAP Yeah I know the old post had a picture, but it was broken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpongeBob 0 Posted November 23, 2004 lol just noticed the guy giving a thumbs up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winters 1 Posted November 23, 2004 Ha Ha Ha i just saw that as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Jones 0 Posted November 27, 2004 Yeah I know the old post had a picture, but it was broken. Funny picture! Hmmmm..... Addons & Mods: Discussion perhaps? I can just see that chopper flying around on multiplayer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SittingDuck 0 Posted December 3, 2004 Sorry for the bumping, but i saw this thread and read the first pages and a story that my boss told me, a Lieutenant 1st class (i work as a civilian in the dutch Ministry of Defence), told me once came into my mind. Years before, when he was still a Corporal 1st class he was stationed in Seedorf, Germany and one day he and his unit were on a excercise. They had this camp set up an put a sentry with a .50 in the field. They told the guy who was behind this .50 that they expected that the Russians might use chemical weapons. So he had to watch the enviroment (grass, trees and the animals around). After a while my boss was on patrol with some of his mates and found the guy behind the .50 sleeping. Instead of reporting this to their CO they decided to take the .50 and hide it somewhere. After some minutes the CO, who knew this guy, went to check on him. He found him asleep without the .50 and woke the guy up and dragged him to his office. Once arrived he had to explain the missing .50 and why he was asleep. The guy said with a dead serious face that he wasn't sleeping, but he was watching some patch of grass that slowly went down to the ground. But he still didn't explained the missing .50, so the CO asked about this. The guy, again with a serious face explained that after he watched the grass go down the ruskies came to take the .50. Bceause he was alone and had no time to sound the alarm, he played dead. This guy could be courtmarshalled for this "incident" but the CO was litterally laughing his ass off and told him to just get the f*ck out of his face and office and never mention to anybody what happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ares1978 0 Posted December 3, 2004 Quote[/b] ]Navy Parrot Goes Back to Sea Among her other phrases are "You ain't seen me, right" and "Zulus, thousands of 'em" I have to admit, I laughed my ass off when I read this. The Fast Show. What a surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hit_Sqd_Maximus 0 Posted December 3, 2004 Not sure if it should go here or not. Bush Arrested in canada Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Tea 0 Posted December 4, 2004 It´s a Hoax, isn´t it??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SittingDuck 0 Posted December 4, 2004 If it isn't, then Canada is in trouble :P Some years ago when they set up a international war crimes court here in Holland the USA made a law that said that if there is any armed forces personnell on trial for war crimes then the Pentagon has the right to free them by any means. Including a invasion :P Not sure if it counts for Canada also.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-33ker 0 Posted December 4, 2004 Pwned! I don't think Bush ever thought of getting in trouble in Canada! I'd like to see his face when they told him why. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FW200 0 Posted December 4, 2004 hoax check http://www.cnn.com It's just a very clever site ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-33ker 0 Posted December 4, 2004 Hmmm the site is quite realistic. I really thought it's true. Must be wishfull thinking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
