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has been already posted more then twice lee.

its still pretty amazing how good acu works on that couch biggrin_o.gif

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While interviewing a US Army Special Forces soldier  in Afghanistan, a Reuters News reporter asked the soldier what he felt when killing an Al Qaeda with a sniper rifle.

The soldier thought for a moment and replied, "Recoil."

I thought this couldn't be real...but the address says it is.

Army now has a new coloring book on its website to try to lure potential recruits.

Other..."cool stuff"..pfft HaHa hahaha...ahh..uhg

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seems pretty true to me, a soldier who think too much cant preform as good as those who care less

much better then he say "HOOAH" isnt it? icon_rolleyes.gif

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This guy is going to come home with a twitch or nothing will ever scare him again....

Now that is stupid. Great job everyone, that's the way a team works... banghead.gif

It's not funny at all.

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This guy is going to come home with a twitch or nothing will ever scare him again....

Now that is stupid. Great job everyone, that's the way a team works...  banghead.gif

It's not funny at all.

They are just some stupid kids,u cant even call them soldiers. mad_o.gif

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More stupidity for those of you that like to complain about the posts, rather than submit your own "super-cool" ones.

Bomb Squad Humor

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Now that is stupid. Great job everyone, that's the way a team works... banghead.gif

It's not funny at all.

They are just some stupid kids,u cant even call them soldiers. mad_o.gif

I would like to nominate you both for "Dumbest And Most Respectless Post Of The Week".

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If that was me getting "DOAHED" and constantly fucked with like that poor kid in that video, I'd probably snap on # 20 and open fire on all their silly , immature asses. Lucky for them they knew who to pick on. pistols.gif

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Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women

* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.

* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.

* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.

* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.

* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flow before.

* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

* Airplanes expect to be tied down.

* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

Took me awhile to think of some stupid stuff. goodnight.gif

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Found this from another forum (beware, 2 meg .gif)... PIE!!!

Sorry, but I haven't laughed that much for weeks notworthy.gif

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I'm not sure if this one's any of fun for you but here's something that happened when I was sailing my final on-board practice for OS certificate. I don't exactly remember where we were that time but I was on watch 00 - 04 with the 1st officer and we knew there was some kind of NATO practice nearby. This is (close to) what we heard on the VHF.

"Warship 343... this is... Warship 340... over"

"Warship 340 this is Warship 343"

"Warship 343... this is... Warship 340... go to channel 69... over"

"Roger"

So we switched to 69 as well. And after a long silence...

"Warship 340 this is Warship 343"

"Warship 343... this is... Warship 340... over"

By this time we were a bit confused and another quite long silence followed, until...

"Warship 340 this is Warship 343, I believe YOU called us first"

We bursted into laugh and tears as we realised the OOW of "Warship 340" was a total idiot. Like I said, don't know if you guys find any fun in that but it was hilarious when I experienced it live at scene.

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rofl.gifrofl.gif lmao this thread is so freakin hilarious - thanks guys rofl.gif

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