Badgerboy 0 Posted August 21, 2003 Bring it on Frogs, its been a while since we have had a decent fight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted August 21, 2003 Bring it on Frogs, its been a while since we have had a decent fight! Â remember Guillaume the conqueror we should have never stepped on your island , that way your country would still be a wasteland populated by red-haired barbarians Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baron Hurlothrumbo IIX 0 Posted August 21, 2003 An fits a wrang with rid heidit barbarians? Ya cheese eatin surredner monkeys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badgerboy 0 Posted August 21, 2003 Bring it on Frogs, its been a while since we have had a decent fight! Â remember Guillaume the conqueror we should have never stepped on your island , that way your country would still be a wasteland populated by red-haired barbarians That would have been 'William the conquerer' to us. Besides, you've been a pretty sporting partner over the centuries. Waterloo.... do do do be do...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted August 21, 2003 Waterloo.... do do do be do...... sung by a swedish band which became a gay icon ........... Waterloo was just due to tough luck from the other side and the Napoleon's stubborness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Frenchman 0 Posted August 21, 2003 red-haired barbarians Ok enough spam! Anyway, it is begining to cool down where I live but it is allways sunny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted August 21, 2003 who wants british women? Urghh Anyhow, I live in Malta right now and I bet none of you is as near to the African continent as I am right now. But I seem to have gotten used to heat. (it was hardest when I lived in SE Asia) Rule 1: Dont use air-con! You will constantly get sick and never get used to the climate Rule 2: Dont drink too much. You wash the minerals out of your body and you start sweating like hell (and consequently look like a mexican bus-driver.) Rule 3: DONT take a cold shower before you go to bed. You will only feel hotter after 10 minutes. TRY to take a hot shower. It is terrible I now but afterwards you get to feel realy cool once you get out. Rule 4: Get a spray and fill it with water. If you cant sleep then turn the fan towards you and spray some water on you chest. Rule 5: Dont eat before you go to bed Rule 6: I know it sounds silly but if you feel too hot at home then put your feet in ice cold water and watch TV. Rule 7: Dont look at women when they are dressed in those short ..... you will only feel hotter! Rule 8: Call the police if you see a dog being locked in a car or on a balcony. Or simply break the window, who bothers! Damn I wanted to get to rule 10 but nothing comes to my mind anymore! Ah yeah! Rule 9: If you realy cant sleep then just get drunk, you will sleep! Guaranteed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shashman 0 Posted August 21, 2003 What's next?! Floods in Las Vegas?!  ...You betcha  Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denoir 0 Posted August 21, 2003 who wants british women? Urghh  Anyhow, I live in Malta right now and I bet none of you is as near to the African continent as I am right now. But I seem to have gotten used to heat. (it was hardest when I lived in SE Asia) Rule 1: Dont use air-con! You will constantly get sick and never get used to the climate Rule 2: Dont drink too much. You wash the minerals out of your body and you start sweating like hell (and consequently look like a mexican bus-driver.) Rule 3: DONT take a cold shower before you go to bed. You will only feel hotter after 10 minutes. TRY to take a hot shower. It is terrible I now but afterwards you get to feel realy cool once you get out. Rule 4: Get a spray and fill it with water. If you cant sleep then turn the fan towards you and spray some water on you chest. Rule 5: Dont eat before you go to bed Rule 6: I know it sounds silly but if you feel too hot at home then put your feet in ice cold water and watch TV. Rule 7: Dont look at women when they are dressed in those short ..... you will only feel hotter! Rule 8: Call the police if you see a dog being locked in a car or on a balcony. Or simply break the window, who bothers! Damn I wanted to get to rule 10 but nothing comes to my mind anymore! Ah yeah! Rule 9: If you realy cant sleep then just get drunk, you will sleep! Guaranteed! Rule 10: Sleep during the day, if possible. This summer there were temperatures of 30° for several weeks in Sweden. No wind and high air humidity. Overall, very nasty. I got through it by sleeping during the day and being awake at night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Schweitzer 10 Posted August 21, 2003 oh god sweden There must be a Moscito problem right now, no? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bn880 5 Posted August 21, 2003 As for #1, well it depends. In Canada you have to use AC or you will sweat everywhere, and you can't exactly sit in an office sweating your assets off and think clearly. You also will be quite sick stuck in traffic in a car without AC. So, I'd say avoid AC if you can't get AC at work and home etc. and especially if your climate is always warm. (there aint no gettin used to hot weather in Canada, we got 6 months of bloody winter) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denoir 0 Posted August 21, 2003 There must be a Moscito problem right now, no? Not here in Stockholm, but you would not like to go up north. They have mosquitoes big as elephants and intelligent as nobel prize winnes. And there are more of them per cubic centimeter than there are Chinese people in the world    A baby mosquito takes a solo flight for the first time. Upon returning, his mother asks him how it went. He replies: "Excellent! All the people were so impressed by my flight that they all clapped their hands!" Ok, bad joke, but I could not resist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harnu 0 Posted August 21, 2003 Ugh, mosquitos! I cant stand these buggers. Peak times for them now. Plus a million other bugs on the practice field Plus the threat of west nile. Not much anymore, but it's still there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renagade 0 Posted August 22, 2003 Thats why an aerosol can and a lighter are ur best friend  One thing that bugged me when the fires saterted during the heatwave. I remember when we used to  play with supersoakers the more u pumped them up to make them go longer distances the more the water sprayed wider  where it came out the gun meaning that a good bit of  it went into the surrounding air and  not  on  ur  target. How would u get the water to go farther at a higher pressure without widening the barrel of ur watergun or in the case of firefighters,the hose ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ran 0 Posted August 22, 2003 Thats why an aerosol can and a lighter are ur best friend  stop watching die hard , most people who tried that had to buy a new face and a new pair of hands Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Die Alive 0 Posted August 22, 2003 I find smoking cigars help keep most flying pests away from you. As for keeping cool, stick a puppy or a kitten in the freezer for a few days, and when it's hot, take out the puppy or kitten and cradle it in your arms, and the frozen puppy or kitten will cool your body. -=Die Alive=- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Frenchman 0 Posted August 22, 2003 As for keeping cool, stick a puppy or a kitten in the freezer for a few days, and when it's hot, take out the puppy or kitten and cradle it in your arms, and the frozen puppy or kitten will cool your body. Now I know where BAS gets thier robot humping monkeys and kitten killing ideas from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
