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What is Derpmod?

Derpmod is an idea of simulating a script-kiddy hacker on your game. A random AI will be selected as the hacker (the unit may godmode himself at times and may seem to never run out of ammo, even teleporting to you or other units).

Derpmod aims to bring the frustration of hackers right to your game! Tired of the same boring Agia Maria in Stratis? Add some spice to your town and have a hacker make all your buildings spin around, or attach dogs to your head.

"Oh look, a friendly chicken... *BOOM* EXPLOSION!" Random juxtaposed animals that explode when units get near them.

Man, this mission has no vehicles? Problem? There's no problem, someone just spawned a bunch of Littlebirds all over the map. Have at it!

Man these AI are tough! Woah, did they all just drop dead? Is that a truck about to fall on me?

Why is that AI always standing still whenever something bad happens?

Why is my screen shaking so much?!

The colors on my screen are spazzing out!

Who is dropping all these bombs everywhere? Why am I attached to a rocket? Why am I stuck to the grenade I just threw?! Why is that guy sitting on top of a dog?

I don't recall this being part of the mission!

I hear gunshots as if they are right next to me, but there's no one here!

There's a ghost shooting at people!

Why are we all standing in a house that is spawned 1000 meters in the air while we wear nothing but underwear? Huh?

Why am I getting all these messages from Battleye? I'm in singleplayer!! :O

I wonder why the mission developer placed all these grenades on the ground. When am I ever going to need to use all of thes *BOOM BOOM BOOM* *PLAYER FLIES AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONS*

What is going on?!!

Coming soon to a singleplayer experience near you.

Edited by zooloo75

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This... Is... The most...

Actually, i'd like this, just for random fun. A change in things to do to waste time, i guess.

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needs comic sans

I agree.

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Do you plan on making this multiplayer compatible?

Where a player can be the..... troll? :cool:

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Do you plan on making this multiplayer compatible?

Where a player can be the..... troll? :cool:

I believe plenty of mods do exist already.

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I believe plenty of mods do exist already.

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I want the scriptkiddie AI on my server ASAP!

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Sounds awesome, folks we've just entered the Twilight Zone!

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@zooloo

That was a joke...

By the way

:eek:

I know :)

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