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That art aint very secret. If you told me he possessed the ultimate power of the ninja though...That would be truely impressive ; )

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ July 17 2002,10:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I would like to say something straight to Ville Itälä's face<span id='postcolor'>

Don't!! He knows the secret art of Karate!!  biggrin.gif<span id='postcolor'>

Then I'll just bleed on him until he drowns. tounge.gif

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Haven't you guys read the guide in Thespark.com called: "How to get your ass kicked in such a way that the other guy goes to jail." It has all these neat tips. My favourite one is this: "Take your wallet into your hand and approach the opponent, making faces to piss him off. Offer your head in such a way that he can easily achieve a headlock. While he is pounding your face with his fist, slip your wallet into one your opponents pockets. Now his charge is going to be mugging instead of mere battery."

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">How to get your ass kicked in such a way that the other guy goes to jail<span id='postcolor'>

This is a true story that happened in a pub in Helsinki:

Guy A is in toilet, washing his hands. He had had boxing as a hobby for 15 years and recently he had switched to thai-boxing.

Guy A is a relatively small man.

Then Guy B finishes his business and comes to the hand-washing sink, making some kind of growl. He yells something

like this:

"Hey f*cker, get lost!" at Guy A, who has almost finished washing

his hands.

Guy B is inpatient, and grabs Guy A away from the sink,

and tries to punch Guy A. Guy A feels really threatened and throws a couple of punches.

Guy B doesn't care, and when he starts to fight back,

Guy A gives him more punches and finally finishes him

with an elbow-punch in the head.

Consequenses: Guy B get injuries, worst of them is a permanent brain damage.

Guy A goes to jail for a year or so, and has to pay 20000 euros ( = $ ) to guy B.

What do we learn from this?

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Anybody?

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (LauryThorn @ July 17 2002,12:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">What do we learn from this?

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Anybody?<span id='postcolor'>

Don't f*ck with relatively small men? tounge.gif

I'm a relatively small guy and I've always been able to talk my way out of fights. I'm a long haired hippie so I'm like a magnet to big skinheaded muscular men but so far none of them have actually tried to punch me after I've had a small talk with them. Lucky me.

Maybe I should start to negotiate with criminals. smile.gif

(Damn. After 4 caffeine pills my hands shake so much that it's hard to type anything sad.gif Got to go out and get something to eat.)

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I've always been able to talk my way out of fights.<span id='postcolor'>

Why don't you just bleed on them until they drown? tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">It's too messy.<span id='postcolor'>

How about throwing your caffeine pills at them? tounge.gif

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"The end of innocence for Finland" LOL!

I remember watching the news (I´m Finnish) and they said over and over again that it doesin´t seem to be "politically motivated" No s**t, Sherlock.

It reminded me of September 12 when the government beefed up security in the air etc etc. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Finland is a great country, but do you actually think Al-Qaeda would attack a "skyscraper"(6-story building in helsinki) here, or a new nationalist terrorist movement would emerge, demanding that storekeepers stop rounding off Euro prices?

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