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Ok, i need a cat name..

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We are getting a new Persian for my GF, she finally just came out and said she wanted one.. so the whole "wonder how long to wait.." crap is over..

Im sick of normal cat names like "fluffy", "mittens".. and other unbearingly lame names..

Im leaning towards a interesting name.. with a Title.. "this is our cat "Armiral Jones" or something wierd like that..

so far we are set on "The Captain" which we think will be quite cute.. because we can call him "cap" or "cappy" or whatever.

also whenever someone comes over we can say "would you like to meet The Captian"?

or "The Captian shit on my chair again!"

it just sounds fun..

any ideas..

dont get too sadistic or crude pls.. Im actually serious..

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Two words:

Satan's Smegma

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Nah, How about Satan's Smegma II or Dyslexic Duck or some sort of shitty knockoff

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Chairman Meow

LOL, ok thats a good one

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*smacks ralph with a rubber penis*

why dont I just call it Flashy, or

yes.. this is our cat "cant get there"

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if I named it flashy:

A: it would end up on fire somehow

B: it would be a pervert

C: I would have to get it a "bling bling" collar

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maby I should name it after an appliance..

like "this is my cat "Whirlpool dishwasher"

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i got 5 cat and here s their name *i always lived with cats maybe i got some behaviour of them, becse i react at the second and hate doing noise*:

-Coukine(female the older she rules)

-Simbell (female:the errant/hunter one, never there at night)

-Tara (female:big and fat that sleep and only awake at certain hours)

-Douchka (female:my favorites, she spend the day sleeping in my cloths and the night hunting)

-Mazague (male: the new one, son of Douchka, want to play with the other and get hunt by the other always... poor guy)

... the stray cats that come sometime taking food: Felix, isis, domino.

I probably say u to name them like egyptian name *their native land*... or try this one... carchatrodon carchatrias

*i dont think the joke ll pass well in english tongue*

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Chairman Meow

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Great name!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">if I named it flashy:

A: it would end up on fire somehow

B: it would be a pervert

C: I would have to get it a "bling bling" collar<span id='postcolor'>

Gwhahahahaha!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">*smacks ralph with a rubber penis*

why dont I just call it Flashy, or

yes.. this is our cat "cant get there"<span id='postcolor'>

Ghahahahahaha!

*choke*

Gwhahahahaha!

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Since it's a Persian cat, how about Shah? I don't think you'll want an Ayatolah.

Then, of course, there's always Polly. tounge.gif

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Wobble @ April 30 2002,09:14)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">maby I should name it after an appliance..

like "this is my cat "Whirlpool dishwasher"<span id='postcolor'>

Toaster.

Amana.

Fridge.

Ginsu.

Deepfryer.

Insinkerator.

Cuisinart.

Epilady.

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How about:

Random(10)

That way...it's name is slightly different everytime....

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Vor.

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</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (theavonlady @ April 30 2002,10:44)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Epilady.<span id='postcolor'>

ROFL biggrin.gif Poor kittie... !! tounge.gif

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